Tuesday, June 9, 2009

APPLE TO SAY.... BUY

Big D In The House
Miller Joins Adams

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Nashville,TN

As speculated, it has been confirmed that one time Apple Coach and Buyer, Dennis Miller, has accepted a similar position with the Birmingham, Alabama based Adams Produce conglomerate.

Approached at a pool party and rib cook off in Suburban Nashville to celebrate the upcoming marriage of Apple infielder Tiffany Smith and Professional Bass Fisherman Houston McSwain, Miller said that he had been looking to "get back in the game" since the Apple restructuring that forced him from his position a few years ago.

"This wont be my first rodeo, I'm looking forward to getting back onto the field and kicking some dirt soon" added Miller as he tossed back shots of Patrone to celebrate his pending move.

Miller now joins several other one time Apples who have taken their games from humble beginnings in Nashville and have over time joined up with the Adams ownership group to become a major force in the Southeast United States Coed Softball League.

When then asked about expectations in regards to selling his Nashville home under current market conditions as he prepares to join Adams in Birmingham, Miller surprised well wishers when he replied, "I'm not going anywhere, the position that I have accepted is here in Nashville." Miller then poured another round of Tequila and toasted, "Here's to my new job, and to Christi getting married."

With the announcement of Millers move, we today again see why it is always just a matter of time before we hear that famous cheer.............

How bout them Apples!

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