Another Apple On The Move

Bailey Announces Change
Takes Game To Hometown Team

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Following a ten year run as team swing coach, Apple Jeff Bailey has announced that he will be leaving his current position at the end of the month to assume a similar role with his hometown PFG Pears.

"It's never an easy decision to make a move like this, but I feel it's the right time to do so." said Bailey as he announced his decision to sign a free agent contract that will have him join the Lebanon, TN based Pears.

"I had a nice 10 year run here" said Bailey, "I'll take a lot a fun memories from this job and of course" added Bailey, "this is where I met my wonderful wife, Lisa Bailey Bean. There is not too much bad you can say about a gig like that" concluded Bailey as he loaded his golf clubs in the cab of his truck and headed out for a quick 9 holes as a tune from the band 'Dave's Not Here' blared from the truck stereo

When contacted on vacation for comment on Bailey's decision, Apple Executive Apparel Buyer Don Upton said, " I'm sorry... who is leaving? Jeff? I'm not sure if I know who Jeff is" joked Upton before taking a minute to thank Bailey for his past efforts and to wish him well in his new role.

With the move, Bailey now finds himself in the unique position of working just 10 minutes from home. "It's going to be great" said Jeff, "I look forward to sleeping later and having cocktails earlier"

And so it goes, the Apple tree extends its reach as another Apple leaves and begins to grow again in a new orchard. Just another example of not if, but when we will hear that now famous cheer........

How bout them Apples