Apple Engaged
2009 Will Be Season Of Love
Diamondofanotherkind
Nashville,TN
With the off season nearing the halfway point, the Apples kept the hot stove league news coming this weekend by announcing the engagement of Apple Tiffany Smith.
Smith, who has been romantically linked with Bass Master Pro Fisherman Houston McSwain for several years, was beaming with joy as she flashed an apple sized diamond ring that had just been placed on her finger by McSwain.
"No question, I'm the happiest guy around" said McSwain as he fought back tears when asked to tell how he plotted the course that led to his proposal of marriage to Smith.
Added McSwain, " as a professional fisherman, I occasionally have to deal with the one that got away, however the minute I met Tiffany I knew she was a keeper and I'm just glad that I was able to finally reel her in and that she said has said yes to becoming my wife."
"Yea, I fought him off for a while" said Smith in response to McSwain's comments, "but I also realized that he has a really big one and most women can only dream of having a boat that size in their garage" continued the soon to be Tiffany McSwain.
When asked to comment on the news of his teammates engagement, AGFHOF Don Bernitt said, "With all this cold weather we have been subject to lately, it's nice to hear some news that warms the heart."
Bernitt was also asked about the likelihood of Houston McSwain now joining the Apples as a team member to which he replied, "I don't give a darn who you marry or who you know, it all comes down to if you can hit or not." Continued Bernitt, "I've known several great casters over the years and I have yet to see one who can swing a bat with the same skills they flip a jig." "We'll give him a fair tryout and see what he brings to the dug out. If nothing else, we always need someone to carry the cooler."
If he were to make the team, Houston and Tiffany will be part of the wedding train heading down Apple Lane as they would join Apples Scott Quinlin and Sarah Milam who will be also be married during the 2009 season.
If there was ever a time and place for it to be said, what better then now to shout that now famous cheer.. How bout them Apples !
Congratulations Tiffany and Houston!!
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Sunday, December 14, 2008
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
APPLE PICKS UP POST SEASON AWARD
Patty Pender Is Tops
Honored At Lunch Banquet
Thatsmysweetie
Nashville, TN
With their off season now in full swing and entering into the coldest days of the year, the Apples today announced that veteran outfielder Patty Pender, who spends her off season as a physical education teacher in Nashville, has been named 2008 Teacher of the Year by TAHPERD - Tennessee Association for Health, Physical Education, Recreation and Dance.
Pender was presented the award at the associations annual presidential lunch banquet that was held at the Embassy Suites - Franklin. The award ceremony, attended by over 600 members of the Tennessee chapter of TAHPERD was highlighted by the presentation of the award to Pender following the keynote address by Tennessee Titans starting linebacker David Thorton. Thorton's address to the crowd included several references to individuals like Pender who through their daily actions show and teach the benefits of daily exercise and an overall healthy lifestyle.
"I'm touched, I really am" said Pender when asked for comment following the ceremony. Added Pender, "It's always an honor to be recognized by your peers, and I'm thankful to everyone who played a part in making this day what it was." Pender then spent a few minutes taking photos and signing autographs before heading out of into the brisk November weather to begin her daily exercise routine that is part of the Apples off season training schedule.
When contacted about the award given to Pender, AGFHOF Don Bernitt was quick to say, "I'm really not surprised at all. Patty has for years been one of the leaders of the Apples and I don't think any of our post game get together's would have taken place without her." "Kidding aside" continued Bernitt, "Pender has the energy of a teenager and my hat is off to her. She is a great example of what an active lifestyle has to offer and I'm darn proud to have her as my teammate for life."
And so it goes, the off season continues and the Apples roll on, and to no surprise we again hear that now famous cheer.............................
How bout them Apples !
Way To Go Patty !!!
Honored At Lunch Banquet
Thatsmysweetie
Nashville, TN
With their off season now in full swing and entering into the coldest days of the year, the Apples today announced that veteran outfielder Patty Pender, who spends her off season as a physical education teacher in Nashville, has been named 2008 Teacher of the Year by TAHPERD - Tennessee Association for Health, Physical Education, Recreation and Dance.
Pender was presented the award at the associations annual presidential lunch banquet that was held at the Embassy Suites - Franklin. The award ceremony, attended by over 600 members of the Tennessee chapter of TAHPERD was highlighted by the presentation of the award to Pender following the keynote address by Tennessee Titans starting linebacker David Thorton. Thorton's address to the crowd included several references to individuals like Pender who through their daily actions show and teach the benefits of daily exercise and an overall healthy lifestyle.
"I'm touched, I really am" said Pender when asked for comment following the ceremony. Added Pender, "It's always an honor to be recognized by your peers, and I'm thankful to everyone who played a part in making this day what it was." Pender then spent a few minutes taking photos and signing autographs before heading out of into the brisk November weather to begin her daily exercise routine that is part of the Apples off season training schedule.
When contacted about the award given to Pender, AGFHOF Don Bernitt was quick to say, "I'm really not surprised at all. Patty has for years been one of the leaders of the Apples and I don't think any of our post game get together's would have taken place without her." "Kidding aside" continued Bernitt, "Pender has the energy of a teenager and my hat is off to her. She is a great example of what an active lifestyle has to offer and I'm darn proud to have her as my teammate for life."
And so it goes, the off season continues and the Apples roll on, and to no surprise we again hear that now famous cheer.............................
How bout them Apples !
Way To Go Patty !!!
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
APPLES PROUD TO BE AMERICANS
Is This A Great Country Or What
The Mountain Top Is In Sight
USAUSAUSA
Nashville, TN.
Go figure, the sun did rise today and the birds are still chirping. Following a long and often bitter presidential campaign (nothing new there), people across the globe today have again witnessed, why despite our shortcomings and problems as a nation,we the people of the United States of America are among the most fortunate people alive.
How great is it that a country of our size and diverse human experiences, can come together under the freedoms provided by our founding fathers and in one day change our government that is in fact, "Of the People, By the People, And for the People"
With the election of Barack Obama as the 44th President of the United States, we have continued the process of a peaceful change of power that has been undertaken every four years for over 200 years now.
When contacted at his off season home in suburban Nashville about the election, AGFHOF Don Bernitt commented that "regardless of our individual preferences and regardless how we cast our vote, today we should all sing the song of Lee Greenwood and say, I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free."
Bernitt went on to say, "of course, with last night's peaceful change of power, comes the historic fact that our country has elected it's first Afro-American President, and while it is important on occasion to look back at the past disgrace that is our nations racial history, I feel that it is far more important that we now look forward and realize that all Americans can now live the life that was put forth by Martin Luther King when he spoke of his dream and said, "Free at last, Free at Last, Thank GOD Almighty We Are Free At Last."
Continued Bernitt, as long as I am throwing out quotes, how about this one, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." With that, Bernitt headed to the Apples new training facility in downtown Nashville and joined several other of his teammates as the Apples ramp up their off season conditioning program as they prepare for the 2009 Coed Softball Season.
With the election now over, it's back to the important things in life as we are now a day closer to when we next hear the now famous cheer.....................
How bout them Apples!
The Mountain Top Is In Sight
USAUSAUSA
Nashville, TN.
Go figure, the sun did rise today and the birds are still chirping. Following a long and often bitter presidential campaign (nothing new there), people across the globe today have again witnessed, why despite our shortcomings and problems as a nation,we the people of the United States of America are among the most fortunate people alive.
How great is it that a country of our size and diverse human experiences, can come together under the freedoms provided by our founding fathers and in one day change our government that is in fact, "Of the People, By the People, And for the People"
With the election of Barack Obama as the 44th President of the United States, we have continued the process of a peaceful change of power that has been undertaken every four years for over 200 years now.
When contacted at his off season home in suburban Nashville about the election, AGFHOF Don Bernitt commented that "regardless of our individual preferences and regardless how we cast our vote, today we should all sing the song of Lee Greenwood and say, I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free."
Bernitt went on to say, "of course, with last night's peaceful change of power, comes the historic fact that our country has elected it's first Afro-American President, and while it is important on occasion to look back at the past disgrace that is our nations racial history, I feel that it is far more important that we now look forward and realize that all Americans can now live the life that was put forth by Martin Luther King when he spoke of his dream and said, "Free at last, Free at Last, Thank GOD Almighty We Are Free At Last."
Continued Bernitt, as long as I am throwing out quotes, how about this one, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." With that, Bernitt headed to the Apples new training facility in downtown Nashville and joined several other of his teammates as the Apples ramp up their off season conditioning program as they prepare for the 2009 Coed Softball Season.
With the election now over, it's back to the important things in life as we are now a day closer to when we next hear the now famous cheer.....................
How bout them Apples!
Saturday, November 1, 2008
APPLES SET TO ENDORSE
Long Awaited Announcement Expected
Apples Have Picked Last 5 Winners
Itsalmostover
Nashville,TN
With the painfully long Presidential campaign about over, it has been learned that the highly sought after Apple endorsement could come at any time.
Having correctly predicted the last 5 presidential winners, it should come as no surprise that the campaigns of both John McCain and Barack Obama have heavily courted the Apples over the past few months.
In what was initially thought to be a indicator of their intentions, the Apples were spotted this summer in Anchorage, Alaska just weeks before McCain's selection of Sarah Palin as his running mate. When asked about this visit, AGFHOF Don Bernitt said "you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig."
In has also been reported that the Apples were seen two weeks ago in Pennsylvania on the heels of an Obama - Biden visit to the keystone state. When asked about the visit, AGFHOF Don Bernitt said, "you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig."
When contacted this past weekend about the pending Apple endorsement, Bernitt said that there were a few more details to work out with potential team sponsors before the final announcement is made.
Next up for the Apples will be a first of its kind public service announcement that will have the Apples appearing in a 30 minute TV commercial that will remind all voters that due to the expected heavy voter turnout this year, those Americans planning on voting for John McCain are asked to come to the polls on Tuesday Nov. 4th while those voting for Barack Obama are asked to come to the polls on Wednesday Nov. 5th.
Where we go from here is soon to be seen, but one thing we know for sure is that regardless of the outcome of the election, don't be surprised when during his inaugural speech in January, that our next President yells that now famous cheer...
How bout them Apples !!
** Pictures Below
Apples Have Picked Last 5 Winners
Itsalmostover
Nashville,TN
With the painfully long Presidential campaign about over, it has been learned that the highly sought after Apple endorsement could come at any time.
Having correctly predicted the last 5 presidential winners, it should come as no surprise that the campaigns of both John McCain and Barack Obama have heavily courted the Apples over the past few months.
In what was initially thought to be a indicator of their intentions, the Apples were spotted this summer in Anchorage, Alaska just weeks before McCain's selection of Sarah Palin as his running mate. When asked about this visit, AGFHOF Don Bernitt said "you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig."
In has also been reported that the Apples were seen two weeks ago in Pennsylvania on the heels of an Obama - Biden visit to the keystone state. When asked about the visit, AGFHOF Don Bernitt said, "you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig."
When contacted this past weekend about the pending Apple endorsement, Bernitt said that there were a few more details to work out with potential team sponsors before the final announcement is made.
Next up for the Apples will be a first of its kind public service announcement that will have the Apples appearing in a 30 minute TV commercial that will remind all voters that due to the expected heavy voter turnout this year, those Americans planning on voting for John McCain are asked to come to the polls on Tuesday Nov. 4th while those voting for Barack Obama are asked to come to the polls on Wednesday Nov. 5th.
