Breaking a nearly yearlong self imposed blogging silence, Don Bernitt today resurfaced from places unknown for the sole purpose of addressing the horrendous events that are taking place in his childhood home of State College, Pa.
“For now I am angry and I am saddened” offered Bernitt has he spoke to the actions of former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky who, “has been exposed as a sick, evil and deviant human being who for years preyed on the innocence of youth that had been entrusted to him.” “He is possessed of evil” said Bernitt as he spoke to the actions of Sandusky. “He spun his web of evil and then trapped and fed upon the children of God.” “For judgment is not mine I acknowledge, but woe to they who hurt the children of the Lord.” added Bernitt.
“In what has become the darkest hour in the history of Penn State and the community of State College it is clear that the vial perpetrated by Sandusky and the web of his evil doings were not done in total darkness and instead his crimes against humanity were ignorantly ignored by those whose very core responsibilities are to take care of the children entrusted to them”
“There is nothing that can be done to change this, children have been harmed. We can only hope that their lives have not been destroyed forever by the actions of this man and the inaction's of those very men who were in the position to protect them.”
“Finally,” said Bernitt, “while it is clear that Penn Staters around the world are shamed and embarrassed, we must vow today that we will do everything and anything to treat, comfort and protect the victims of this crime and then we will do everything and anything to hold responsible and punish regardless of their positions or years of service in State College and at Penn State all those who whiffed the stench of Sandusky and did nothing about it."
When asked why the call for such harsh actions Bernitt responded,
Because.....
We Are…Penn State!
Monday, November 7, 2011
Monday, October 11, 2010
APPLES HEADQUARTERS DEMOLISHED
Out With The Old
In With The New
Stimulusmoneyatwork
Nashville
After a 25 year run as the World Headquarters for the Apples, it has come to this.
Following an influx a stimulus money from the Obama administration, it can today be reported that the long time Apple World Headquarters is no more.
Although not confirmed,rumours have pointed to the site of the former Apple Building as the future home of the John Beasley Amusement Park and Petting Zoo.
The site of many memorable events over the past 2 plus decades, the former Apple Headquarters failed in its recent attempt to gain status on the National Historic Registry.
"Not sure what the objection of the Historic Committee was" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt as he was joined by a throng of former Apples to witness the destruction of the building. "Heck,maybe we should have told them we were a mosque" added Bernitt as he climbed on board the 10 ton backhoe to knock down the ceremonial first brick.
Joining Bernitt at the 600 block of Jefferson Street in Nashville for the razing of the building were Dennis Miller,Mary Anderson, Tom Nance, Jeff Merkle, Michael McCullum,Glenda Gardner, Barbara Woehnker,Neil Bennett,Don King, Roger Taylor,Kenny Randolph, Lori Spinks, Jerry Keen, Erin Poole, John Jones, Cathy Grossman,Max Boyle, Kathy Henderson, David Lambert, Christi Copous, Roger Spears,Sean Black, Jim Thomas, Marty Grove, Tom Finch, Charlie Ramsey, Patti Rowe, Chris Wisekal, Don Upton, Jeff Bailey, Lisa Bailey Bean, Tim Kaylor, Robert Patton, Skip Beasley and Doctor Rod Goodner. Not to be lost in the crowd were many other Apples that were in fact, lost in the crowd.
Noticeably absent from the gathering was Apple Founder John Beasley who is believed to be spearheading the attempt to secure stimulus money from Obama. When contacted via cell phone for comment,Beasley responded by saying, "put an extra 50 cents on that."
And so it is, what was once the headquarters for the now world famous Apples is no more. As the backhoe smashed and bricks crashed there was but one thing left to be said.........
How bout them Apples!
*** Photos Below ***
In With The New
Stimulusmoneyatwork
Nashville
After a 25 year run as the World Headquarters for the Apples, it has come to this.
Following an influx a stimulus money from the Obama administration, it can today be reported that the long time Apple World Headquarters is no more.
Although not confirmed,rumours have pointed to the site of the former Apple Building as the future home of the John Beasley Amusement Park and Petting Zoo.
The site of many memorable events over the past 2 plus decades, the former Apple Headquarters failed in its recent attempt to gain status on the National Historic Registry.
"Not sure what the objection of the Historic Committee was" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt as he was joined by a throng of former Apples to witness the destruction of the building. "Heck,maybe we should have told them we were a mosque" added Bernitt as he climbed on board the 10 ton backhoe to knock down the ceremonial first brick.
Joining Bernitt at the 600 block of Jefferson Street in Nashville for the razing of the building were Dennis Miller,Mary Anderson, Tom Nance, Jeff Merkle, Michael McCullum,Glenda Gardner, Barbara Woehnker,Neil Bennett,Don King, Roger Taylor,Kenny Randolph, Lori Spinks, Jerry Keen, Erin Poole, John Jones, Cathy Grossman,Max Boyle, Kathy Henderson, David Lambert, Christi Copous, Roger Spears,Sean Black, Jim Thomas, Marty Grove, Tom Finch, Charlie Ramsey, Patti Rowe, Chris Wisekal, Don Upton, Jeff Bailey, Lisa Bailey Bean, Tim Kaylor, Robert Patton, Skip Beasley and Doctor Rod Goodner. Not to be lost in the crowd were many other Apples that were in fact, lost in the crowd.
Noticeably absent from the gathering was Apple Founder John Beasley who is believed to be spearheading the attempt to secure stimulus money from Obama. When contacted via cell phone for comment,Beasley responded by saying, "put an extra 50 cents on that."
And so it is, what was once the headquarters for the now world famous Apples is no more. As the backhoe smashed and bricks crashed there was but one thing left to be said.........
How bout them Apples!
*** Photos Below ***
Friday, September 3, 2010
APPLE SOARS AT AIR FORCE ACADEMY
Off We Go Into
The Wild Blue Wonder
Colorado Springs, CO.
Was it three months or three years ago that future Apple Michael Oliver left his home in Delaware to begin his freshman year as a Cadet in the United States Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs, CO.?
Hard to believe but the answer is three years. Yes, don't look now but Oliver, nephew of AGFHOF Don Bernitt,has now entered his Senior year at the Academy and has earned the rank:
Cadet First Class Michael S. Oliver
94th FTS Soaring Instructor Pilot/ USAFA Sailplane Racing Team
Cadet Squadron Twenty One "Blackjacks"
United States Air Force Academy
To kick off his final year at the Academy, and in recognition of his outstanding achievement during his career as a Cadet, Oliver was today given the high honor of soaring above the Cadet Corps and their families as part of Parents Day Weekend 2010 being held in Colorado Springs.
Nearing the end of his majestic flight in the brilliant blue skies over the Academy, Oliver released a white smoke trail from the rear of his plane as he banked for the final time and landed his plane in front of the cheering crowd of parents and fellow Cadets who had gathered at the Stillman Parade Field.
"That's my baby" shouted his joyously tearful mother Gail, "That's my son" said his proud as a peacock dad Kris, himself a former Air Force pilot, as Michael rolled to a stop on the grass runway in front of the dignitaries on hand.
Climbing out of his plane, Oliver adjusted his sunglasses and pointed at the smoke trail he had left behind. Just as intended, the smoke vapor swirled in the gentle breeze to spell out a phrase familiar to all..
How bout them Apples!
**Photo Below**
The Wild Blue Wonder
Colorado Springs, CO.
Was it three months or three years ago that future Apple Michael Oliver left his home in Delaware to begin his freshman year as a Cadet in the United States Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs, CO.?
