Apples Push For Change In U.S. Constitution

Apples Go To Washington
Time For A Change

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Nashville, TN

With the 2008 Presidential Campaign now in full swing, it has been learned that the Apples have flip flopped on their previous plans to endorse a candidate and instead have shifted their attentions to the process of electing a President.

When reached at his headquarters in Nashville, AGFHOF Don Bernitt confirmed today's reports while admitting that the task about to be undertaken by the Apples was monumental.

Bernitt also confirmed earlier reports that the Apples were within a few days of publicly announcing their endorsement of Barak Obama for President. " That's right" said Bernitt when asked if the Apples had made a preliminary decision to endorse Obama. Added Bernitt, "if the people of this land think that our country and government are that bad, and if the folks think that our country's War on Terror is a farce, then let's have sweeping changes and move on."

"The way I see it" continued Bernitt " the Democrats have had enough of the Bush's and the Republicans have had enough of the Clinton's. " I say it's time to live the words of JFK and pass the torch to a new generation of Americans"

Bernitt then launched into the point of his message when he announced the Apples are looking at grass roots efforts to change the U.S. Constitution by addressing the archaic system that is the Electoral College. "I would like to think that all Americans agree that the process in it's current state is broken" said Bernitt.

When pressed for specifics about his thoughts on the Electoral College, Bernitt answered the question with a challenge to all in attendance. " Get informed, get involved and then let's talk."

It has now become clear for all to see; opening day can not get here fast enough so that we can all get back to the important things in life i.e. playing ball and having fun.

How bout them Apples