Where we go from here is soon to be seen, but one thing we know for sure is that regardless of the outcome of the election, don't be surprised when during his inaugural speech in January, that our next President yells that now famous cheer...
How bout them Apples !!
** Pictures Below
Saturday, October 4, 2008
1..2..3..JUMP!
Apples Take A Dive
Notch Second Skydive
Lookoutbelow
Nashville, TN
The Apples 2008 off season tour continued this week with another high octane spectacular at 14,000 feet above ground.
Jumping from the teams private plane, Apple 1, AGFHOF Don Bernitt and Patty Pender each recorded their second career skydive while being joined by Bernitt's father Dan who made his first jump from nearly 3 miles high.
Dan, visiting from his summer home in Central Pennsylvania, was all smiles following his plunge from 14,000 feet, the first two miles of which were a free fall at a speed of nearly 120 mph.
"That was a heck of a ride" said the elder Bernitt after the 5 minute descent to the ground under the canopy of his parachute. "I'm ready to go again" added Bernitt has he described the jump that came just 4 days short of his 77th birthday.
"You gotta tip your hat to him" said Don Bernitt when asked about his dad. "I know people half his age that wouldn't even think about doing what he just did." "I guess this just shows that the Apple doesn't fall far from the tree" continued Bernitt as he began the process of scheduling his next jump.
And so it goes, the Apples off season continues with another film for the highlite reel and another chapter for the book. What's next for the Apples is again any one's guess, but as is always the case don't be surprised when you next hear that cheer...
How bout them Apples!!
PHOTOS BELOW
Notch Second Skydive
Lookoutbelow
Nashville, TN
The Apples 2008 off season tour continued this week with another high octane spectacular at 14,000 feet above ground.
Jumping from the teams private plane, Apple 1, AGFHOF Don Bernitt and Patty Pender each recorded their second career skydive while being joined by Bernitt's father Dan who made his first jump from nearly 3 miles high.
Dan, visiting from his summer home in Central Pennsylvania, was all smiles following his plunge from 14,000 feet, the first two miles of which were a free fall at a speed of nearly 120 mph.
"That was a heck of a ride" said the elder Bernitt after the 5 minute descent to the ground under the canopy of his parachute. "I'm ready to go again" added Bernitt has he described the jump that came just 4 days short of his 77th birthday.
"You gotta tip your hat to him" said Don Bernitt when asked about his dad. "I know people half his age that wouldn't even think about doing what he just did." "I guess this just shows that the Apple doesn't fall far from the tree" continued Bernitt as he began the process of scheduling his next jump.
And so it goes, the Apples off season continues with another film for the highlite reel and another chapter for the book. What's next for the Apples is again any one's guess, but as is always the case don't be surprised when you next hear that cheer...
How bout them Apples!!
PHOTOS BELOW
Friday, September 19, 2008
APPLES CALL FOR CHANGE
You want CHANGE? I'll give you CHANGE!
With the rancor now on display in America during this election cycle, it's dawned on me that I haven't heard much if any talk about a historic factor at play in this election.
To go along with the first Afro - American candidate, and the second female candidate, we also have an election that for the first time in a generation (30 years) the sitting Vice President did not make a run at the Oval Office.
The point? Since historically the VP is a heartbeat or an election cycle away from being President, we need to look at the two VP candidates as if they are going to be a future President of our country.
As we know, Barack Obama has been running for President for the last 6 years which makes him just another politician. He has plotted his course along the way with his ultimate goal of becoming President. Is he in this for America or is he in it for himself?
Joe Biden and John McCain are both career politicians who do nothing but exemplify the reasons for gridlock and bitterness that has permeated our country for the last 10 plus years.
You want CHANGE? Then let's go all the way! Let us go out into the wilderness and find someone who HASN'T been seeking the job of President their entire career and tell them that OUR country is now seeking them.
Sarah Palin is the only one of the four candidates who isn't a professional politician. She embodies what it meant to have Mr. (Mrs.) Smith go to Washington.
America's window of opportunity for CHANGE is now open, it is time to turn our country around and put an end to the same ole, same ole politics that both republicans and democrats have used to wallow around in like pigs at a trough over the years.
So if you want CHANGE, ( hold your nose if you must ) and vote McCain - Palin. By doing so, you will say ENOUGH IS ENOUGH and you will be telling 3 of the 4 candidates that "We The People" are taking our country back. It's time to tell Biden, McCain and Obama that being a career politician is no longer to be a career path of choice.
Let's bring back to life the words of John F. Kennedy and "Pass the torch on to a new generation of Americans."
How bout them Apples!
With the rancor now on display in America during this election cycle, it's dawned on me that I haven't heard much if any talk about a historic factor at play in this election.
To go along with the first Afro - American candidate, and the second female candidate, we also have an election that for the first time in a generation (30 years) the sitting Vice President did not make a run at the Oval Office.
The point? Since historically the VP is a heartbeat or an election cycle away from being President, we need to look at the two VP candidates as if they are going to be a future President of our country.
As we know, Barack Obama has been running for President for the last 6 years which makes him just another politician. He has plotted his course along the way with his ultimate goal of becoming President. Is he in this for America or is he in it for himself?
Joe Biden and John McCain are both career politicians who do nothing but exemplify the reasons for gridlock and bitterness that has permeated our country for the last 10 plus years.
You want CHANGE? Then let's go all the way! Let us go out into the wilderness and find someone who HASN'T been seeking the job of President their entire career and tell them that OUR country is now seeking them.
Sarah Palin is the only one of the four candidates who isn't a professional politician. She embodies what it meant to have Mr. (Mrs.) Smith go to Washington.
America's window of opportunity for CHANGE is now open, it is time to turn our country around and put an end to the same ole, same ole politics that both republicans and democrats have used to wallow around in like pigs at a trough over the years.
So if you want CHANGE, ( hold your nose if you must ) and vote McCain - Palin. By doing so, you will say ENOUGH IS ENOUGH and you will be telling 3 of the 4 candidates that "We The People" are taking our country back. It's time to tell Biden, McCain and Obama that being a career politician is no longer to be a career path of choice.
Let's bring back to life the words of John F. Kennedy and "Pass the torch on to a new generation of Americans."
How bout them Apples!
Thursday, September 11, 2008
TODAY
Today we are a country in the middle of a presidential election. An election in which for the first time in 20 years our next president will not be named Bush or Clinton.
Today we are a country in harmony and disarray. Joined together by the bond of freedom that is soul of America, while at the same time being torn apart by the differences that freedom allows one and all.
Today we are a country split between right and left, liberal and conservative, republican and democrat, rich and poor. We are split between the laws of GOD and the laws of man.
Today we are a country that can begin to see Martin Luther King's dream. We see our founding fathers were right when they wrote we are all created equal.
Today we are a country that cherishes our freedom of speech, I don't have to agree with you but I will fight till the death to defend your rights to say it.
Today, and if only for Today, let us put aside our difference and remember, We are all Americans.
Sept. 11, 2001
Never Forget
Today we are a country in harmony and disarray. Joined together by the bond of freedom that is soul of America, while at the same time being torn apart by the differences that freedom allows one and all.
Today we are a country split between right and left, liberal and conservative, republican and democrat, rich and poor. We are split between the laws of GOD and the laws of man.
Today we are a country that can begin to see Martin Luther King's dream. We see our founding fathers were right when they wrote we are all created equal.
Today we are a country that cherishes our freedom of speech, I don't have to agree with you but I will fight till the death to defend your rights to say it.
Today, and if only for Today, let us put aside our difference and remember, We are all Americans.
Sept. 11, 2001
Never Forget
Thursday, August 28, 2008
APPLES BRANCH OUT
Original Apple On The Move
Yes Lighting Can Strike Twice
LGIO
Nashville, TN
With just a few weeks of downtime remaining before they begin the rigorous off season training program leading up to the 2009 season, the Apples today have confirmed recent reports that an original Apple is on the move and prepared to prove that lighting does in fact strike twice.
Speaking from his off season home on Hilton Head Island, AGFHOF Don Bernitt confirmed to reporters that original Apple Mary Anderson has agreed to terms with the Birmingham, Al. based Adam's Smashers.
At his hastily arranged briefing on the beaches of HHI, Bernitt said that "truth be known, and for the record, it was Mary Anderson who helped in providing the original spark that led to the Apples taking the field over a decade ago." Bernitt added to the story of Anderson's history with the Apples when he pointed out that in their first season of play the club finished with a record of 0-11. "I'll never forget it" continued Bernitt as he described how following the win less season he was called into the front office and blasted by team ownership. "We used to call it getting Beazed, and boy was I Beazed" chuckled Bernitt as he looked back on the beginning of the storied Apple franchise that in time came to dominate the Nashville landscape like had never been done before nor will ever be again.
Bernitt concluded the impromptu gathering by praising Anderson's past efforts on behalf of the Apples and said that he looked forward to keeping in touch with Anderson as she takes her masterful skills to another venue and joins the Adams team. "I'll say this much" said Bernitt " I'd rather play on her team then against her team, so look out all."
With her move to Adam's, Anderson also will now re-establish contact with former Apples Terry Mattingly and Jeff Hall who recently likewise took their skills first learned as part of the Apples to the friendly confines of the Adams Smashers.
As the summer grows long and a new season draws near do not be surprised when you soon again hear that now famous cheer.....................
How bout them Apples.
Yes Lighting Can Strike Twice
LGIO
Nashville, TN
With just a few weeks of downtime remaining before they begin the rigorous off season training program leading up to the 2009 season, the Apples today have confirmed recent reports that an original Apple is on the move and prepared to prove that lighting does in fact strike twice.
Speaking from his off season home on Hilton Head Island, AGFHOF Don Bernitt confirmed to reporters that original Apple Mary Anderson has agreed to terms with the Birmingham, Al. based Adam's Smashers.
At his hastily arranged briefing on the beaches of HHI, Bernitt said that "truth be known, and for the record, it was Mary Anderson who helped in providing the original spark that led to the Apples taking the field over a decade ago." Bernitt added to the story of Anderson's history with the Apples when he pointed out that in their first season of play the club finished with a record of 0-11. "I'll never forget it" continued Bernitt as he described how following the win less season he was called into the front office and blasted by team ownership. "We used to call it getting Beazed, and boy was I Beazed" chuckled Bernitt as he looked back on the beginning of the storied Apple franchise that in time came to dominate the Nashville landscape like had never been done before nor will ever be again.
Bernitt concluded the impromptu gathering by praising Anderson's past efforts on behalf of the Apples and said that he looked forward to keeping in touch with Anderson as she takes her masterful skills to another venue and joins the Adams team. "I'll say this much" said Bernitt " I'd rather play on her team then against her team, so look out all."
With her move to Adam's, Anderson also will now re-establish contact with former Apples Terry Mattingly and Jeff Hall who recently likewise took their skills first learned as part of the Apples to the friendly confines of the Adams Smashers.
As the summer grows long and a new season draws near do not be surprised when you soon again hear that now famous cheer.....................
How bout them Apples.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
THE NEWEST APPLE
The Next Generation
Vivian Richardson In The House
Itsababy
Nashville,TN
The Apples 2008 Summer Tour stopped for a moment this week to celebrate the birth of the newest Apple, Vivian Rae Richardson. Ms Richardson, the 2nd daughter and 4th child of Scott and Natalie Richardson entered the world last Thursday August 14th in time to watch her first Tennessee Titans game on TV from the cozy confines of her mothers arms.