Hard to believe but the answer is three years. Yes, don't look now but Oliver, nephew of AGFHOF Don Bernitt,has now entered his Senior year at the Academy and has earned the rank:
Cadet First Class Michael S. Oliver
94th FTS Soaring Instructor Pilot/ USAFA Sailplane Racing Team
Cadet Squadron Twenty One "Blackjacks"
United States Air Force Academy
To kick off his final year at the Academy, and in recognition of his outstanding achievement during his career as a Cadet, Oliver was today given the high honor of soaring above the Cadet Corps and their families as part of Parents Day Weekend 2010 being held in Colorado Springs.
Nearing the end of his majestic flight in the brilliant blue skies over the Academy, Oliver released a white smoke trail from the rear of his plane as he banked for the final time and landed his plane in front of the cheering crowd of parents and fellow Cadets who had gathered at the Stillman Parade Field.
"That's my baby" shouted his joyously tearful mother Gail, "That's my son" said his proud as a peacock dad Kris, himself a former Air Force pilot, as Michael rolled to a stop on the grass runway in front of the dignitaries on hand.
Climbing out of his plane, Oliver adjusted his sunglasses and pointed at the smoke trail he had left behind. Just as intended, the smoke vapor swirled in the gentle breeze to spell out a phrase familiar to all..
How bout them Apples!
**Photo Below**
Saturday, August 7, 2010
APPLES BIG ADVENTURE
Mountain Climbing In California
Wow
Trinity Alps Wilderness
Northern California
For the past few months rumours have swirled around the noticeable absence of the Apples and the nearly world famous Apples Coed Softball Blog.
Normally a fixture in Spring and Summer sports activities in Nashville, the Apples had all but vanished in 2010. In a story to be told here for the first time, it has now been learned why the Apples had all but disappeared.
As below photos and video will show, it has been discovered that the Apples went deep undercover in early Spring and began a training regiment that led to their recent successful assault and summit of Thompson Peak in the Trinity Alps Wilderness of Northern California.
A far cry from softball, the Apples climbing adventure is one for the record books. "Wow and Wow" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt upon his return to Nashville following the 5 day adventure.
For some, the trip to base camp would have been enough of an adventure. For the Apples, the hike to camp was just the beginning. Following a 4 hour cross country flight from Nashville to Sacramento the Apples then drove 5 hours to find themselves deep in the wilderness of Northern California. "We're not in Kansas anymore" said Apple Patty Pender as she joined Bernitt and Team High Altitude Trainer Rob Carter at the trail head that would take them along the aptly named Grizzly Trail leading to the base camp that would act as the final staging ground before the Apple attempt at the Thompson Peak Summit.
"The hike in was a nice way to warm up and get the blood going" said Carter as the Apples slapped 40 pound packs on their backs and made the 8 mile hike up and down countless mountains en route to base camp. "I can see where Bigfoot would like this area" added Pender as she described the dense forest of 200 foot tall redwood trees that continued for miles in all directions. "Simply amazing" said Bernitt in an effort to describe the beauty witnessed by the Apples as they navigated the trail put forth by Mother Nature. "And the smell" added Bernitt, "you really can't explain it, powerful whiffs of pine against the otherwise clean air of the mountains." "There is nothing quite like it" said Bernitt.
Nearing dusk, and after hiking in the mountains for nearly 6 hours the payoff for the was worth the effort as the 2010 Climbing Apples got their first view of Thompson Peak. "Wow" said Pender as the Apples looked high into the sky at the summit they had come to conquer. "Wow" said Pender again as her voiced echoed across the Alpine Meadow that would become base camp for the Apples.
Following the night of sleeping among the deer and with what seemed like millions of stars overhead, the Apples woke to a clear crisp day to begin their approach to the summit of Thompson Peak that loomed large in the distant at still 3 miles away.
First up for the Apples was a stroll through the meadow as they approached the first major obstacle they would face as the day unfolded, a nearly vertical 800 foot rock climb out of the valley to the top of the waterfall and Grizzly Lake.
"I would be lying if I said I wasn't scared" said Bernitt as he described the Class 4 Free Climbing the Apples faced as they scaled the first and perhaps most dangerous pitch of the climb. "When you're balancing on a few rocks at a 70 degree incline and with a fall of 500 feet below you, you can't help but think, WHAT THE HECK AM I DOING HERE!!"
Following the nearly 800 foot scramble and cliff assault, and for the first time in nearly 2 hours the Apples then found themselves on level ground again. "It was nice to stand up straight and not have to climb for a while" said Pender as she then described the magnificence of Grizzly Lake that lay hidden from the world at 800 feet above the valley floor. "Crystal clear water and still frozen over with beautiful blue ice in areas" added Pender as she replayed the efforts of the Apples to filter water and refill their canteens as they readied for the real reason they had come; to make it to the top!
Now at the top of the waterfall and with a hop, skip and a jump across the lip, the Apples set their sights on the prize and began the trek to the summit of Thompson Peak that had now grown larger in the sky.
Leading the way on the final summit charge was Eagle Scout and mountain climber extraordinaire Rob Carter from Franklin, TN. "I had tried twice before to reach the summit here and the mountain denied me both times" said Carter as he told the tale of previous attempts in which he had been turned back near the top by blinding white out snow conditions. "The key to any safe climb is knowing when to stop" added Carter as he reiterated the mountain climbers mantra, "you don't beat the mountain, she lets you win sometimes."
Still over a mile from the summit, and climbing at a constant incline, the Apples soon found themselves at the beginning of a 500 foot wide snow field that wrapped the summit like a bandanna around the neck of the gray lady called Thompson Peak.
Ice axes at the ready, the Apples methodically worked their way through the snow field as they entered the climbers zone that found them focused on taking one step at a time. "It's an odd sensation" said Pender, "a few hours ago you're climbing in the heat and the next thing you know you find yourself in snow and ice."
Now through the snow field the Apples found themselves with just under a quarter mile left to the summit. "It looked so close and yet still so far away" added Pender as she described the final assault. "There's no path, no dotted lines to follow" said Pender as she described the hand over hand climbing that followed.
"The boulders were as big as cars" continued Pender as she told of the final scramble to the top. "You just take it a few feet at a time, you make a move, you look for an angle and keep going"
"You'll know your at the top when you run out of rocks to climb" shouted Carter as he voiced guided the Apples over the final 50 feet of the summit assault. With one last effort and push, they had made it. Success! Summit reached!
"Spectacular" chimed Bernitt as he joined Carter and Pender at the peak. "Simply spectacular" Now standing on the top of their world the Apples were treated to a view that words cannot explain. As far as the eye could see in all directions were the mountains and valleys of the Trinity Alps Wilderness. "Victory" added Pender as she sat on the granite rock that was the summit of Thompson Peak, "Victory" she said again as the Apples paused to take in the beauty and snap a few pictures for history.
Of course what goes up must come down. And so it was for the Apples. After 15 minutes to enjoy the scenery and realize their accomplishment it was time to begin the long trek down the mountain and back to level ground. "We realized that we needed to get going if we wanted to get back to camp before dark" Pender said as she talked of the Apples adventure. "The easiest way to describe it is like this" continued Pender, "go outside and walk 1 mile around your block or neighborhood." "It will probably take you twenty minutes to walk that mile." "Well today it was just under 3 miles from our camp to the summit and it took us over 8 hours to climb those 3 miles." "That gives you an idea of what was involved to get to the top."
