Sunday, December 14, 2008

APPLE WEDDING BELLS TO RING

Apple Engaged
2009 Will Be Season Of Love

Diamondofanotherkind
Nashville,TN

With the off season nearing the halfway point, the Apples kept the hot stove league news coming this weekend by announcing the engagement of Apple Tiffany Smith.

Smith, who has been romantically linked with Bass Master Pro Fisherman Houston McSwain for several years, was beaming with joy as she flashed an apple sized diamond ring that had just been placed on her finger by McSwain.

"No question, I'm the happiest guy around" said McSwain as he fought back tears when asked to tell how he plotted the course that led to his proposal of marriage to Smith.

Added McSwain, " as a professional fisherman, I occasionally have to deal with the one that got away, however the minute I met Tiffany I knew she was a keeper and I'm just glad that I was able to finally reel her in and that she said has said yes to becoming my wife."

"Yea, I fought him off for a while" said Smith in response to McSwain's comments, "but I also realized that he has a really big one and most women can only dream of having a boat that size in their garage" continued the soon to be Tiffany McSwain.

When asked to comment on the news of his teammates engagement, AGFHOF Don Bernitt said, "With all this cold weather we have been subject to lately, it's nice to hear some news that warms the heart."

Bernitt was also asked about the likelihood of Houston McSwain now joining the Apples as a team member to which he replied, "I don't give a darn who you marry or who you know, it all comes down to if you can hit or not." Continued Bernitt, "I've known several great casters over the years and I have yet to see one who can swing a bat with the same skills they flip a jig." "We'll give him a fair tryout and see what he brings to the dug out. If nothing else, we always need someone to carry the cooler."

If he were to make the team, Houston and Tiffany will be part of the wedding train heading down Apple Lane as they would join Apples Scott Quinlin and Sarah Milam who will be also be married during the 2009 season.

If there was ever a time and place for it to be said, what better then now to shout that now famous cheer.. How bout them Apples !

Congratulations Tiffany and Houston!!

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