"We're tickled" said the proud father Scott Richardson in between his phone calls to local Nashville sports talk shows which is part of his regular routine. Richardson, who played shortstop for the Apples in their inaugural season of 1998 gleamed from ear to ear when asked to describe his feelings surrounding the birth of VR. "She's precious" added mom Natalie as she smiled at sons Sam, Henry and daughter Marin as they gazed in wonderment at their baby sister.
With Vivian now at home with her family, the obvious question to be asked of Scott and Natalie will they make a run at "one for the thumb" and add child number 5 to the team in the next few years.
Although far to early to answer that question, one thing that is known for sure.... How bout them Apples!
Vivian Richardson In The House
Itsababy
Nashville,TN
The Apples 2008 Summer Tour stopped for a moment this week to celebrate the birth of the newest Apple, Vivian Rae Richardson. Ms Richardson, the 2nd daughter and 4th child of Scott and Natalie Richardson entered the world last Thursday August 14th in time to watch her first Tennessee Titans game on TV from the cozy confines of her mothers arms.
"We're tickled" said the proud father Scott Richardson in between his phone calls to local Nashville sports talk shows which is part of his regular routine. Richardson, who played shortstop for the Apples in their inaugural season of 1998 gleamed from ear to ear when asked to describe his feelings surrounding the birth of VR. "She's precious" added mom Natalie as she smiled at sons Sam, Henry and daughter Marin as they gazed in wonderment at their baby sister.
With Vivian now at home with her family, the obvious question to be asked of Scott and Natalie will they make a run at "one for the thumb" and add child number 5 to the team in the next few years.
Although far to early to answer that question, one thing that is known for sure.... How bout them Apples!
Monday, August 4, 2008
AN APPLE SOARS HIGH
Oliver Earns Title of IP
Instructor Pilot At Age 18
Thisiscool
Nashville, TN
In breaking news from the United States Air Force Academy, it was today announced that future Apple Michael Oliver, nephew of AGFHOF Don Bernitt, has earned and been awarded the distinct honor of becoming an Instructor Pilot in the United States Air Force.
The title of an IP or Instructor Pilot is without question never given,it can only be earned. By virtue of his accomplishment Oliver has proven that he has mastered the skills of flying himself and is now trusted to teach others.
Although not yet confirmed, early reports are that at the age of 18 Oliver may well in fact be the youngest Instructor Pilot in the Air Force. As a Cadet 3rd class (sophomore) at the Air Force Academy, Oliver will take the yoke of his TG-10B glider and begin teaching his fellow cadets the art and skill and flying.
When contacted for comment Oliver said that he would like to thank his dad, Retired Air Force Pilot Kris Oliver, and mom Gail Romayne Oliver for the support and guidance they provided him during his early years of flying.
Oliver's early morning phone interview was then cut short when the power went off and all that could be heard were the shouts of "Emergency, Emergency, everybody get up."
Attempts to reach Oliver again were unsuccessful and it is most likely that he had headed off to soar "Into The Wild Blue Yonder"
As the Apples 2008 Summer Tour continues do not be surprised if one day soon you look into the sky as if you have just heard from above...... How bout them Apples
Instructor Pilot At Age 18
Thisiscool
Nashville, TN
In breaking news from the United States Air Force Academy, it was today announced that future Apple Michael Oliver, nephew of AGFHOF Don Bernitt, has earned and been awarded the distinct honor of becoming an Instructor Pilot in the United States Air Force.
The title of an IP or Instructor Pilot is without question never given,it can only be earned. By virtue of his accomplishment Oliver has proven that he has mastered the skills of flying himself and is now trusted to teach others.
Although not yet confirmed, early reports are that at the age of 18 Oliver may well in fact be the youngest Instructor Pilot in the Air Force. As a Cadet 3rd class (sophomore) at the Air Force Academy, Oliver will take the yoke of his TG-10B glider and begin teaching his fellow cadets the art and skill and flying.
When contacted for comment Oliver said that he would like to thank his dad, Retired Air Force Pilot Kris Oliver, and mom Gail Romayne Oliver for the support and guidance they provided him during his early years of flying.
Oliver's early morning phone interview was then cut short when the power went off and all that could be heard were the shouts of "Emergency, Emergency, everybody get up."
Attempts to reach Oliver again were unsuccessful and it is most likely that he had headed off to soar "Into The Wild Blue Yonder"
As the Apples 2008 Summer Tour continues do not be surprised if one day soon you look into the sky as if you have just heard from above...... How bout them Apples
Sunday, July 27, 2008
APPLE GREG SWAFFORD WILL BE OK !
Swafford Life Flighted To Hospital
Vows To Pitch Again
Timetorehab
Nashville, TN
The Apples 2008 off season summer tour was rocked to its foundation this weekend when it was learned the starting pitcher Greg Swafford was seriously injured in a motorcycle accident in suburban Nashville.
Swafford was life flighted to Vanderbilt Hospital following the late Saturday afternoon accident where it was determined that he broke 5 ribs and came within millimeters of puncturing a lung. Swafford also sustained a partial dislocation and deep bruise to his pitching shoulder.
In addition to the serious injuries to his torso, Swafford suffered a mild concussion that resulted in the forming of blood pockets in his eye sockets. "Thank GOD he was wearing a helmet" said an unidentified nurse on duty at the Vanderbilt Emergency Room.
Showing the true grit that has always been his style, Swafford insisted on going home Sunday and told reporters while leaving the hospital that after a time to heal he would begin rehab and vowed to pitch for the Apples again next season. "I may be banged up right now but even in this condition I'm better then our second string pitcher AGFHOF Don Bernitt" said Swafford as he flipped the V for victory sign and climbed into a private ambulance sent by the Apples front office to take him home.
And so it goes, the beginning of a long off season of rehab for Swafford and the real reason behind the that cheer.......
How bout them Apples !!
Vows To Pitch Again
Timetorehab
Nashville, TN
The Apples 2008 off season summer tour was rocked to its foundation this weekend when it was learned the starting pitcher Greg Swafford was seriously injured in a motorcycle accident in suburban Nashville.
Swafford was life flighted to Vanderbilt Hospital following the late Saturday afternoon accident where it was determined that he broke 5 ribs and came within millimeters of puncturing a lung. Swafford also sustained a partial dislocation and deep bruise to his pitching shoulder.
In addition to the serious injuries to his torso, Swafford suffered a mild concussion that resulted in the forming of blood pockets in his eye sockets. "Thank GOD he was wearing a helmet" said an unidentified nurse on duty at the Vanderbilt Emergency Room.
Showing the true grit that has always been his style, Swafford insisted on going home Sunday and told reporters while leaving the hospital that after a time to heal he would begin rehab and vowed to pitch for the Apples again next season. "I may be banged up right now but even in this condition I'm better then our second string pitcher AGFHOF Don Bernitt" said Swafford as he flipped the V for victory sign and climbed into a private ambulance sent by the Apples front office to take him home.
And so it goes, the beginning of a long off season of rehab for Swafford and the real reason behind the that cheer.......
How bout them Apples !!
Sunday, July 13, 2008
APPLES CHASE THE MORNING
Long Ride To Tennessee
West to East Makes For Long Night
Almosthome
Nashville,TN
"The 7 1/2 hour overnight flight comes with the territory" said Apple Patty Pender as she sat in a zombie like state at the Atlanta airport this morning following her long flight from Anchorage, Alaska in route back to Tennessee.
The flight was the beginning to the end of what turned out to be an amazing trip to Alaska as part of the Apples 2008 Summer Tour. The Apples boarded their flight at 8:00 p.m. local Alaska time ( 11:00 p.m. Nashville time )for the long flight east as they first headed towards the night skies of the western United States before finally chasing the rising sun over Atlanta and the eastern United States.
"That really sucked" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt as he waited in Atlanta for the Apples connector flight back to their familiar confines in Nashville. "But, it's pretty much been par for the course this last week" continued Bernitt as he tried to describe the feelings of constant daylight, lack of sleep and time zone jumping that were experienced during the 10 day Apple tour of Alaska.
The Apples trip can be best described as awesome. Along with visits to Eskimo villages over the Arctic Circle and hikes through the Grizzly Bear infested territory of Denali National Park, the Apples also had the very special pleasure to visit multiple glaciers while at Kenaji Fjords National Park as well as take a simply spectacular 4 plus hour train ride through the splendor of the Alaskan Mountain Range. In addition to the train trip, the Apples took several flightseeing trips including a flight that took them within a few hundred feet of the 20,000 ft summit of Mt. McKinley. "That was an amazing sight" said Bernitt when asked to describe the ride to the summit of North America's tallest mountain peak. Along with the flight to Denali, another highlight of the trip was without question a very rare visit to the Upper Falls of the Brooks River in the Aleutian Islands. It was at Brooks Camp that the Apples sat in awe as they watched Grizzly Bears sitting in the river as they waited on the King Salmon to swim up stream and jump into the falls in an effort to return to their breeding grounds. With 1.5 million salmon making the run each year, there were plenty of fish for the 15 Grizzlies that were in and along the shores of the river. "No words to describe this" said Pender as she watched the bears in the dance of life and death that they share each year with the salmon.
When asked for additional details on the Apples trip, an exhausted Pender said, "let me get home and decompress and then I'll get back to you on it. Bernitt added, "I heard it put this way and it sums everything up for me; the United States isn't 500 hundred or a thousand years old. We don't have pyramids or castles to look at in our country but without doubt we do have amazing natural beauty. From the Colorado Rockies to the Grand Canyon, from Yellowstone and Alaska. It's all around us, I encourage all to go, do and see whenever and wherever possible.
With that the call was made and the Apples headed to gate B-17 and the last leg of their trip, a quick 1 hour flight from Atlanta to Nashville. If nothing else, you can be sure that after a period to adjust back to their normal day to day in Tennessee, that we will soon likely hear again that now famous cheer.....
How bout them Apples!
The Apples would like to extend a special thanks to Christi Copous, Anne Moses and the Todd family for their kind efforts of taking care of team dog Bella and team cats O & Q during their trip to Alaska
Photos Below
West to East Makes For Long Night
Almosthome
Nashville,TN
"The 7 1/2 hour overnight flight comes with the territory" said Apple Patty Pender as she sat in a zombie like state at the Atlanta airport this morning following her long flight from Anchorage, Alaska in route back to Tennessee.
The flight was the beginning to the end of what turned out to be an amazing trip to Alaska as part of the Apples 2008 Summer Tour. The Apples boarded their flight at 8:00 p.m. local Alaska time ( 11:00 p.m. Nashville time )for the long flight east as they first headed towards the night skies of the western United States before finally chasing the rising sun over Atlanta and the eastern United States.
"That really sucked" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt as he waited in Atlanta for the Apples connector flight back to their familiar confines in Nashville. "But, it's pretty much been par for the course this last week" continued Bernitt as he tried to describe the feelings of constant daylight, lack of sleep and time zone jumping that were experienced during the 10 day Apple tour of Alaska.