After leaving the summit and beginning the trek down, the Apples soon realized the value brought to the day by the experience of mountaineer Rob Carter. For when the climbing team reached the snow fields coming down, it was Carter who took a few minutes to show and teach Pender and Bernitt the art of the "Glasade"
Using their ice axes as a wedge and break, the Apples in turn sat in the snow and slid down the 500 foot slope towards the timberline below. "Talk about a rush" said Pender as she described the maneuver, "yeah it was very cold on the buttocks but it was worth it." Added expedition leader Carter, "that 15 minutes of sliding down the mountain knocked about 2 hours off the hike down." "It was either slide down or walk down, I think we made the right decision."
Once at the bottom of the snow field it was again time to walk. For the next 2 hours the Apples weaved and wove their way through the lush greenery of the mountain timberline as the made their back to Grizzly Lake and the "mental" halfway point of the descent.
"It's all downhill from here" said Bernitt as the Apples again crossed the waterfall and skirted the 800 foot drop off that was less than 5 feet away. "Next stop, camp and champagne" Pender then said as she took the lead and led the Apples back down the cliff face that had challenged the Apple trio 11 hours earlier in the day.
An hour later and 12 hours after they had started, the Apples returned to base camp having done what they had set out to do, they had climbed to the mountain top, they had reached the summit.
With evening falling and the Apples toasting their accomplishment with Summit Wine, the talk turned to the next day. "We have another 8 mile hike to go with full pack" said Bernitt as he Pender and Carter prepared to call it a day.
And so it was, as dark covered the valley and brought an end to an amazing day, all that could be heard was the distant roaring of the waterfall and the familiar sound of that now famous cheer.......................
How bout them Apples !
**pictures below**
Wow
Trinity Alps Wilderness
Northern California
For the past few months rumours have swirled around the noticeable absence of the Apples and the nearly world famous Apples Coed Softball Blog.
Normally a fixture in Spring and Summer sports activities in Nashville, the Apples had all but vanished in 2010. In a story to be told here for the first time, it has now been learned why the Apples had all but disappeared.
As below photos and video will show, it has been discovered that the Apples went deep undercover in early Spring and began a training regiment that led to their recent successful assault and summit of Thompson Peak in the Trinity Alps Wilderness of Northern California.
A far cry from softball, the Apples climbing adventure is one for the record books. "Wow and Wow" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt upon his return to Nashville following the 5 day adventure.
For some, the trip to base camp would have been enough of an adventure. For the Apples, the hike to camp was just the beginning. Following a 4 hour cross country flight from Nashville to Sacramento the Apples then drove 5 hours to find themselves deep in the wilderness of Northern California. "We're not in Kansas anymore" said Apple Patty Pender as she joined Bernitt and Team High Altitude Trainer Rob Carter at the trail head that would take them along the aptly named Grizzly Trail leading to the base camp that would act as the final staging ground before the Apple attempt at the Thompson Peak Summit.
"The hike in was a nice way to warm up and get the blood going" said Carter as the Apples slapped 40 pound packs on their backs and made the 8 mile hike up and down countless mountains en route to base camp. "I can see where Bigfoot would like this area" added Pender as she described the dense forest of 200 foot tall redwood trees that continued for miles in all directions. "Simply amazing" said Bernitt in an effort to describe the beauty witnessed by the Apples as they navigated the trail put forth by Mother Nature. "And the smell" added Bernitt, "you really can't explain it, powerful whiffs of pine against the otherwise clean air of the mountains." "There is nothing quite like it" said Bernitt.
Nearing dusk, and after hiking in the mountains for nearly 6 hours the payoff for the was worth the effort as the 2010 Climbing Apples got their first view of Thompson Peak. "Wow" said Pender as the Apples looked high into the sky at the summit they had come to conquer. "Wow" said Pender again as her voiced echoed across the Alpine Meadow that would become base camp for the Apples.
Following the night of sleeping among the deer and with what seemed like millions of stars overhead, the Apples woke to a clear crisp day to begin their approach to the summit of Thompson Peak that loomed large in the distant at still 3 miles away.
First up for the Apples was a stroll through the meadow as they approached the first major obstacle they would face as the day unfolded, a nearly vertical 800 foot rock climb out of the valley to the top of the waterfall and Grizzly Lake.
"I would be lying if I said I wasn't scared" said Bernitt as he described the Class 4 Free Climbing the Apples faced as they scaled the first and perhaps most dangerous pitch of the climb. "When you're balancing on a few rocks at a 70 degree incline and with a fall of 500 feet below you, you can't help but think, WHAT THE HECK AM I DOING HERE!!"
Following the nearly 800 foot scramble and cliff assault, and for the first time in nearly 2 hours the Apples then found themselves on level ground again. "It was nice to stand up straight and not have to climb for a while" said Pender as she then described the magnificence of Grizzly Lake that lay hidden from the world at 800 feet above the valley floor. "Crystal clear water and still frozen over with beautiful blue ice in areas" added Pender as she replayed the efforts of the Apples to filter water and refill their canteens as they readied for the real reason they had come; to make it to the top!
Now at the top of the waterfall and with a hop, skip and a jump across the lip, the Apples set their sights on the prize and began the trek to the summit of Thompson Peak that had now grown larger in the sky.
Leading the way on the final summit charge was Eagle Scout and mountain climber extraordinaire Rob Carter from Franklin, TN. "I had tried twice before to reach the summit here and the mountain denied me both times" said Carter as he told the tale of previous attempts in which he had been turned back near the top by blinding white out snow conditions. "The key to any safe climb is knowing when to stop" added Carter as he reiterated the mountain climbers mantra, "you don't beat the mountain, she lets you win sometimes."
Still over a mile from the summit, and climbing at a constant incline, the Apples soon found themselves at the beginning of a 500 foot wide snow field that wrapped the summit like a bandanna around the neck of the gray lady called Thompson Peak.
Ice axes at the ready, the Apples methodically worked their way through the snow field as they entered the climbers zone that found them focused on taking one step at a time. "It's an odd sensation" said Pender, "a few hours ago you're climbing in the heat and the next thing you know you find yourself in snow and ice."
Now through the snow field the Apples found themselves with just under a quarter mile left to the summit. "It looked so close and yet still so far away" added Pender as she described the final assault. "There's no path, no dotted lines to follow" said Pender as she described the hand over hand climbing that followed.
"The boulders were as big as cars" continued Pender as she told of the final scramble to the top. "You just take it a few feet at a time, you make a move, you look for an angle and keep going"
"You'll know your at the top when you run out of rocks to climb" shouted Carter as he voiced guided the Apples over the final 50 feet of the summit assault. With one last effort and push, they had made it. Success! Summit reached!
"Spectacular" chimed Bernitt as he joined Carter and Pender at the peak. "Simply spectacular" Now standing on the top of their world the Apples were treated to a view that words cannot explain. As far as the eye could see in all directions were the mountains and valleys of the Trinity Alps Wilderness. "Victory" added Pender as she sat on the granite rock that was the summit of Thompson Peak, "Victory" she said again as the Apples paused to take in the beauty and snap a few pictures for history.
Of course what goes up must come down. And so it was for the Apples. After 15 minutes to enjoy the scenery and realize their accomplishment it was time to begin the long trek down the mountain and back to level ground. "We realized that we needed to get going if we wanted to get back to camp before dark" Pender said as she talked of the Apples adventure. "The easiest way to describe it is like this" continued Pender, "go outside and walk 1 mile around your block or neighborhood." "It will probably take you twenty minutes to walk that mile." "Well today it was just under 3 miles from our camp to the summit and it took us over 8 hours to climb those 3 miles." "That gives you an idea of what was involved to get to the top."
