Tuesday, June 23, 2009

APPLES ASK.. WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

Apples Angered
You Bastards

LTBPOE
Nashville,USA

Where are you now? For the past eight years many people seemed to take pleasure in a free -for- all attack of our country, it's former administration and its policies.

Now, as the world lays witness to events taking place in Iran, the Apples have a question; Where are you now?

Do you remember the jokes and scoffs when George Bush called Iraq, Iran and North Korea an "axis of evil"? Where are you now?

Are you watching what is happening in Iran? Are you watching as your brothers and sisters are being murdered in the streets of Iran because they dare to taste the very freedom that many in this country take for granted? Where are you now?

Did you see the young women, Neda Agha Soltan, as she dared to peacefully protest for freedom on the streets of Iran? Did you see her die? Where are you now?

As has been proclaimed by the Apples in the past; Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness is not just for white men in America.. This absolute truth is the bedrock for all of GODS children being able to say "Free at Last, Free at Last, thank GOD Almighty, we're Free at Last." Where are you now?

You criticized your country and its leaders when they dared to believe that the people of Iraq should be free. Now, the blood of freedom is screaming from the dead in Iran.

America, where are you now?



America, where are you now?

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Another Apple On The Move

Bailey Announces Change
Takes Game To Hometown Team

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Lebanon,TN

Following a ten year run as team swing coach, Apple Jeff Bailey has announced that he will be leaving his current position at the end of the month to assume a similar role with his hometown PFG Pears.

"It's never an easy decision to make a move like this, but I feel it's the right time to do so." said Bailey as he announced his decision to sign a free agent contract that will have him join the Lebanon, TN based Pears.

"I had a nice 10 year run here" said Bailey, "I'll take a lot a fun memories from this job and of course" added Bailey, "this is where I met my wonderful wife, Lisa Bailey Bean. There is not too much bad you can say about a gig like that" concluded Bailey as he loaded his golf clubs in the cab of his truck and headed out for a quick 9 holes as a tune from the band 'Dave's Not Here' blared from the truck stereo

When contacted on vacation for comment on Bailey's decision, Apple Executive Apparel Buyer Don Upton said, " I'm sorry... who is leaving? Jeff? I'm not sure if I know who Jeff is" joked Upton before taking a minute to thank Bailey for his past efforts and to wish him well in his new role.

With the move, Bailey now finds himself in the unique position of working just 10 minutes from home. "It's going to be great" said Jeff, "I look forward to sleeping later and having cocktails earlier"

And so it goes, the Apple tree extends its reach as another Apple leaves and begins to grow again in a new orchard. Just another example of not if, but when we will hear that now famous cheer........

How bout them Apples

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

APPLE TO SAY.... BUY

Big D In The House
Miller Joins Adams

Buylowsellhigh
Nashville,TN

As speculated, it has been confirmed that one time Apple Coach and Buyer, Dennis Miller, has accepted a similar position with the Birmingham, Alabama based Adams Produce conglomerate.

Approached at a pool party and rib cook off in Suburban Nashville to celebrate the upcoming marriage of Apple infielder Tiffany Smith and Professional Bass Fisherman Houston McSwain, Miller said that he had been looking to "get back in the game" since the Apple restructuring that forced him from his position a few years ago.

"This wont be my first rodeo, I'm looking forward to getting back onto the field and kicking some dirt soon" added Miller as he tossed back shots of Patrone to celebrate his pending move.

Miller now joins several other one time Apples who have taken their games from humble beginnings in Nashville and have over time joined up with the Adams ownership group to become a major force in the Southeast United States Coed Softball League.

When then asked about expectations in regards to selling his Nashville home under current market conditions as he prepares to join Adams in Birmingham, Miller surprised well wishers when he replied, "I'm not going anywhere, the position that I have accepted is here in Nashville." Miller then poured another round of Tequila and toasted, "Here's to my new job, and to Christi getting married."

With the announcement of Millers move, we today again see why it is always just a matter of time before we hear that famous cheer.............

How bout them Apples!

Friday, June 5, 2009

APPLE ON THE MOVE

Apple Swirl
Back To Basics

Wheretheskyisalwaysblue
Nashville, TN.

Following a week in which Tennessee Titan quarterback Vince Young publicly stated his desire to be traded, it has today been learned that a high level Apple is on the move and will be soon be wearing a new uniform.

Contacted in Houston Texas, Titans owner Bud Adams denied any knowledge or involvement in the breaking news story before pointing out that this would not be the first time that his last name had been erroneously linked to a rumour involving a former Apple.

Mr. Adams then pointed out that when the Nashville based Apples were first sold by founder John Beasley, it was a group in Houston that paid a then record price for the franchise. "Perhaps that has something to do with the confusion today" added Adams as he was peppered for information on the yet to be identified Apple on the move. When then asked what, if anything, he knows about the team that has on occasion been mixed up with his, Adams said although he has never meet anyone from the group, he understands "they know a thing or two about bringing home the cabbage."

As the news of the pending move broke, efforts to reach the Apples were unsuccessful. A recorded message at the teams headquarters said the Apples were participating in charity bike ride from Birmingham, Alabama to the Panhandle of Florida. Callers where then directed to visit the teams website later in the week for an Apple update.

It's now time to hurry up and wait as the Apples appear ready to hit again. As has been thought for a long time, it's not a question of if the Apples will shine again, but instead the question is when. With someone big apparently now on the move, it's time for the guessing games to begin as to when we will next hear that now famous cheer.....

How bout them Apples !!