The Apples trip can be best described as awesome. Along with visits to Eskimo villages over the Arctic Circle and hikes through the Grizzly Bear infested territory of Denali National Park, the Apples also had the very special pleasure to visit multiple glaciers while at Kenaji Fjords National Park as well as take a simply spectacular 4 plus hour train ride through the splendor of the Alaskan Mountain Range. In addition to the train trip, the Apples took several flightseeing trips including a flight that took them within a few hundred feet of the 20,000 ft summit of Mt. McKinley. "That was an amazing sight" said Bernitt when asked to describe the ride to the summit of North America's tallest mountain peak. Along with the flight to Denali, another highlight of the trip was without question a very rare visit to the Upper Falls of the Brooks River in the Aleutian Islands. It was at Brooks Camp that the Apples sat in awe as they watched Grizzly Bears sitting in the river as they waited on the King Salmon to swim up stream and jump into the falls in an effort to return to their breeding grounds. With 1.5 million salmon making the run each year, there were plenty of fish for the 15 Grizzlies that were in and along the shores of the river. "No words to describe this" said Pender as she watched the bears in the dance of life and death that they share each year with the salmon.
When asked for additional details on the Apples trip, an exhausted Pender said, "let me get home and decompress and then I'll get back to you on it. Bernitt added, "I heard it put this way and it sums everything up for me; the United States isn't 500 hundred or a thousand years old. We don't have pyramids or castles to look at in our country but without doubt we do have amazing natural beauty. From the Colorado Rockies to the Grand Canyon, from Yellowstone and Alaska. It's all around us, I encourage all to go, do and see whenever and wherever possible.
With that the call was made and the Apples headed to gate B-17 and the last leg of their trip, a quick 1 hour flight from Atlanta to Nashville. If nothing else, you can be sure that after a period to adjust back to their normal day to day in Tennessee, that we will soon likely hear again that now famous cheer.....
How bout them Apples!
The Apples would like to extend a special thanks to Christi Copous, Anne Moses and the Todd family for their kind efforts of taking care of team dog Bella and team cats O & Q during their trip to Alaska
Photos Below
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
APPLES IN THE MIDNIGHT SUN
Summer Goodwill Tour Continues
Inapuik Eskimos Can Hit
Cantsleep
Nashville TN
The Apples 2008 Summer Tour is now in full stride with no sign of slowing down soon. As special guest of the Inapuik Eskimos, the Apples Alaskan summer tour began with a flight over the Arctic Circle to the Top of the World as they attempted to join the Polar Bear club by swimming in the Arctic Ocean. However, it must be reported that the Apples were denied their attempt as they were unable to make it to their planned final destination when their private plane, Apple 1, was forced by heavy fog to land short of the ocean.
"Yea, I was a little disappointed about that" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt when asked to comment about the day. "But then again" added Bernitt, "We made it over the Arctic Circle and were able to spend some time with the Inapuiks at Coldfoot Camp so it wasn't a total bust"
Following the return flight to Fairbanks, the Apples were all about play as they experienced the phenomena of what is known as 'The Land Of The Midnight Sun' "It really can't be explained" said Apple Patty Pender as she loaded her golf clubs into her golf cart as she began a round of golf at 10:30 p.m. "It's the middle of the night and you would think it was the middle of day. The sun is very high in the sky and their is no reason to believe it's actually near midnight"
"The experience of the Midnight Sun is awesome" added Bernitt as he pointed out that it is very hard to know when to go to sleep. "The brain is amazing, with no darkness and nothing but bright sunshine, it's very easy to get caught up in the surroundings around you and before you know it is 3 o'clock in the morning and you haven't slept for 22 or 23 hours." "Looking back" continued Bernitt, "this would have been a great place to grow up. Just think, your parents couldn't tell you to be home by dark because there is no such thing at this time of year"
Following a few days in the great north of Fairbanks and beyond, the Apples trip continued with a visit to Denali National Park which is home to the North American continents tallest mountain, Denali, also known as Mt. McKinley. At over 20,000 ft high, Denali simply must be seen to be described. "Some people say I have my head in the clouds, but this lady called Denali takes the cake on that line" said Bernitt as he gazed upon the mountains of the national park.
As is their way, the Apples then left the comfort of the highways as they packed their day packs a set off on a 4 hour hike through the tundra and across the river beds that snake through Denali. Not to be missed was that fact that as they hiked the Apples were fully aware that they were now out of the safety of their element and walking through the homeland of the American Grizzly Bear. "Yea, it's not for the faint of heart said Bernitt" as he and Pender were joined by his sister Diane and nieces Lisa and Lauren.
"This is the last time that I will ever go on vacation with Don and Patty" said the visibly shaken Diane Bernitt as she climbed her way up a steep hill and through the hip deep brush that led the Apples out of the riverbed and to the relative safety of the gravel road to wait on a bus to take them out of the wilderness and back to camp. "Can we do that again tomorrow chimed Lisa and Lauren" as they poured water out of their soaked shoes following the last river crossing of the day.
On the subject of rivers, it was then off to the raging Nenana River for a 2 hour whitewater rafting trip that saw the Apples joined by Penders parents Jo and Bob for the ride of a lifetime in the 38 degree waters of the glacier fed Nenana. "Oh my!" said Jo Pender when asked to describe the 12 mile journey through the canyons of Denali.
Next up for the Apples, weather permitting, will be a flightseeing trip that is scheduled to fly them near the summit of Mt McKinley for a tour of the Alaskan range and a glacier landing high in the mountains. Again, and however, it doesn't look good as heavy clouds have moved into the area and grounded most flights. "Lets just see what happens over the next few hours" said Bernitt as he sipped coffee and enjoyed the chilly morning in the small town of Talkeetna on the outskirts of Denali Park.
And so it is, the Apples 2008 Summer Tour continues as they leave their mark on America's 50th state, Alaska. One thing to be said for sure is that whether it be night time or not, you more then likely will soon again hear that now famous cheer...
How bout them Apples!
Inapuik Eskimos Can Hit
Cantsleep
Nashville TN
The Apples 2008 Summer Tour is now in full stride with no sign of slowing down soon. As special guest of the Inapuik Eskimos, the Apples Alaskan summer tour began with a flight over the Arctic Circle to the Top of the World as they attempted to join the Polar Bear club by swimming in the Arctic Ocean. However, it must be reported that the Apples were denied their attempt as they were unable to make it to their planned final destination when their private plane, Apple 1, was forced by heavy fog to land short of the ocean.
"Yea, I was a little disappointed about that" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt when asked to comment about the day. "But then again" added Bernitt, "We made it over the Arctic Circle and were able to spend some time with the Inapuiks at Coldfoot Camp so it wasn't a total bust"
Following the return flight to Fairbanks, the Apples were all about play as they experienced the phenomena of what is known as 'The Land Of The Midnight Sun' "It really can't be explained" said Apple Patty Pender as she loaded her golf clubs into her golf cart as she began a round of golf at 10:30 p.m. "It's the middle of the night and you would think it was the middle of day. The sun is very high in the sky and their is no reason to believe it's actually near midnight"
"The experience of the Midnight Sun is awesome" added Bernitt as he pointed out that it is very hard to know when to go to sleep. "The brain is amazing, with no darkness and nothing but bright sunshine, it's very easy to get caught up in the surroundings around you and before you know it is 3 o'clock in the morning and you haven't slept for 22 or 23 hours." "Looking back" continued Bernitt, "this would have been a great place to grow up. Just think, your parents couldn't tell you to be home by dark because there is no such thing at this time of year"
Following a few days in the great north of Fairbanks and beyond, the Apples trip continued with a visit to Denali National Park which is home to the North American continents tallest mountain, Denali, also known as Mt. McKinley. At over 20,000 ft high, Denali simply must be seen to be described. "Some people say I have my head in the clouds, but this lady called Denali takes the cake on that line" said Bernitt as he gazed upon the mountains of the national park.
As is their way, the Apples then left the comfort of the highways as they packed their day packs a set off on a 4 hour hike through the tundra and across the river beds that snake through Denali. Not to be missed was that fact that as they hiked the Apples were fully aware that they were now out of the safety of their element and walking through the homeland of the American Grizzly Bear. "Yea, it's not for the faint of heart said Bernitt" as he and Pender were joined by his sister Diane and nieces Lisa and Lauren.
"This is the last time that I will ever go on vacation with Don and Patty" said the visibly shaken Diane Bernitt as she climbed her way up a steep hill and through the hip deep brush that led the Apples out of the riverbed and to the relative safety of the gravel road to wait on a bus to take them out of the wilderness and back to camp. "Can we do that again tomorrow chimed Lisa and Lauren" as they poured water out of their soaked shoes following the last river crossing of the day.
On the subject of rivers, it was then off to the raging Nenana River for a 2 hour whitewater rafting trip that saw the Apples joined by Penders parents Jo and Bob for the ride of a lifetime in the 38 degree waters of the glacier fed Nenana. "Oh my!" said Jo Pender when asked to describe the 12 mile journey through the canyons of Denali.
Next up for the Apples, weather permitting, will be a flightseeing trip that is scheduled to fly them near the summit of Mt McKinley for a tour of the Alaskan range and a glacier landing high in the mountains. Again, and however, it doesn't look good as heavy clouds have moved into the area and grounded most flights. "Lets just see what happens over the next few hours" said Bernitt as he sipped coffee and enjoyed the chilly morning in the small town of Talkeetna on the outskirts of Denali Park.
And so it is, the Apples 2008 Summer Tour continues as they leave their mark on America's 50th state, Alaska. One thing to be said for sure is that whether it be night time or not, you more then likely will soon again hear that now famous cheer...
How bout them Apples!
Monday, June 30, 2008
APPLE ON ESPN
From Field to Fishing
McSwain Hits The Big Time
Gotone
Nashville, TN
Less then one week removed from their 2008 Coed Softball campaign, the Apples have begun their off season tour in a dazzling way.
As seen on ESPN this weekend, Apple associate Houston McSwain was front and center on ESPN as he stared at this past weekends Bass Master Nashville Pro Fishing Tournament.
McSwain, the longtime confidant and roommate of Apple second baseman Tiffany Smith was in high heaven this past weekend as he joined the nations elite bass fisherman in the tournament held on Nashville's Old Hickory Lake.
"It's always nice to fish in front of the home crowd" said McSwain as he was interviewed following the two day tournament on his home lake. "I know several of these fish by first name and that helps once the jig hits the water" added McSwain.
For those Apple fans who missed the live coverage on ESPN, the tournament will be rebroadcast in High Definition on July 5th. Check your local listings for the time and channel in your area.
And you thought all we did was play softball......... How bout them Apples
McSwain Hits The Big Time
Gotone
Nashville, TN
Less then one week removed from their 2008 Coed Softball campaign, the Apples have begun their off season tour in a dazzling way.
As seen on ESPN this weekend, Apple associate Houston McSwain was front and center on ESPN as he stared at this past weekends Bass Master Nashville Pro Fishing Tournament.
McSwain, the longtime confidant and roommate of Apple second baseman Tiffany Smith was in high heaven this past weekend as he joined the nations elite bass fisherman in the tournament held on Nashville's Old Hickory Lake.
"It's always nice to fish in front of the home crowd" said McSwain as he was interviewed following the two day tournament on his home lake. "I know several of these fish by first name and that helps once the jig hits the water" added McSwain.
For those Apple fans who missed the live coverage on ESPN, the tournament will be rebroadcast in High Definition on July 5th. Check your local listings for the time and channel in your area.
And you thought all we did was play softball......... How bout them Apples
Thursday, June 19, 2008
THE END OF THE APPLES
Apples Bounced From Playoffs
Teams Future Is Uncertain
Allornothing
Nashville, TN
It was a lousy end to a lousy season for the Apples last night as they were thumped out of the Granny White Coed Softball League playoffs in the opening round.
"I can't tell you how disappointed I am in the way this season played out" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt as he packed the bats and balls away for the last time of 2008.