After leaving the summit and beginning the trek down, the Apples soon realized the value brought to the day by the experience of mountaineer Rob Carter. For when the climbing team reached the snow fields coming down, it was Carter who took a few minutes to show and teach Pender and Bernitt the art of the "Glasade"
Using their ice axes as a wedge and break, the Apples in turn sat in the snow and slid down the 500 foot slope towards the timberline below. "Talk about a rush" said Pender as she described the maneuver, "yeah it was very cold on the buttocks but it was worth it." Added expedition leader Carter, "that 15 minutes of sliding down the mountain knocked about 2 hours off the hike down." "It was either slide down or walk down, I think we made the right decision."
Once at the bottom of the snow field it was again time to walk. For the next 2 hours the Apples weaved and wove their way through the lush greenery of the mountain timberline as the made their back to Grizzly Lake and the "mental" halfway point of the descent.
"It's all downhill from here" said Bernitt as the Apples again crossed the waterfall and skirted the 800 foot drop off that was less than 5 feet away. "Next stop, camp and champagne" Pender then said as she took the lead and led the Apples back down the cliff face that had challenged the Apple trio 11 hours earlier in the day.
An hour later and 12 hours after they had started, the Apples returned to base camp having done what they had set out to do, they had climbed to the mountain top, they had reached the summit.
With evening falling and the Apples toasting their accomplishment with Summit Wine, the talk turned to the next day. "We have another 8 mile hike to go with full pack" said Bernitt as he Pender and Carter prepared to call it a day.
And so it was, as dark covered the valley and brought an end to an amazing day, all that could be heard was the distant roaring of the waterfall and the familiar sound of that now famous cheer.......................
How bout them Apples !
**pictures below**
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Apples Married
Wisekal - Goldstein Tie Knot
Will Call Arizona Home
Yeababy
Phoenix,AZ.
Following weeks of speculation and rampant rumor throughout Nashville and the desert Southwest, it has today been confirmed that Apples Chris Wisekal and Rachel Goldstein are now officially husband and wife.
"Give me a break fellas we're on our honeymoon" gushed Apple Chris Wisekal through a partially opened door at the newlyweds suburban Phoenix estate.
"Chris....the hot tub and I miss you" sang the new bride as she poured fresh glasses of Apple champagne on the back deck.
"Sorry boys, I gotta go" said the groom as he slammed the door shut and raced with excitement to join his bride.
Still in full honeymoon glow, the couple has let it be known that they were married in a super secret private ceremony earlier this Spring. "They're both very private people so I'm not surprised to hear about their marriage this way" replied Apple Christi Copous when contacted in Nashville.
Copous then refused to answer questions about a recent business trip she took to Arizona which has led some to believe that she was perhaps at the wedding. "Bite me" snapped Copous when pressed for information about what she knew and when she knew it regarding the wedding announcement.
Additional efforts to speak with Chris and Rachel were unsuccessful as the couple cranked up the in house stereo system and turned up the heat of the hot tub.
And so it goes, what once was a rumor is now a fact.
On behalf of the entire Apple family, Cheers to Chris and Rachel Wisekal !!
No truer words have ever been spoken; How bout them Apples
Will Call Arizona Home
Yeababy
Phoenix,AZ.
Following weeks of speculation and rampant rumor throughout Nashville and the desert Southwest, it has today been confirmed that Apples Chris Wisekal and Rachel Goldstein are now officially husband and wife.
"Give me a break fellas we're on our honeymoon" gushed Apple Chris Wisekal through a partially opened door at the newlyweds suburban Phoenix estate.
"Chris....the hot tub and I miss you" sang the new bride as she poured fresh glasses of Apple champagne on the back deck.
"Sorry boys, I gotta go" said the groom as he slammed the door shut and raced with excitement to join his bride.
Still in full honeymoon glow, the couple has let it be known that they were married in a super secret private ceremony earlier this Spring. "They're both very private people so I'm not surprised to hear about their marriage this way" replied Apple Christi Copous when contacted in Nashville.
Copous then refused to answer questions about a recent business trip she took to Arizona which has led some to believe that she was perhaps at the wedding. "Bite me" snapped Copous when pressed for information about what she knew and when she knew it regarding the wedding announcement.
Additional efforts to speak with Chris and Rachel were unsuccessful as the couple cranked up the in house stereo system and turned up the heat of the hot tub.
And so it goes, what once was a rumor is now a fact.
On behalf of the entire Apple family, Cheers to Chris and Rachel Wisekal !!
No truer words have ever been spoken; How bout them Apples
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Apples visit White House
Apples in D.C.
POTUS welcomes Apples
Wethepeople
Washington D.C.
In a trip not made public until it had concluded, it was today learned that the Apples this past weekend made a surprise visit to Washington D.C. as special guest of Barack Obama.
As is often the case, security issues prohibited the Apples from announcing their visit in advance. "We've been known to ruffle a few feathers in D.C." so we thought it best that we not make a big deal about the trip said AGFHOF Don Bernitt as he stepped off team plane Apple 1 following the teams return trip to Nashville.
The Apples visit to D.C. included an Easter Sunrise service at the Jefferson Memorial followed by a trip to visit the first family. "Not sure where the mix up happened but the President apparently had the dates wrong and was not home when we went by the White House" said Apple Patty Pender before climbing into a Secret Service limo for a 2 hour visit to Arlington National Cemetery.
"Arlington is a special place of hallowed grounds" said Bernitt as he described the visit that included viewings of the Changing of the Guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and quiet moments at the graves of John F Kennedy, Robert F Kennedy, Ted Kennedy and astronauts from the Challenger and Discovery disasters.
Before departing Arlington for their return to Nashville, the Apples also were seen visiting the recently open memorial to all American women who have served in our countries armed forces. Not lost on the moment was the fact that Apple Patty Pender is herself a veteran having flown helicopters in the United States Army before joining the Apples as starting center fielder and team pilot.
**** PHOTOS BELOW ****
The Apples enjoyed the famous Cherry Blossom Festival in D.C.
JFK and the Eternal Flame
Apple pilot Patty Pender, an American Veteran
Tomb of the Unknowns
Challenger and Discovery Astronauts at Arlington
The Apples were seen at a sunrise service at the Jefferson Memorial
POTUS welcomes Apples
Wethepeople
Washington D.C.
In a trip not made public until it had concluded, it was today learned that the Apples this past weekend made a surprise visit to Washington D.C. as special guest of Barack Obama.
As is often the case, security issues prohibited the Apples from announcing their visit in advance. "We've been known to ruffle a few feathers in D.C." so we thought it best that we not make a big deal about the trip said AGFHOF Don Bernitt as he stepped off team plane Apple 1 following the teams return trip to Nashville.
The Apples visit to D.C. included an Easter Sunrise service at the Jefferson Memorial followed by a trip to visit the first family. "Not sure where the mix up happened but the President apparently had the dates wrong and was not home when we went by the White House" said Apple Patty Pender before climbing into a Secret Service limo for a 2 hour visit to Arlington National Cemetery.
"Arlington is a special place of hallowed grounds" said Bernitt as he described the visit that included viewings of the Changing of the Guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and quiet moments at the graves of John F Kennedy, Robert F Kennedy, Ted Kennedy and astronauts from the Challenger and Discovery disasters.
