APPLES SET TO ENDORSE

Long Awaited Announcement Expected
Apples Have Picked Last 5 Winners

Itsalmostover
Nashville,TN

With the painfully long Presidential campaign about over, it has been learned that the highly sought after Apple endorsement could come at any time.

Having correctly predicted the last 5 presidential winners, it should come as no surprise that the campaigns of both John McCain and Barack Obama have heavily courted the Apples over the past few months.

In what was initially thought to be a indicator of their intentions, the Apples were spotted this summer in Anchorage, Alaska just weeks before McCain's selection of Sarah Palin as his running mate. When asked about this visit, AGFHOF Don Bernitt said "you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig."

In has also been reported that the Apples were seen two weeks ago in Pennsylvania on the heels of an Obama - Biden visit to the keystone state. When asked about the visit, AGFHOF Don Bernitt said, "you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig."

When contacted this past weekend about the pending Apple endorsement, Bernitt said that there were a few more details to work out with potential team sponsors before the final announcement is made.

Next up for the Apples will be a first of its kind public service announcement that will have the Apples appearing in a 30 minute TV commercial that will remind all voters that due to the expected heavy voter turnout this year, those Americans planning on voting for John McCain are asked to come to the polls on Tuesday Nov. 4th while those voting for Barack Obama are asked to come to the polls on Wednesday Nov. 5th.

Where we go from here is soon to be seen, but one thing we know for sure is that regardless of the outcome of the election, don't be surprised when during his inaugural speech in January, that our next President yells that now famous cheer...

How bout them Apples !!

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