When it was over, last nights game was a microcosm of the Apples entire season. They in spurts showed glimpses of greatness as was made evident by the hitting of Greg Swafford and the defensive play of out fielder John Jones. Swafford and Jone's performances combined with the tenacity and hustle of Tiffany Smith showed why the Apples in the past had earned the reputation of a team that you did not want to play. However, as was the case throughout the season, this years Apples were unable to pull it all together as a team when it counted the most.
"That is what disappoints me the most" said Bernitt as he looked back on the season that was. " There is no doubt in my mind that if you look up and down our lineup we had the makings of a very good team. It just seems that some folks just didn't want to be here at times this year and it showed by the way we played."
Bernitt continued, "Ultimately I am responsible for the what happens on the field each week and I apologize for the crappy show we put on this year." " I promise you this" continued Bernitt, " this will never happen again." Bernitt's comments again fueled speculation that with last nights season ending lost we have seen the end of the Apples. All season reports have pointed to the strong likelihood that the Apples will dissolve the storied franchise and all that will remain are the faint memories and illusions that were the Apples.
When asked to comment on the future of the Apples Bernitt said, "I'll put it this way, if... and that is a big big if....if we play again next year we will be starting at square one. By that I mean, as of now their is nobody on this team period! All positions are open and nobody other then myself is guaranteed a spot on this roster."
Although we would not comment directly, reports have surfaced that Bernitt has been in discussions with players from both Detroit MI and Hermitage TN and that it is possible that the talk of the end of the Apples may in fact be a smoke screen to the true story of the behind the scenes discussions that are already underway that will involve several high profile additions to the 2009 Apples.
As with past seasons, the Apples have announced that they will hold a special news conference in the near future to announce this years MVP's and bring the season to it's official close. Unlike past seasons, it is a tough guess as to who will bring home the hardware based on the already mentioned underachieving performances on the team.
In off the field news, when asked what was in store for the off season and what to expect from the Apples 2008 Summer Tour, Bernitt told listeners "like the rest of you, I'm paying extra attention to oil and gas prices right now so with that in mind I have decided to take a trip to visit ANWAR (Alaskan National Wildlife Refuge) and see for myself what all the fuss is about when it comes to drilling for oil in Northern Alaska." Bernitt will leave in a few weeks for Alaska and said that it is not at of the realm of possibilites that he might find a player or two during his side trip over the Arctic Circle to the shores of the Arctic Ocean and the top of the world. " From what I've heard, there are some guys who swing a mean club up there" said Bernitt.
And so it is and was. The 2008 Apples Coed Softball season is over and in the history books. What happens next is any ones guess, but if you listen carefully during these long summer nights do not be surprised if you hear the faint echo of that now famous cheer................................
How bout them Apples!
Teams Future Is Uncertain
Allornothing
Nashville, TN
It was a lousy end to a lousy season for the Apples last night as they were thumped out of the Granny White Coed Softball League playoffs in the opening round.
"I can't tell you how disappointed I am in the way this season played out" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt as he packed the bats and balls away for the last time of 2008.
When it was over, last nights game was a microcosm of the Apples entire season. They in spurts showed glimpses of greatness as was made evident by the hitting of Greg Swafford and the defensive play of out fielder John Jones. Swafford and Jone's performances combined with the tenacity and hustle of Tiffany Smith showed why the Apples in the past had earned the reputation of a team that you did not want to play. However, as was the case throughout the season, this years Apples were unable to pull it all together as a team when it counted the most.
"That is what disappoints me the most" said Bernitt as he looked back on the season that was. " There is no doubt in my mind that if you look up and down our lineup we had the makings of a very good team. It just seems that some folks just didn't want to be here at times this year and it showed by the way we played."
Bernitt continued, "Ultimately I am responsible for the what happens on the field each week and I apologize for the crappy show we put on this year." " I promise you this" continued Bernitt, " this will never happen again." Bernitt's comments again fueled speculation that with last nights season ending lost we have seen the end of the Apples. All season reports have pointed to the strong likelihood that the Apples will dissolve the storied franchise and all that will remain are the faint memories and illusions that were the Apples.
When asked to comment on the future of the Apples Bernitt said, "I'll put it this way, if... and that is a big big if....if we play again next year we will be starting at square one. By that I mean, as of now their is nobody on this team period! All positions are open and nobody other then myself is guaranteed a spot on this roster."
Although we would not comment directly, reports have surfaced that Bernitt has been in discussions with players from both Detroit MI and Hermitage TN and that it is possible that the talk of the end of the Apples may in fact be a smoke screen to the true story of the behind the scenes discussions that are already underway that will involve several high profile additions to the 2009 Apples.
As with past seasons, the Apples have announced that they will hold a special news conference in the near future to announce this years MVP's and bring the season to it's official close. Unlike past seasons, it is a tough guess as to who will bring home the hardware based on the already mentioned underachieving performances on the team.
In off the field news, when asked what was in store for the off season and what to expect from the Apples 2008 Summer Tour, Bernitt told listeners "like the rest of you, I'm paying extra attention to oil and gas prices right now so with that in mind I have decided to take a trip to visit ANWAR (Alaskan National Wildlife Refuge) and see for myself what all the fuss is about when it comes to drilling for oil in Northern Alaska." Bernitt will leave in a few weeks for Alaska and said that it is not at of the realm of possibilites that he might find a player or two during his side trip over the Arctic Circle to the shores of the Arctic Ocean and the top of the world. " From what I've heard, there are some guys who swing a mean club up there" said Bernitt.
And so it is and was. The 2008 Apples Coed Softball season is over and in the history books. What happens next is any ones guess, but if you listen carefully during these long summer nights do not be surprised if you hear the faint echo of that now famous cheer................................
How bout them Apples!
Thursday, June 12, 2008
APPLES LOOK BACK
Regular Season Ends
Tough Season In The Books
Thatisit
Nashville, TN
It seems to have just begun, but instead it is over. In the blink of the eye the Apples 2008 regular season is over and in the blogosphere. With the 10 week schedule in the books, the Apples now find themselves focusing on the big prize as they prepare to enter post season play in quest of their second World Coed Softball Championship.
Playing before the 128th straight sold out crowd at the Granny White Sports Complex, the Apples treated their fans to an unannounced special last night when players took to the field wearing several past versions of the teams uniforms. "The throwback look was our way of thanking everyone for their involvement with, and support of the Apples over the past 10 years" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt after the game.
When asked by a 12 year old fan if his comments meant that earlier rumors of this being the last year ever for the storied Apples were true, Bernitt shoved the fan aside and said "get away from me kid, you're bothering me"
In what became the rule rather then the exception this season, the Apples again last night were missing several starters as they took to the field for the game. Missing from the lineup were pitcher Greg Swafford who was in Key West, Florida scouting a group of newly arrived Cuban soft ballers, Scott Quinlin who is on the 15 day disabled list, Patty Pender who is in Washington D.C. to participate in Congressional Hearings on rising oil prices and their possible effects on the core makeup and density of next seasons softballs and finally the last missing Apple was out fielder Greg Treep who has gone AWOL and has not been heard from for weeks.
When asked to comment about the struggles the Apples have had with players making it to games this season, Bernitt said " I certainly should have done a better job vetting a couple of these folks and you can bet that wont happen again." When pressed for a glimpse into the future of the Apples, Bernitt was asked if there would be changes in store for the Apples next year to which we replied, "get away from me kid, you're bothering me."
As so it was, the Apples won last night 7 - 0 and in doing so finish the regular season with a respectful but yet disappointing record of 5 - 5. It's now time for the Apples to ramp it up and turn it loose as they enter post season play with a first round game next week at 7:00 p.m. For those fans who have not had a chance to make it to an Apple game yet this season, don't even think about coming out next week as tickets to the game sold out in mere minutes after going on sale.
So here we go, it's win or go home from this point on for the Apples and if the past is any indication we undoubtedly will hear a few more rounds of that now famous cheer
How bout them Apples!
Tough Season In The Books
Thatisit
Nashville, TN
It seems to have just begun, but instead it is over. In the blink of the eye the Apples 2008 regular season is over and in the blogosphere. With the 10 week schedule in the books, the Apples now find themselves focusing on the big prize as they prepare to enter post season play in quest of their second World Coed Softball Championship.
Playing before the 128th straight sold out crowd at the Granny White Sports Complex, the Apples treated their fans to an unannounced special last night when players took to the field wearing several past versions of the teams uniforms. "The throwback look was our way of thanking everyone for their involvement with, and support of the Apples over the past 10 years" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt after the game.
When asked by a 12 year old fan if his comments meant that earlier rumors of this being the last year ever for the storied Apples were true, Bernitt shoved the fan aside and said "get away from me kid, you're bothering me"
In what became the rule rather then the exception this season, the Apples again last night were missing several starters as they took to the field for the game. Missing from the lineup were pitcher Greg Swafford who was in Key West, Florida scouting a group of newly arrived Cuban soft ballers, Scott Quinlin who is on the 15 day disabled list, Patty Pender who is in Washington D.C. to participate in Congressional Hearings on rising oil prices and their possible effects on the core makeup and density of next seasons softballs and finally the last missing Apple was out fielder Greg Treep who has gone AWOL and has not been heard from for weeks.
When asked to comment about the struggles the Apples have had with players making it to games this season, Bernitt said " I certainly should have done a better job vetting a couple of these folks and you can bet that wont happen again." When pressed for a glimpse into the future of the Apples, Bernitt was asked if there would be changes in store for the Apples next year to which we replied, "get away from me kid, you're bothering me."
As so it was, the Apples won last night 7 - 0 and in doing so finish the regular season with a respectful but yet disappointing record of 5 - 5. It's now time for the Apples to ramp it up and turn it loose as they enter post season play with a first round game next week at 7:00 p.m. For those fans who have not had a chance to make it to an Apple game yet this season, don't even think about coming out next week as tickets to the game sold out in mere minutes after going on sale.
So here we go, it's win or go home from this point on for the Apples and if the past is any indication we undoubtedly will hear a few more rounds of that now famous cheer
How bout them Apples!
Thursday, June 5, 2008
APPLES BAKED
Mother Nature Hot
Apples Not So Much
GWS
Nashville
Mother Nature turned up the heat last night as the Apples took to the field for their next to the last regular season game of the season. With the mercury showing a baking temperature of 93 degrees at game time, the Apples came ready to play and by evenings end had played one of their best games of the year.
With the final score showing the Apples on the losing side of a 25 - 6 beat down, it might be hard for some to believe that the Apples actually played quite well. "Damn straight we played good tonight" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt after picking up the loss on the hill for the Apples. "Don't get me wrong" continued Bernitt, "we got our butts kicked, but we had fun and played as a team tonight, and that's been missing around here for the past few weeks"
The Apples were never in the game as they found themselves playing against the Vanderbilt University coed team that simply was better up and down the lineup. "The Apples played hard and had some fun as well" said shortstop Shane Alexander when contacted after the game.
In a shinning moment of what it means to be an Apple and to never quit, the Apples entered the 5th inning trailing 25 - 2 and needed to score 4 runs to avoid the league mandated 20 run lead slaughter rule. To a player the Apples stepped it up and batted around the order to score 4 runs and push the game to it's scheduled 6 inning length.
Although the final score didn't show it, defensively the Apples played one of their best games of the year. "We had one or two errors and that's it" said Team Captain My Captain Tony Byram following the contest. "The Commodores just hit the ball hard and my hat is off to them" added Byram.