Before departing Arlington for their return to Nashville, the Apples also were seen visiting the recently open memorial to all American women who have served in our countries armed forces. Not lost on the moment was the fact that Apple Patty Pender is herself a veteran having flown helicopters in the United States Army before joining the Apples as starting center fielder and team pilot.
**** PHOTOS BELOW ****
The Apples enjoyed the famous Cherry Blossom Festival in D.C.
JFK and the Eternal Flame
Apple pilot Patty Pender, an American Veteran
Tomb of the Unknowns
Challenger and Discovery Astronauts at Arlington
The Apples were seen at a sunrise service at the Jefferson Memorial
Friday, March 26, 2010
Bernitt & Oliver to Announce
Decision Time Nears
Tic Toc Tic Toc
Nashville
Collegepreptoday
After a gruelling and often times stressful recruiting period, it has been learned that future Apples Chris Bernitt of Roanoke, Virginia and Jeff (JMan)Oliver of Newark,Delaware are now within days, or perhaps even hours of announcing their decisions on their college selections.
Bernitt, a 3 time Golf Digest "Star of Tomorrow" was rumored to have narrowed his choices to Big 10 powerhouse Penn State and the ACC's Wake Forest. However, sources close to Bernitt and speaking only on the condition of anonymity have indicated that a late run by the University of Virginia may sway Bernitt in the 11th hour. When contacted via text message, Bernitt replied by texting...i let u no ltor
Oliver,the hard throwing right hander from Caravel Academy who this past Jan. 1st joined the world renowned Polar Bear club along with his cousin Chris is reported to have eliminated both Stanford and Washington University from his list of potential selections and is now focusing on Vanderbilt and Penn State Medical. When contacted via text message, Oliver relied.. what chris said..
Along with these two future Apples, the sports world is also awaiting the pending announcement of Jeremy Bernitt of Potomac, MD. When contacted via text message, Jeremy replied..call my people.
And so it goes, as the next generation of Apples begin to bloom we have reached the point of "hurry up and wait."
Regardless where they go to college there is one thing they will all say for sure....
How bout them Nittany Lions, Demon Deacons, Cavaliers, Orangeman,Greenwave, APPLES!!
Tic Toc Tic Toc
Nashville
Collegepreptoday
After a gruelling and often times stressful recruiting period, it has been learned that future Apples Chris Bernitt of Roanoke, Virginia and Jeff (JMan)Oliver of Newark,Delaware are now within days, or perhaps even hours of announcing their decisions on their college selections.
Bernitt, a 3 time Golf Digest "Star of Tomorrow" was rumored to have narrowed his choices to Big 10 powerhouse Penn State and the ACC's Wake Forest. However, sources close to Bernitt and speaking only on the condition of anonymity have indicated that a late run by the University of Virginia may sway Bernitt in the 11th hour. When contacted via text message, Bernitt replied by texting...i let u no ltor
Oliver,the hard throwing right hander from Caravel Academy who this past Jan. 1st joined the world renowned Polar Bear club along with his cousin Chris is reported to have eliminated both Stanford and Washington University from his list of potential selections and is now focusing on Vanderbilt and Penn State Medical. When contacted via text message, Oliver relied.. what chris said..
Along with these two future Apples, the sports world is also awaiting the pending announcement of Jeremy Bernitt of Potomac, MD. When contacted via text message, Jeremy replied..call my people.
And so it goes, as the next generation of Apples begin to bloom we have reached the point of "hurry up and wait."
Regardless where they go to college there is one thing they will all say for sure....
How bout them Nittany Lions, Demon Deacons, Cavaliers, Orangeman,Greenwave, APPLES!!
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Apples In Paradise Scare
Exuma, Bahamas
"A week in Paradise, with an afternoon scare." The words spoken by AGFHOF Don Bernitt upon arriving back in Nashville following a week of sun and fun in the Bahamas.
As special envoys to team founder John Beasley, the Apples last week traveled to the remote island of Great Exuma, Bahamas as part of an international goodwill tour to spread Coed Softball throughout the Caribbean.
In what was their first ever visit to the Bahamas, the Apples, like others before them found themselves treated to the stunning beauty of the white sand beaches and beautiful aqua blue waters of the Caribbean.
After several days of clinics to teach the finer points of softball to the locals, the Apples then boarded a private yacht for what was to be a day of island hopping and relaxation. Instead, the day turned nearly tragic as the Apples were victims of a rouge ocean wave that capsized their boat and had them fighting for their lives.
"Something didn't feel right" said Apple Patty Pender when describing the events of the harrowing afternoon. "We were exploring the islands when it happened. I saw these pigs, pigs I tell ya swimming in the ocean." "I've heard of pigs flying but never of pigs swimming" Pender added as she described the moments leading up to the capsizing.
"All of a sudden it was like someone threw me out of a golf cart, I was laying on the ground wondering what had happened." In reality, Pender and the Apples had been thrown from the boat and found themselves stranded on a island in the middle of the ocean.
Pender then relayed how she saw a bloodied Bernitt stumbling around the beach trying to regain his composure while sharks began to circle in the area. "I knew we were going to have to find a source of food, so I went in after them" Pender continued as described the hours that followed.
In addition to battling the Great White Sharks, the Apples soon discovered the island was also home to a colony of Iguanas. "Their fast little buggers, but boy are they good" added Pender when telling of a lunch of Conch, Shark and Iguana salad.
It was of good fortune that the yacht on which the Apples had traveled was equipped with a distress beacon signal that pinged out their remote location. In what seemed like both hours and days, the Apples were later that afternoon picked up by the Bahama Coast Guard and returned to the safety of the Grand Exuma and soon after escorted to the airport for their exit from the country and return to TN.
Attempts to reach authorities in the Bahamas to confirm the Apple visit and near death experience have been so far unsuccessful. It has however been learned that both the governments of China and the Bahamas have contacted Google and asked that all websites relating to Apple activity be censored or removed from the world wide web.
***PHOTOS BELOW***
The view from the Apples villa. The beauty and peace were soon shattered
The swimming pigs were a sign that something was wrong
"Yep, it's a pig"
The Apples were stranded on a remote Caribbean island
"They taste like chicken" said Bernitt when asked about the Iguanas
With blood in the water, sharks began to circle
Pender entered the water for hand to tail combat with the killer sharks
Bernitt and Pender were in good spirts when rescued from the remote island
"A week in Paradise, with an afternoon scare." The words spoken by AGFHOF Don Bernitt upon arriving back in Nashville following a week of sun and fun in the Bahamas.
As special envoys to team founder John Beasley, the Apples last week traveled to the remote island of Great Exuma, Bahamas as part of an international goodwill tour to spread Coed Softball throughout the Caribbean.
In what was their first ever visit to the Bahamas, the Apples, like others before them found themselves treated to the stunning beauty of the white sand beaches and beautiful aqua blue waters of the Caribbean.
After several days of clinics to teach the finer points of softball to the locals, the Apples then boarded a private yacht for what was to be a day of island hopping and relaxation. Instead, the day turned nearly tragic as the Apples were victims of a rouge ocean wave that capsized their boat and had them fighting for their lives.
"Something didn't feel right" said Apple Patty Pender when describing the events of the harrowing afternoon. "We were exploring the islands when it happened. I saw these pigs, pigs I tell ya swimming in the ocean." "I've heard of pigs flying but never of pigs swimming" Pender added as she described the moments leading up to the capsizing.
