Apples Courted For Endorsement

Apples To Enter Political Race
Endorsements Expected

Votedotcom
Nashville, TN

With the Christmas and New Years holidays in the rear view mirror it is being reported that the Apples will begin 2008 by entering the political arena and for the first time endorse presidential candidates.

Reports have the Apples being courted by several Presidential candidates from both parties in an effort to reap the media bump that would follow any endorsement by the Apples.

When asked for comment on the reports of an Apple endorsement in this years elections, AGFHOF Don Bernitt said that he was not yet ready to publicly discuss specifics on the issue. Bernitt did point out that this years election could be historic. " It has to do your heart good that hopefully America is about to begin to put our past history of prejudice and racism behind us for good"

Bernitt pointed out that of the candidates likely to succeed W, we may elect either the first black, the first woman, the first gay or the first Mormon faithed candidate to be our President. " You can't hate everybody, so the time has come to get over all prejudices and let the best candidate win" said Bernitt as he snacked on Jellybeans at a black tie fundraiser sponsored by Condleeza Rice and Joe Liberman supporters.

When pressed for a timetable on when an Apple endorsement could be expected Bernitt said that an official announcement would come only after a pending off shore business deal in is finalized.

Bernitt then asked that all Americans consider not voting in this falls election so that his vote would carry more weight in determining the next President of the United States.

How bout them Apples.