Of course the biggest news of the night was saved for after the game when the public address announcer at the Granny White Sports Complex asked that all fans in the stands remain in their seats for a special Apple announcement. With the stadium lights dimmed and the high definition jumbo tron flashing brightly, a note flashed on the screen that read " Sarah, will you marry me? " With the crowd and players clapping, Apple infielder Scott Quinlin reached into his bat bag and pulled out a diamond ring before dropping to one knee and proposing marriage to Apple outfielder Sarah Milam. Milam quickly burst into tears as she hugged her favorite Apple and said, " let me check the schedule first"
And so it was, the Apples played hard, had fun and celebrated the future nuptials of Scott and Sarah. Is there now any doubt as to what is meant by....................
How bout them Apples!
Apples Not So Much
GWS
Nashville
Mother Nature turned up the heat last night as the Apples took to the field for their next to the last regular season game of the season. With the mercury showing a baking temperature of 93 degrees at game time, the Apples came ready to play and by evenings end had played one of their best games of the year.
With the final score showing the Apples on the losing side of a 25 - 6 beat down, it might be hard for some to believe that the Apples actually played quite well. "Damn straight we played good tonight" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt after picking up the loss on the hill for the Apples. "Don't get me wrong" continued Bernitt, "we got our butts kicked, but we had fun and played as a team tonight, and that's been missing around here for the past few weeks"
The Apples were never in the game as they found themselves playing against the Vanderbilt University coed team that simply was better up and down the lineup. "The Apples played hard and had some fun as well" said shortstop Shane Alexander when contacted after the game.
In a shinning moment of what it means to be an Apple and to never quit, the Apples entered the 5th inning trailing 25 - 2 and needed to score 4 runs to avoid the league mandated 20 run lead slaughter rule. To a player the Apples stepped it up and batted around the order to score 4 runs and push the game to it's scheduled 6 inning length.
Although the final score didn't show it, defensively the Apples played one of their best games of the year. "We had one or two errors and that's it" said Team Captain My Captain Tony Byram following the contest. "The Commodores just hit the ball hard and my hat is off to them" added Byram.
Of course the biggest news of the night was saved for after the game when the public address announcer at the Granny White Sports Complex asked that all fans in the stands remain in their seats for a special Apple announcement. With the stadium lights dimmed and the high definition jumbo tron flashing brightly, a note flashed on the screen that read " Sarah, will you marry me? " With the crowd and players clapping, Apple infielder Scott Quinlin reached into his bat bag and pulled out a diamond ring before dropping to one knee and proposing marriage to Apple outfielder Sarah Milam. Milam quickly burst into tears as she hugged her favorite Apple and said, " let me check the schedule first"
And so it was, the Apples played hard, had fun and celebrated the future nuptials of Scott and Sarah. Is there now any doubt as to what is meant by....................
How bout them Apples!
Thursday, May 29, 2008
APPLES BACK IN BUSINESS
Yo Yo Season Continues
Apples In A Romp
Thatsmorelikeit
Nashville, TN
Following last weeks 3rd consecutive loss, AGFHOF Don Bernitt went on post game clubhouse tirade in which he questioned his teams committment to winning and then promised that things would change in Appleville or heads would roll.
With Bernitt's heated promise still fresh in their minds, the Apples took the field last night with a renewed sense of Apple pride and for the first time in a month played at the level that all have come to expect from this team.
Of course it should come as no surprise that it was Bernitt himself who put his words of last week into action as he played his best game of the year while leading the Apples to the 9 - 2 victory.
"I've said for a long time that if you mess with the bull you're going to get the horn, and I'm the bull" said Bernitt as he answered questions following the game that saw him pitch a flawless 6 inning game that included several spectacular bang bang defensive plays and ended when he struck out the final batter of the night.
"I came down pretty hard on the team last week and tonight was my way of showing them that I do not expect anything from them that I do not expect from myself" added Bernitt. " Yea I've lost a few steps over the years but it's important to remember that those were steps that most people never had" continued Bernitt. "I can't tell you just how damn proud I am of these guys" concluded Bernitt following the game that saw the Apples take the field missing 4 starters from the lineup.
Playing without league homerun leader Shane Alexander, outfielders Greg Treep, Sarah Milam and second baseman Tiffany Smith, the Apples make shift lineup last night reached deep as they were paced by John Jones, Patty Pender and Captain My Captain Tony Byram who covered the outfield that is normally patrolled by 4 players. Along with the play in the outfield, the Apples new look infield included lefty Greg Swafford at third, Scott Quinlin at short, Sarah Brock at second and then of course benchmarks Christi Copous at first and Brooke Byram behind the plate.
"I can now say that I truley know what it means to be an Apple" said Scott Quinlin as he fought back tears following the game. Quinlin, a first year player has definitely made his mark on the team this year and last nights performance will likely go down in Apple history. Playing at short, Q was all over the diamond chasing balls down on defense and stretching singles into doubles while at bat. It was only when Quinlin blew out his hamstring in the 5th inning that he slowed down and then still was able to muster the strength to finish the game while playing on one leg.
So it's now 4 up and 4 down for the Apples as they enter the last 2 weeks of the season and prepare for the post season playoffs. If last night's show of grit and determination is a sign of these to come, it's safe to say that we should all buckle in and enjoy the ride as we prepare to hear that now famous cheer............
How bout them Apples!
Apples In A Romp
Thatsmorelikeit
Nashville, TN
Following last weeks 3rd consecutive loss, AGFHOF Don Bernitt went on post game clubhouse tirade in which he questioned his teams committment to winning and then promised that things would change in Appleville or heads would roll.
With Bernitt's heated promise still fresh in their minds, the Apples took the field last night with a renewed sense of Apple pride and for the first time in a month played at the level that all have come to expect from this team.
Of course it should come as no surprise that it was Bernitt himself who put his words of last week into action as he played his best game of the year while leading the Apples to the 9 - 2 victory.
"I've said for a long time that if you mess with the bull you're going to get the horn, and I'm the bull" said Bernitt as he answered questions following the game that saw him pitch a flawless 6 inning game that included several spectacular bang bang defensive plays and ended when he struck out the final batter of the night.
"I came down pretty hard on the team last week and tonight was my way of showing them that I do not expect anything from them that I do not expect from myself" added Bernitt. " Yea I've lost a few steps over the years but it's important to remember that those were steps that most people never had" continued Bernitt. "I can't tell you just how damn proud I am of these guys" concluded Bernitt following the game that saw the Apples take the field missing 4 starters from the lineup.
Playing without league homerun leader Shane Alexander, outfielders Greg Treep, Sarah Milam and second baseman Tiffany Smith, the Apples make shift lineup last night reached deep as they were paced by John Jones, Patty Pender and Captain My Captain Tony Byram who covered the outfield that is normally patrolled by 4 players. Along with the play in the outfield, the Apples new look infield included lefty Greg Swafford at third, Scott Quinlin at short, Sarah Brock at second and then of course benchmarks Christi Copous at first and Brooke Byram behind the plate.
"I can now say that I truley know what it means to be an Apple" said Scott Quinlin as he fought back tears following the game. Quinlin, a first year player has definitely made his mark on the team this year and last nights performance will likely go down in Apple history. Playing at short, Q was all over the diamond chasing balls down on defense and stretching singles into doubles while at bat. It was only when Quinlin blew out his hamstring in the 5th inning that he slowed down and then still was able to muster the strength to finish the game while playing on one leg.
So it's now 4 up and 4 down for the Apples as they enter the last 2 weeks of the season and prepare for the post season playoffs. If last night's show of grit and determination is a sign of these to come, it's safe to say that we should all buckle in and enjoy the ride as we prepare to hear that now famous cheer............
How bout them Apples!
Thursday, May 22, 2008
APPLES TEETER, TOTTER, FALL DOWN
Say It Ain't So
Apples Lose Again
Enoughisenough
Nashville, TN
At the end of the night, last evenings Apple game was perhaps the perfect snapshot of the entirety of their season.
In a game that saw the lead change inning by inning, the Apples at times showed glimpses of their greatness only to then turn around and bungle a play or two that ultimately led to their defeat.
"I take full responsibility for this" said Apple Head Coach and Starting Pitcher Don Bernitt after the bitter lose. "It's my job to have this team ready to play week in and week out and I'm just not getting the job done" Bernitt added "I have no doubt that this is the best bunch of players that we have ever assembled, but for some reason I don't think they realize just how good they are." " I promise you this" continued Bernitt "things will change or heads will roll"
Despite his calm outward demeanor as he prepared to leave the Granny White Sports Complex, unconfirmed reports say that Bernitt went on a tirade in the closed Apple locker room following the game. Sources close to the Apples say that Bernitt was seen throwing bats and gloves around the clubhouse as he challenged several players and their commitment to winning every time out.
"What happens in our clubhouse is our business and I can't say much about it" said John Jones as he left the locker room. "But" added Jones, "I agree with Don, we're not on the same page as a team right now and our attitude and desire to fight has got to change"
Of course it can't go unreported that once again the Apples were not able to field their starting lineup last night as two key starters, Tiffany Smith and Greg Swafford were forced to miss the game because of family health issues. "At the end of the day this is just entertainment, our thoughts and prayers go out to Greg and his family especially" said Bernitt as the lights of the stadium dimmed and brought another week of Apple Coed Softball to a close.
The Apples must now regroup as they round third and head for home as the season enters it's final weeks. Betting person or not, do not be surprised when you soon again hear that now famous cheer............................. How bout them Apples
** Please join the Apples this coming Memorial Day weekend as we remember all those Americans who realized that freedom is not free and gave the ultimate sacrifice so that you and I can today stand up and proudly shout; U.S.A. U.S.A.
Apples Lose Again
Enoughisenough
Nashville, TN
At the end of the night, last evenings Apple game was perhaps the perfect snapshot of the entirety of their season.
In a game that saw the lead change inning by inning, the Apples at times showed glimpses of their greatness only to then turn around and bungle a play or two that ultimately led to their defeat.
"I take full responsibility for this" said Apple Head Coach and Starting Pitcher Don Bernitt after the bitter lose. "It's my job to have this team ready to play week in and week out and I'm just not getting the job done" Bernitt added "I have no doubt that this is the best bunch of players that we have ever assembled, but for some reason I don't think they realize just how good they are." " I promise you this" continued Bernitt "things will change or heads will roll"
Despite his calm outward demeanor as he prepared to leave the Granny White Sports Complex, unconfirmed reports say that Bernitt went on a tirade in the closed Apple locker room following the game. Sources close to the Apples say that Bernitt was seen throwing bats and gloves around the clubhouse as he challenged several players and their commitment to winning every time out.
"What happens in our clubhouse is our business and I can't say much about it" said John Jones as he left the locker room. "But" added Jones, "I agree with Don, we're not on the same page as a team right now and our attitude and desire to fight has got to change"
Of course it can't go unreported that once again the Apples were not able to field their starting lineup last night as two key starters, Tiffany Smith and Greg Swafford were forced to miss the game because of family health issues. "At the end of the day this is just entertainment, our thoughts and prayers go out to Greg and his family especially" said Bernitt as the lights of the stadium dimmed and brought another week of Apple Coed Softball to a close.