"All of a sudden it was like someone threw me out of a golf cart, I was laying on the ground wondering what had happened." In reality, Pender and the Apples had been thrown from the boat and found themselves stranded on a island in the middle of the ocean.
Pender then relayed how she saw a bloodied Bernitt stumbling around the beach trying to regain his composure while sharks began to circle in the area. "I knew we were going to have to find a source of food, so I went in after them" Pender continued as described the hours that followed.
In addition to battling the Great White Sharks, the Apples soon discovered the island was also home to a colony of Iguanas. "Their fast little buggers, but boy are they good" added Pender when telling of a lunch of Conch, Shark and Iguana salad.
It was of good fortune that the yacht on which the Apples had traveled was equipped with a distress beacon signal that pinged out their remote location. In what seemed like both hours and days, the Apples were later that afternoon picked up by the Bahama Coast Guard and returned to the safety of the Grand Exuma and soon after escorted to the airport for their exit from the country and return to TN.
Attempts to reach authorities in the Bahamas to confirm the Apple visit and near death experience have been so far unsuccessful. It has however been learned that both the governments of China and the Bahamas have contacted Google and asked that all websites relating to Apple activity be censored or removed from the world wide web.
***PHOTOS BELOW***
The view from the Apples villa. The beauty and peace were soon shattered
The swimming pigs were a sign that something was wrong
"Yep, it's a pig"
The Apples were stranded on a remote Caribbean island
"They taste like chicken" said Bernitt when asked about the Iguanas
With blood in the water, sharks began to circle
Pender entered the water for hand to tail combat with the killer sharks
Bernitt and Pender were in good spirts when rescued from the remote island
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
APPLES SLAM GROUNDHOG
Punxsutawney Phil Sees Shadow
Apples Don't Care
Whataboutglobalwarming.
The worlds most famous groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, saw his shadow this morning and by doing so predicted six more weeks of winter.
"Give me a break" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt when he learned of Phils proclamation. Following a morning walk through the snow and ice outside the Apple compound in suburban Nashville, TN a then noticeably irate Bernitt questioned the politics and motives behind the morning announcement from Gobblers Knob, PA.
"This is no doubt a conspiracy brought on by teabaggers and other global warming deniers" added Bernitt. "Everyone knows that we are in the midst of epic climate change brought on by greedy American corporations that would not hesitate to destroy the environment for the sack of the almighty dollar."
"Look at the video from Punxsutawney this morning, the resaon the damn groundhog didn't see his shadow was because of the CO2 emissions being spewed from the coal mines across the road." "I'm surprised Punzsutawney Phil wasn't wearing an oxygen mask considering all the poison that the money grubbing bastards have let loose in the air."
"Heck, we have daffodils coming up near the bullpens already" continued Bernitt as he described how Spring practice starts earlier and earlier each year. "It use to be that we would enjoy the off season holidays and get to Valentines Day before it warmed up enough to shake the mud off our cleats, but not anymore." "It seems like the older we get, the more time it takes to get into shape to play ball" Bernitt said as he rubbed BenGay on his throwing shoulder that he injured in a sledding accident over the weekend.
"It absolutely makes me sick to my stomach that we have people who either don't know or don't care about what we are doing to the environment around us. "It's time for people to wake up and smell the early blooming roses." "It's time we listen to Al Gore, Groundhog Day is a day to spread misinformation and make millions of dollars in the process."
Go Solar, Go Green, Go Apples!
Apples Don't Care
Whataboutglobalwarming.
The worlds most famous groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, saw his shadow this morning and by doing so predicted six more weeks of winter.
"Give me a break" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt when he learned of Phils proclamation. Following a morning walk through the snow and ice outside the Apple compound in suburban Nashville, TN a then noticeably irate Bernitt questioned the politics and motives behind the morning announcement from Gobblers Knob, PA.
"This is no doubt a conspiracy brought on by teabaggers and other global warming deniers" added Bernitt. "Everyone knows that we are in the midst of epic climate change brought on by greedy American corporations that would not hesitate to destroy the environment for the sack of the almighty dollar."
"Look at the video from Punxsutawney this morning, the resaon the damn groundhog didn't see his shadow was because of the CO2 emissions being spewed from the coal mines across the road." "I'm surprised Punzsutawney Phil wasn't wearing an oxygen mask considering all the poison that the money grubbing bastards have let loose in the air."
"Heck, we have daffodils coming up near the bullpens already" continued Bernitt as he described how Spring practice starts earlier and earlier each year. "It use to be that we would enjoy the off season holidays and get to Valentines Day before it warmed up enough to shake the mud off our cleats, but not anymore." "It seems like the older we get, the more time it takes to get into shape to play ball" Bernitt said as he rubbed BenGay on his throwing shoulder that he injured in a sledding accident over the weekend.
"It absolutely makes me sick to my stomach that we have people who either don't know or don't care about what we are doing to the environment around us. "It's time for people to wake up and smell the early blooming roses." "It's time we listen to Al Gore, Groundhog Day is a day to spread misinformation and make millions of dollars in the process."
Go Solar, Go Green, Go Apples!
Monday, December 21, 2009
APPLES WELCOME SPRINGTIME
Spring Has Sprung
Look For Robins
Daysgettinglonger
Nashville, TN
In an annual rite of passage, the Apples today toast the calender and welcome Springtime back to all.
The Apple proclamation, made following this past weekends record setting snowfall in the Northeastern U.S. was received by many with the normal confusion and questions that often follow any Apple off the field statements of opinion.
"I don't know what that guy is thinking, but it sounds to me like he is going nuts" said Chris Bernitt of Roanoke, VA. when asked to comment on his Uncle, AGFHOF Don Bernitt's comments. "I just got done shoveling 24 inches of snow off the driveway, while the Apples sit down in snow free Tennessee talking about Springtime. I don't get it" concluded the worn out Virginian.
"Springtime? Springtime? are you kidding me? Springtime?" added Matty Oliver of Newark DE when he first read the Apple declaration. "I just got kicked in the face playing football in over 2 feet of snow and the Apples are saying it's Springtime?" "I gave up trying to figure those guys out a long time ago" added Oliver before heading back out for the second half of Snow Bowl 2009
"I have to agree with my cousins, I'm worried about my Uncle's state of mind" said Potomac MD high school senior Jeremy Bernitt when contacted for comment on the Apple press release." "We have people who shovel our snow for us and it looks like they are working awful hard out there" added Jeremy as he unpacked his travel bags after his weekend trip to the Titans - Dolphins game was cancelled due to the 27 inches of snow that fell in the Washington DC suburbs.
As is often the case with the Apples, further investigation into their thought processes has shed just enough insight for several to agree with today's Springtime celebration. "I like the way they think" said Lauren Litwack of Parkton, MD as she learned the details behind the Apples welcoming of Spring.
"Today, Dec. 21st is the shortest day off sunlight of the year" said Lauren as she took a break from Facebook posting to talk about the Apples. "Most people say it's the first day of Winter, but if you think about it, beginning tomorrow the days start getting longer again, so maybe my Uncle is on to something when he says we should look at it as the beginning of Spring." "I know my Puffins like Springtime better, so I'm joining the Apples and welcoming Spring back" concluded Lauren as she set off to ride her sled down the snow covered hill in her back yard.
And so it goes, to most "normal" people, today is the first day of Winter. However, to the Apples, it's the first day of Spring. "I'll tell you what" said Don Bernitt when asked to comment about today's Apple tid bits, when you're driving home today or tomorrow, or just sitting around getting ready for Christmas, look around and you will say, "hey did you notice that it's staying lighter later each evening now"
Think Spring and........How bout them Apples!