The Apples must now regroup as they round third and head for home as the season enters it's final weeks. Betting person or not, do not be surprised when you soon again hear that now famous cheer............................. How bout them Apples
** Please join the Apples this coming Memorial Day weekend as we remember all those Americans who realized that freedom is not free and gave the ultimate sacrifice so that you and I can today stand up and proudly shout; U.S.A. U.S.A.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
APPLES FORCED TO APOLOGIZE
Article Goes Too Far
Apples To Throttle It Back
Gotchanews
Nashville
In what is a first ever in Apple history, the Apples today take the extraordinary step of issuing a public apology related to a story that was first released this past weekend that detailed the apparent near fatal crash of the teams plane, Apple 1
In a statement from League Commissioner Sam Metz's office, the Apples acknowledged that although perhaps humorous to those in the know, to the unexpected observer the notion of a near tragic ending to the Apples was a bit hard to grasp.
When contacted for comment, AGFHOF Don Bernitt pointed out that the Apples did in fact take off and land Apple 1 over the weekend, but that the rest of the story was in fact a hoax. "Yea, we took some artistic liberty with that one " said Bernitt has he prepared to head to Starbucks for a morning cup off Joe. Bernitt added that the team had been contacted by fans in 4 states yesterday to check on the overall condition and safety of the Apples.
"Personally, I thought it was funny as heck the way we imposed pictures from a recent airshow into the article, but after receiving so many calls from concerned fans I can see that maybe we went a bit over the top" added Bernitt.
Bernitt then paused a minute and said, " on second thought..... wait till you see what the Apples do this coming Memorial Day weekend."
Believe it or Not..
How bout them Apples !
Apples To Throttle It Back
Gotchanews
Nashville
In what is a first ever in Apple history, the Apples today take the extraordinary step of issuing a public apology related to a story that was first released this past weekend that detailed the apparent near fatal crash of the teams plane, Apple 1
In a statement from League Commissioner Sam Metz's office, the Apples acknowledged that although perhaps humorous to those in the know, to the unexpected observer the notion of a near tragic ending to the Apples was a bit hard to grasp.
When contacted for comment, AGFHOF Don Bernitt pointed out that the Apples did in fact take off and land Apple 1 over the weekend, but that the rest of the story was in fact a hoax. "Yea, we took some artistic liberty with that one " said Bernitt has he prepared to head to Starbucks for a morning cup off Joe. Bernitt added that the team had been contacted by fans in 4 states yesterday to check on the overall condition and safety of the Apples.
"Personally, I thought it was funny as heck the way we imposed pictures from a recent airshow into the article, but after receiving so many calls from concerned fans I can see that maybe we went a bit over the top" added Bernitt.
Bernitt then paused a minute and said, " on second thought..... wait till you see what the Apples do this coming Memorial Day weekend."
Believe it or Not..
How bout them Apples !
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Apples Dance With Tragedy
Apple One In Flames
Pender Keeps Cool
HolyCrap.com
Nashville, TN
Following last weeks rained out game, the Apples once again found themselves in the hands of Mother Nature this weekend and lived to tell yet another story of why "it's not nice to fool Mother Nature"
In events that seem almost too hard to believe, the Apples set out on Sunday for what was to be a routine tour of the skies above Nashville and instead turned into a harrowing experience on the teams private plane, Apple One.
With former Army helicopter pilot and current Apple out fielder Patty Pender at the stick, and team equipment manager Savannah Jenkins aboard, the Apples took off from the Smyrna Intl Airport and soon found themselves in deep trouble when their plane was struck by lightning when a freak springtime thunder storm closed in on the plane as they cruised at 6,000 ft.
After being struck, Apple One's left engine burst into flames and the plane spun wildly out of control with smoke pouring from the rear of the plane. After plunging to just 1,000 ft above the ground, Pender miraculously pulled the craft from it's death spiral and to the relief of all those who would have had to play outfield, she was able to regain control and land the plane safely.
Although a bit shaken following the ride, Pender vowed to fly again and pointed out that only in the air would she be able to find some quiet and get away from that well known cheer of......................
How bout them Apples
** SEE PHOTOS BELOW **
Pender Keeps Cool
HolyCrap.com
Nashville, TN
Following last weeks rained out game, the Apples once again found themselves in the hands of Mother Nature this weekend and lived to tell yet another story of why "it's not nice to fool Mother Nature"
In events that seem almost too hard to believe, the Apples set out on Sunday for what was to be a routine tour of the skies above Nashville and instead turned into a harrowing experience on the teams private plane, Apple One.
With former Army helicopter pilot and current Apple out fielder Patty Pender at the stick, and team equipment manager Savannah Jenkins aboard, the Apples took off from the Smyrna Intl Airport and soon found themselves in deep trouble when their plane was struck by lightning when a freak springtime thunder storm closed in on the plane as they cruised at 6,000 ft.
After being struck, Apple One's left engine burst into flames and the plane spun wildly out of control with smoke pouring from the rear of the plane. After plunging to just 1,000 ft above the ground, Pender miraculously pulled the craft from it's death spiral and to the relief of all those who would have had to play outfield, she was able to regain control and land the plane safely.
Although a bit shaken following the ride, Pender vowed to fly again and pointed out that only in the air would she be able to find some quiet and get away from that well known cheer of......................
How bout them Apples
** SEE PHOTOS BELOW **
Thursday, May 15, 2008
APPLES SLEEP WELL
Avoid Third Lose In A Row
Nice Not to Lose
Provda
Nashville TN
Following two consecutive weeks which saw them end up on the losing side of the final score, the Apples were once again able to sleep well last night after avoiding what would have been a club record 3 straight losing weeks.
To continue a common theme of the year, it was determined at the teams breakfast yesterday that the Apples would be missing 2 key starters going into the night and they would be again forced to flip flop the lineup to cover the holes left by the absences of slugger Greg Treep and gold glove winner Tiffany Smith.
" No question it's been difficult to get our mojo going this season with all the hick ups we've had in the lineup this year" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt. "I guess the only good thing that you can say is that the Apples have established quite a reputation and following in the area and that sometimes makes it easier to fill the open seats on the bench" concluded Bernitt.
"It's nice to get this losing monkey off our backs" celebrated 2008 Rookie Of The Year candidate Scott Quinlin as he didn't join the rest of the Apples for a late night dinner at a local Nashville steak house. "I'll toast to that" chimed Catcher Brooke Byram as she and Captain My Captain Tony Byram enjoyed their first non losing Wednesday night in 3 weeks. "No doubt, losing stinks and the past few weeks have not been fun" panned Outfielder Patty Pender as she enjoyed a few iced teas with teammates as the evening ended and brought the mid week ritual of Apples Coed Softball to a close.
And so it was, the Apples get off of the losing train and will now standby to hear from League Commissioner Sammy Metz when and where they will make up last nights rained out game and when we will next hear that now famous cheer.................
How bout them Apples!
Nice Not to Lose
Provda
Nashville TN
Following two consecutive weeks which saw them end up on the losing side of the final score, the Apples were once again able to sleep well last night after avoiding what would have been a club record 3 straight losing weeks.
To continue a common theme of the year, it was determined at the teams breakfast yesterday that the Apples would be missing 2 key starters going into the night and they would be again forced to flip flop the lineup to cover the holes left by the absences of slugger Greg Treep and gold glove winner Tiffany Smith.
" No question it's been difficult to get our mojo going this season with all the hick ups we've had in the lineup this year" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt. "I guess the only good thing that you can say is that the Apples have established quite a reputation and following in the area and that sometimes makes it easier to fill the open seats on the bench" concluded Bernitt.
"It's nice to get this losing monkey off our backs" celebrated 2008 Rookie Of The Year candidate Scott Quinlin as he didn't join the rest of the Apples for a late night dinner at a local Nashville steak house. "I'll toast to that" chimed Catcher Brooke Byram as she and Captain My Captain Tony Byram enjoyed their first non losing Wednesday night in 3 weeks. "No doubt, losing stinks and the past few weeks have not been fun" panned Outfielder Patty Pender as she enjoyed a few iced teas with teammates as the evening ended and brought the mid week ritual of Apples Coed Softball to a close.
And so it was, the Apples get off of the losing train and will now standby to hear from League Commissioner Sammy Metz when and where they will make up last nights rained out game and when we will next hear that now famous cheer.................
How bout them Apples!
Thursday, May 8, 2008
APPLES CAN'T HANG
Wrong Kind Of Streak
Lose Second In A Row
Damnit.com
Nashville, TN
The question to be answered at the Granny White Complex last night was simple, did the Apples lose or were they beat?
It is this observers opinion that the answer is crystal clear, the Apples lost a game that they would have, should have and could have won.
In what has become an all too familiar script this year, the Apples again took to the field missing 2 key starters and were forced to play with a make shift lineup that simply didn't get the job done.
"We just don't have the depth on the bench to compete week after week in this league without our starters" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt following the game. Bernitt was referring to the abscence of third baseman Scott Quinlin who earlier in the day was sending good luck text messages from the beaches of San Diego and the void left in the lineup when last weeks player of the game Greg Treep was forced to miss the game due to back spasms.
The night got off to a bad start for the Apples when they gave up 10 runs in the first inning and quickly found themselves in a hole too deep to climb out of. After the disastrous first inning, the Apples played even the rest of the way and the game ended with the final score showing 15-5
"We laid an egg tonight" said Apple Captain My Captain Tony Byram following the game. "We're better than that and we need to step it up over the next few weeks as we make a push to the playoffs"
Following the game, Apple pitcher Greg Swafford was named the offensive player of the game. Swafford put on perhaps his best hitting performance of the year as he banged 2 balls off the fence and ended the night with 3 doubles. Defensively, it was the glove of Patty Pender that was awarded the defensive player award. A small point to be added, the glove was actually on the hand of John Jones who had his glove stolen from his locker before the game and was forced to borrow the glove of Pender. Jones put on one heck of a show as he sprinted down ball after ball and made several tough plays look easy.
The Apples now find themselves in the middle of the pack in the standings with a record of 3 - 3 and their hopes of a regular season crown have all but faded. "Not too worry" said Bernitt, "get us a wildcard into the playoffs and then stand back and watch us go."
Talk is cheap and so here we go, will it be more would have, could have, should have or will it be that famous cheer.............................................
How bout them Apples!
Lose Second In A Row
Damnit.com
Nashville, TN
The question to be answered at the Granny White Complex last night was simple, did the Apples lose or were they beat?
It is this observers opinion that the answer is crystal clear, the Apples lost a game that they would have, should have and could have won.
In what has become an all too familiar script this year, the Apples again took to the field missing 2 key starters and were forced to play with a make shift lineup that simply didn't get the job done.
"We just don't have the depth on the bench to compete week after week in this league without our starters" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt following the game. Bernitt was referring to the abscence of third baseman Scott Quinlin who earlier in the day was sending good luck text messages from the beaches of San Diego and the void left in the lineup when last weeks player of the game Greg Treep was forced to miss the game due to back spasms.
The night got off to a bad start for the Apples when they gave up 10 runs in the first inning and quickly found themselves in a hole too deep to climb out of. After the disastrous first inning, the Apples played even the rest of the way and the game ended with the final score showing 15-5
"We laid an egg tonight" said Apple Captain My Captain Tony Byram following the game. "We're better than that and we need to step it up over the next few weeks as we make a push to the playoffs"
Following the game, Apple pitcher Greg Swafford was named the offensive player of the game. Swafford put on perhaps his best hitting performance of the year as he banged 2 balls off the fence and ended the night with 3 doubles. Defensively, it was the glove of Patty Pender that was awarded the defensive player award. A small point to be added, the glove was actually on the hand of John Jones who had his glove stolen from his locker before the game and was forced to borrow the glove of Pender. Jones put on one heck of a show as he sprinted down ball after ball and made several tough plays look easy.
The Apples now find themselves in the middle of the pack in the standings with a record of 3 - 3 and their hopes of a regular season crown have all but faded. "Not too worry" said Bernitt, "get us a wildcard into the playoffs and then stand back and watch us go."
Talk is cheap and so here we go, will it be more would have, could have, should have or will it be that famous cheer.............................................
How bout them Apples!
Thursday, May 1, 2008
APPLES ROLLED
Nightgame or Nightmare?
Apples Never In It
Ohwell
ParisPostIntelligencer
Following most Apple games the talk of the evening traditionally will lead to discussion and comment of the normally explosive bats of the Apple offensive. Last night however this was not the case and instead the post game spotlight was pointed on the Apples defense.
In a game that found the Apples opponents wearing the hitting shoes for the night, the Apple outfield was on the run all night as they chased long ball after long ball into the gaps and towards the fence. For left fielder Greg Treep, who is now in is sophomore season with the Apples, the end of the game could not come soon enough. Treep was kept busy all night when inning after inning multiple hard hit balls were rocketed his way. To his credit, Treep made several circus catches in left and showed early and often what is meant in Appleville as a ball that is "DW" The expression which was coined by Apple Captain My Captain Tony Byram, is often heard in Apple practices to describe a hit ball that would "dive worthy" in an attempt to catch.
Apart from the workout given the Apples outfield last night, highlights of the game were few and far between. If a bright spot were to be needed, it would be noted that along with his defensive play, Treep homered deep to left to the join the evening home run club that got started when Shane Alexander crushed his league leading 19th home run into the dark night skies in right.
Also of note, in an emotional post game gathering, Apple Tiffany Smith was awarded the game ball and team courage award. Smith, who spent 2 hours yesterday under anaesthesia and on the operating table, inspired all in attendance when she slowly trotted onto the field for the start of the 9:00 game.
When asked about her commitment to the Apples and her determination to play following her induced nap, Smith quizzically looked at reporters and said "When did you get here?"
At the end of the evening about the best thing that could be said was that it was the end of the evening.
Final Score: Bad Guys 19 - Apples 3
Apples Never In It
Ohwell
ParisPostIntelligencer
Following most Apple games the talk of the evening traditionally will lead to discussion and comment of the normally explosive bats of the Apple offensive. Last night however this was not the case and instead the post game spotlight was pointed on the Apples defense.
In a game that found the Apples opponents wearing the hitting shoes for the night, the Apple outfield was on the run all night as they chased long ball after long ball into the gaps and towards the fence. For left fielder Greg Treep, who is now in is sophomore season with the Apples, the end of the game could not come soon enough. Treep was kept busy all night when inning after inning multiple hard hit balls were rocketed his way. To his credit, Treep made several circus catches in left and showed early and often what is meant in Appleville as a ball that is "DW" The expression which was coined by Apple Captain My Captain Tony Byram, is often heard in Apple practices to describe a hit ball that would "dive worthy" in an attempt to catch.
Apart from the workout given the Apples outfield last night, highlights of the game were few and far between. If a bright spot were to be needed, it would be noted that along with his defensive play, Treep homered deep to left to the join the evening home run club that got started when Shane Alexander crushed his league leading 19th home run into the dark night skies in right.
Also of note, in an emotional post game gathering, Apple Tiffany Smith was awarded the game ball and team courage award. Smith, who spent 2 hours yesterday under anaesthesia and on the operating table, inspired all in attendance when she slowly trotted onto the field for the start of the 9:00 game.
When asked about her commitment to the Apples and her determination to play following her induced nap, Smith quizzically looked at reporters and said "When did you get here?"
At the end of the evening about the best thing that could be said was that it was the end of the evening.
Final Score: Bad Guys 19 - Apples 3
Thursday, April 24, 2008
They're Back !
Apples Win
Run Record To 3-1
Marketwatch
Nashville,TN
After suffering the worse loss in team history last week, and their first regular season loss in almost two years, the Apples took to the field last night with a mission to regroup and move forward as they enter the heart of the 2008 season.
It what has become their trademark, the Apples put on an offensive display that could not be slowed and in doing so fought their way back into the win column by pounding the Affionion Anglers by a final score of 16 - 3
The Apples were paced by league MVP Shane Alexander who crushed his 12th and 13th home runs of the year while driving in 6 runs on the night. Apples John Jones, Sarah Milam, Patty Pender, Greg Treep, Tiffany Smith and Scott Quinlin also recorded multiple hits and in doing so helped bring the swagger back to the Apples.
Following a season beginning 3 game suspension for an undisclosed violation of team rules, veteran Apple first baseman Christi Copous made her season debut last night and left doubt has to her feelings about her suspension. Now playing with a chip on her shoulder, Copous went 3 for 3 at the plate and twice hit the fence on balls that nearly left the park.When asked after the game about how she felt about the early season 3 game suspension and her play of the night, Copous responded with a sharp "Bite Me"
On the mound, Apple starting pitcher Greg Swafford was in his groove as he struck out 3 on the night and controlled the pace of the game from start to finish. Swafford's battery mate, catcher Brooke Byram provided the games most exciting play when as a base runner she rounded third and with the play at the plate lowered her shoulder and barrel rolled the visiting team catcher and sent the ball flying to the backstop as she crossed the plate. Byram's action nearly set off a bench clearing brawl and quickly led to a warning to both teams to calm down or risk being ejected for a league minimum 2 games.
And then there was AGFHOF Don Bernitt. In a move missed by almost all including most of his teammates, Bernitt once again proved his value and overall greatness when he and he alone noticed an illegal lineup being played by the opposing team which led to a delay in the game while umpires and league officials flipped pages in the rule book to determine the correct call. Following the delay, umpires ruled in favor of the Apples and it was game on as the Apple romp continued.
And so it was, the Apples bounced back from bitter smack down of a week ago and once again the crowd was alive with that famous cheer...............
How bout them Apples!
Run Record To 3-1
Marketwatch
Nashville,TN
After suffering the worse loss in team history last week, and their first regular season loss in almost two years, the Apples took to the field last night with a mission to regroup and move forward as they enter the heart of the 2008 season.
It what has become their trademark, the Apples put on an offensive display that could not be slowed and in doing so fought their way back into the win column by pounding the Affionion Anglers by a final score of 16 - 3
The Apples were paced by league MVP Shane Alexander who crushed his 12th and 13th home runs of the year while driving in 6 runs on the night. Apples John Jones, Sarah Milam, Patty Pender, Greg Treep, Tiffany Smith and Scott Quinlin also recorded multiple hits and in doing so helped bring the swagger back to the Apples.
Following a season beginning 3 game suspension for an undisclosed violation of team rules, veteran Apple first baseman Christi Copous made her season debut last night and left doubt has to her feelings about her suspension. Now playing with a chip on her shoulder, Copous went 3 for 3 at the plate and twice hit the fence on balls that nearly left the park.When asked after the game about how she felt about the early season 3 game suspension and her play of the night, Copous responded with a sharp "Bite Me"
On the mound, Apple starting pitcher Greg Swafford was in his groove as he struck out 3 on the night and controlled the pace of the game from start to finish. Swafford's battery mate, catcher Brooke Byram provided the games most exciting play when as a base runner she rounded third and with the play at the plate lowered her shoulder and barrel rolled the visiting team catcher and sent the ball flying to the backstop as she crossed the plate. Byram's action nearly set off a bench clearing brawl and quickly led to a warning to both teams to calm down or risk being ejected for a league minimum 2 games.
And then there was AGFHOF Don Bernitt. In a move missed by almost all including most of his teammates, Bernitt once again proved his value and overall greatness when he and he alone noticed an illegal lineup being played by the opposing team which led to a delay in the game while umpires and league officials flipped pages in the rule book to determine the correct call. Following the delay, umpires ruled in favor of the Apples and it was game on as the Apple romp continued.
And so it was, the Apples bounced back from bitter smack down of a week ago and once again the crowd was alive with that famous cheer...............
How bout them Apples!
Sunday, April 20, 2008
APPLES GO SKYDIVING
Geronimo
Apples Take a Leap
RUNUTS
Nashville, TN
Following last week's crushing defeat on the diamond, the Apples sought to regroup this weekend and at the same time turned another page in the Thrills of Victory book of life.
In one of their more spectacular off the field endeavours of the past few years, the Apples where seen this past weekend Skydiving from 14,000 feet over Middle TN.
In a jump that saw them "free fall" for 60 seconds at speeds up to 130 miles per hours to 5,000 ft above ground, the Apples were as can be imagined exhilarated after the then 5 minute parachute descent back to the ground.
The action got started when Apple Patty Pender and her tandem jump partner did a back flip out of the King Air Jump Plane to get the jump off in style. Pender was joined by AGFHOF Don Bernitt who left the plane last and soon was free falling like a pro.
"That was awesome!" said Pender as she slapped high fives with her parents Jo and Bob Pender who joined former Apple Coach Dennis Miller on the tarmac to witness the jump. Pender then added "I've been on some pretty cool roller coaster rides at amusement parks before and about all I can say now is that roller coasters are for wusses"
Following Penders landing all eyes turned to sky as Bernitt was seen making his final approach below the red, white and blue canopy of his parachute. At about 500 feet Bernitt could be heard yelling to the ground crew "get the Apple champagne ready" Bernitt then made a near perfect landing which soon had several instructors at the jump school questioning whether this was truly his first ever jump.
"Un frickin believable!" said Bernitt when he landed, "I'm ready to do it again" he added as his tandem partner unclipped their harness and began the process of gathering the parachute that lay fluttering in the wind behind them.
With the spectacular events of the day behind them, the question must now be asked; what next? Only time will tell but with these Apples there is one thing that can be said for sure............
How Bout Them Apples!
Apples Take a Leap
RUNUTS
Nashville, TN
Following last week's crushing defeat on the diamond, the Apples sought to regroup this weekend and at the same time turned another page in the Thrills of Victory book of life.
In one of their more spectacular off the field endeavours of the past few years, the Apples where seen this past weekend Skydiving from 14,000 feet over Middle TN.
In a jump that saw them "free fall" for 60 seconds at speeds up to 130 miles per hours to 5,000 ft above ground, the Apples were as can be imagined exhilarated after the then 5 minute parachute descent back to the ground.
The action got started when Apple Patty Pender and her tandem jump partner did a back flip out of the King Air Jump Plane to get the jump off in style. Pender was joined by AGFHOF Don Bernitt who left the plane last and soon was free falling like a pro.
"That was awesome!" said Pender as she slapped high fives with her parents Jo and Bob Pender who joined former Apple Coach Dennis Miller on the tarmac to witness the jump. Pender then added "I've been on some pretty cool roller coaster rides at amusement parks before and about all I can say now is that roller coasters are for wusses"
Following Penders landing all eyes turned to sky as Bernitt was seen making his final approach below the red, white and blue canopy of his parachute. At about 500 feet Bernitt could be heard yelling to the ground crew "get the Apple champagne ready" Bernitt then made a near perfect landing which soon had several instructors at the jump school questioning whether this was truly his first ever jump.
"Un frickin believable!" said Bernitt when he landed, "I'm ready to do it again" he added as his tandem partner unclipped their harness and began the process of gathering the parachute that lay fluttering in the wind behind them.
With the spectacular events of the day behind them, the question must now be asked; what next? Only time will tell but with these Apples there is one thing that can be said for sure............
How Bout Them Apples!
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