Look For Robins
Daysgettinglonger
Nashville, TN
In an annual rite of passage, the Apples today toast the calender and welcome Springtime back to all.
The Apple proclamation, made following this past weekends record setting snowfall in the Northeastern U.S. was received by many with the normal confusion and questions that often follow any Apple off the field statements of opinion.
"I don't know what that guy is thinking, but it sounds to me like he is going nuts" said Chris Bernitt of Roanoke, VA. when asked to comment on his Uncle, AGFHOF Don Bernitt's comments. "I just got done shoveling 24 inches of snow off the driveway, while the Apples sit down in snow free Tennessee talking about Springtime. I don't get it" concluded the worn out Virginian.
"Springtime? Springtime? are you kidding me? Springtime?" added Matty Oliver of Newark DE when he first read the Apple declaration. "I just got kicked in the face playing football in over 2 feet of snow and the Apples are saying it's Springtime?" "I gave up trying to figure those guys out a long time ago" added Oliver before heading back out for the second half of Snow Bowl 2009
"I have to agree with my cousins, I'm worried about my Uncle's state of mind" said Potomac MD high school senior Jeremy Bernitt when contacted for comment on the Apple press release." "We have people who shovel our snow for us and it looks like they are working awful hard out there" added Jeremy as he unpacked his travel bags after his weekend trip to the Titans - Dolphins game was cancelled due to the 27 inches of snow that fell in the Washington DC suburbs.
As is often the case with the Apples, further investigation into their thought processes has shed just enough insight for several to agree with today's Springtime celebration. "I like the way they think" said Lauren Litwack of Parkton, MD as she learned the details behind the Apples welcoming of Spring.
"Today, Dec. 21st is the shortest day off sunlight of the year" said Lauren as she took a break from Facebook posting to talk about the Apples. "Most people say it's the first day of Winter, but if you think about it, beginning tomorrow the days start getting longer again, so maybe my Uncle is on to something when he says we should look at it as the beginning of Spring." "I know my Puffins like Springtime better, so I'm joining the Apples and welcoming Spring back" concluded Lauren as she set off to ride her sled down the snow covered hill in her back yard.
And so it goes, to most "normal" people, today is the first day of Winter. However, to the Apples, it's the first day of Spring. "I'll tell you what" said Don Bernitt when asked to comment about today's Apple tid bits, when you're driving home today or tomorrow, or just sitting around getting ready for Christmas, look around and you will say, "hey did you notice that it's staying lighter later each evening now"
Think Spring and........How bout them Apples!
Monday, December 14, 2009
APPLE INJURED
One Car Accident Injures Apple
Cold and Rain Involved
Thathadtohurt
Nashville
The combination of 2 days of rain, and the seasons first below freezing temperatures appear to have played a part in what is being described by the Nashville Police Department as a "one vehicle" accident this past weekend.
Although details remain sketchy, it is being reported the AGFHOF Don Bernitt sustained minor injuries over the weekend when he crashed his late model Honda into a wood fence at the teams headquarters.
Emergency response teams at the accident scene say Bernitt appears to have turned into the team driveway at a high rate of speed and then was unable to stop his vehicle before plowing through a wood fence and into a bamboo grove.
Unconfirmed reports have also added that it was fellow Apple Patty Pender who first arrived on the crash site and attended to Bernitt after first smashing the car windows out with a softball bat.
Neither Bernitt or Pender could be reached for comment following the crash which only added to the speculation that there was more to the accident story then has been reported.
In addition to the odd silence from the Apple camp after the accident, it has also been learned that for the past several weeks there have been several stories leaked from the teams off season compound that suggest that all is not well with the Apples.
One such leaked story claims there are both email and text messages that will show Bernitt has recently been spotted taking batting practice at a local high school gym with a team other then the Apples. If true, this out of season practice will only add to the speculation that Bernitt is planning on leaving the Apples prior to the start of the 2010 season.
With Christmas and the New Years upon us, it may be tough to get to the bottom of this story for several weeks. If past history is a clue, the Apples will be laying low for the rest of the calander year as they join with family and friends to celebrate the holidays.
Come January, it's any one's guess. Will the Apples survive the turmoil that swirls around them, or will they spin out of control and bring an end to the history that is the Apples?
For now, there is no answer to that question or to the questions that surround the weekend crash. For better or for worse, there is but one thing left to say......
How bout them Apples !!
Cold and Rain Involved
Thathadtohurt
Nashville
The combination of 2 days of rain, and the seasons first below freezing temperatures appear to have played a part in what is being described by the Nashville Police Department as a "one vehicle" accident this past weekend.
Although details remain sketchy, it is being reported the AGFHOF Don Bernitt sustained minor injuries over the weekend when he crashed his late model Honda into a wood fence at the teams headquarters.
Emergency response teams at the accident scene say Bernitt appears to have turned into the team driveway at a high rate of speed and then was unable to stop his vehicle before plowing through a wood fence and into a bamboo grove.
Unconfirmed reports have also added that it was fellow Apple Patty Pender who first arrived on the crash site and attended to Bernitt after first smashing the car windows out with a softball bat.
Neither Bernitt or Pender could be reached for comment following the crash which only added to the speculation that there was more to the accident story then has been reported.
In addition to the odd silence from the Apple camp after the accident, it has also been learned that for the past several weeks there have been several stories leaked from the teams off season compound that suggest that all is not well with the Apples.
One such leaked story claims there are both email and text messages that will show Bernitt has recently been spotted taking batting practice at a local high school gym with a team other then the Apples. If true, this out of season practice will only add to the speculation that Bernitt is planning on leaving the Apples prior to the start of the 2010 season.
With Christmas and the New Years upon us, it may be tough to get to the bottom of this story for several weeks. If past history is a clue, the Apples will be laying low for the rest of the calander year as they join with family and friends to celebrate the holidays.
Come January, it's any one's guess. Will the Apples survive the turmoil that swirls around them, or will they spin out of control and bring an end to the history that is the Apples?
For now, there is no answer to that question or to the questions that surround the weekend crash. For better or for worse, there is but one thing left to say......
How bout them Apples !!
Friday, December 4, 2009
APPLES RING IN CHRISTMAS SEASON
Apple Tree Shines Bright
Weekend Lighting Held
Igotcoal
Nashville
In a tradition dating to 2009, the Apples officially rang in the Christmas season Friday night with the ceremonial lighting of the team Christmas tree. The ceremony, held under cold dark skies at the Apple compound, began with the singing of Christmas carols by the world renowned Apple Choir followed by a sterling rendition of 'The Little Drummer Boy' by AGFHOF Don Bernitt.
Following Bernitt's dramatic performance, that had several dogs in the neighborhood howling along, the countdown began leading up to the throwing of the switch by Apple Patty Pender. 5..4..3..2..1.. chanted the crowd in attendance as they raised their Egg Nog and toasted the lighting.
With the switch thrown, the 7 year old oak tree came to life as 17,338 multi colors lights exploded into brilliance to the joy of all. The reaction throughout the crowd was instantaneous and overwhelming as cheers of ahh.....filled the air at the spectacular sight that was.
"How cool is that" said a spectator in the crowd as the Apple choir rejoined the festivities with a goosebumps and hair raising signing of 'Silent Night'
As the evening drew to a close, all in attendance then paused for a moment to listen to a brief prepared statement given by Bernitt. "As we live our human experience on earth, and the happiness and pain that is this existence, I encourage all to remember why we are here." "We tonight join together to publicly and with joy proclaim the birth of Jesus, sent by GOD to show the way of salvation to all."
Bernitt concluded his comments by adding, "during this special time of the year, and perhaps as a starting point for the rest of our days and years, please do not loose sight of those less fortunate then yourself." "For no truer words were ever spoken then those we have all heard before." "What you do to the least of my brothers, so you do unto me." Amen..Amen..
Merry Christmas, and as always, How bout them Apples !!
*video below*
Christmas time in Appleville
Weekend Lighting Held
Igotcoal
Nashville
In a tradition dating to 2009, the Apples officially rang in the Christmas season Friday night with the ceremonial lighting of the team Christmas tree. The ceremony, held under cold dark skies at the Apple compound, began with the singing of Christmas carols by the world renowned Apple Choir followed by a sterling rendition of 'The Little Drummer Boy' by AGFHOF Don Bernitt.
Following Bernitt's dramatic performance, that had several dogs in the neighborhood howling along, the countdown began leading up to the throwing of the switch by Apple Patty Pender. 5..4..3..2..1.. chanted the crowd in attendance as they raised their Egg Nog and toasted the lighting.
With the switch thrown, the 7 year old oak tree came to life as 17,338 multi colors lights exploded into brilliance to the joy of all. The reaction throughout the crowd was instantaneous and overwhelming as cheers of ahh.....filled the air at the spectacular sight that was.
"How cool is that" said a spectator in the crowd as the Apple choir rejoined the festivities with a goosebumps and hair raising signing of 'Silent Night'
As the evening drew to a close, all in attendance then paused for a moment to listen to a brief prepared statement given by Bernitt. "As we live our human experience on earth, and the happiness and pain that is this existence, I encourage all to remember why we are here." "We tonight join together to publicly and with joy proclaim the birth of Jesus, sent by GOD to show the way of salvation to all."
Bernitt concluded his comments by adding, "during this special time of the year, and perhaps as a starting point for the rest of our days and years, please do not loose sight of those less fortunate then yourself." "For no truer words were ever spoken then those we have all heard before." "What you do to the least of my brothers, so you do unto me." Amen..Amen..
Merry Christmas, and as always, How bout them Apples !!
*video below*
Christmas time in Appleville
Sunday, November 22, 2009
ONE LUCKY APPLE
The Best Gift Ever
Apple Has It Made
youluckydog
Nashville, TN
Anyone who knows him will certainly agree, for those who don't, seeing is believing. For some time now it has been a well known fact that AGFHOF Don Bernitt is one of the luckiest guys alive. Why? it's simple, how many men out there can buy their better half power tools as holiday gifts and not only get away with it, but live to tell about it.
"No doubt I got me one special gal" said Bernitt this weekend as he sipped ice tea on a neighbors porch while watching Patty Pender go to work with the chain saw Bernitt gave her as a Valentine Day gift this past year.
"It hits you where you live" added Bernitt as he chocked back tears as Pender fired up her chain saw and went to work cutting down a holly tree whose time has come. "Is she something special or what?" added Bernitt before heading back into the house to continue his afternoon of watching college football.
Pender, who has become known as the go to girl in the neighborhood for those needing to borrow tools, showed that she knew what she was doing as she scoped out the yard and then fell the tree in the exact spot she intended.
Following the successful removal of the tree, it was again time for Bernitt to show why he can claim the title of "luckiest man alive" as he got up from the couch, strolled to the front door and yelled, "hey sweetie, what's for dinner?."
Now you know why again it is only a matter of time before he hear that now famous cheer.... How bout them Apples !!
**Video Below*
Apple Has It Made
youluckydog
Nashville, TN
Anyone who knows him will certainly agree, for those who don't, seeing is believing. For some time now it has been a well known fact that AGFHOF Don Bernitt is one of the luckiest guys alive. Why? it's simple, how many men out there can buy their better half power tools as holiday gifts and not only get away with it, but live to tell about it.
"No doubt I got me one special gal" said Bernitt this weekend as he sipped ice tea on a neighbors porch while watching Patty Pender go to work with the chain saw Bernitt gave her as a Valentine Day gift this past year.
"It hits you where you live" added Bernitt as he chocked back tears as Pender fired up her chain saw and went to work cutting down a holly tree whose time has come. "Is she something special or what?" added Bernitt before heading back into the house to continue his afternoon of watching college football.
Pender, who has become known as the go to girl in the neighborhood for those needing to borrow tools, showed that she knew what she was doing as she scoped out the yard and then fell the tree in the exact spot she intended.
Following the successful removal of the tree, it was again time for Bernitt to show why he can claim the title of "luckiest man alive" as he got up from the couch, strolled to the front door and yelled, "hey sweetie, what's for dinner?."
Now you know why again it is only a matter of time before he hear that now famous cheer.... How bout them Apples !!
**Video Below*
Thursday, November 19, 2009
APPLES SEND BIRTHDAY WISHES
Apples Celebrate Two Birthdays
Twin Brothers Seperated By 7 years
Hoyyezmoyyez
The Apples today join millions across the country, and around the world in extending warm birthday wishes to brothers, and future Apples Michael and Matty Oliver.
The Olivers, nephews of AGFHOF Don Bernitt, today turn 20 and 13 respectively. It's simply amazing said Bernitt as he recalled the day two decades ago when Michael burst onto the scene followed seven years to the day by his little brother Matty.
"As their grandfather has said many times, these guys are twin brothers separated by seven years." said Bernitt has he recalled a day a few months after Michael was born." "I can go on record as saying that I fed Michael his first bottle when he was a few months old." "I'll never forget it" added Bernitt, "his mother started crying saying that her baby didn't need her anymore." "Boy was she wrong."
"Michael and Matty are two great kids" continued Bernitt has he reflected on his trip to China this summer with Matty. "They both like to talk" added Bernitt. With Michael at the Air Force Academy, and Matty in Middle School, Bernitt said that they are never at a loss for words or a good story when he has a chance to visit or speak with them.
Following the traditional blowing out of the birthday candles and eating cake and ice cream, Bernitt was then put in an akward position when he was asked which of the birthday boys was his favorite. Bernitt answered by saying, "that's easy, it's J-Man, the kids a player."
Of course, Bernitt like any proud Uncle was joshing with his answer.."I have 16 nieces and nephews" continued Bernitt, "and they are all rock stars in my opinion." And so it goes, the years fly by and the kids become youngsters and adults, which can only lead to one thing. You guessed it.... How bout them Apples!
Twin Brothers Seperated By 7 years
Hoyyezmoyyez
The Apples today join millions across the country, and around the world in extending warm birthday wishes to brothers, and future Apples Michael and Matty Oliver.
The Olivers, nephews of AGFHOF Don Bernitt, today turn 20 and 13 respectively. It's simply amazing said Bernitt as he recalled the day two decades ago when Michael burst onto the scene followed seven years to the day by his little brother Matty.
"As their grandfather has said many times, these guys are twin brothers separated by seven years." said Bernitt has he recalled a day a few months after Michael was born." "I can go on record as saying that I fed Michael his first bottle when he was a few months old." "I'll never forget it" added Bernitt, "his mother started crying saying that her baby didn't need her anymore." "Boy was she wrong."
"Michael and Matty are two great kids" continued Bernitt has he reflected on his trip to China this summer with Matty. "They both like to talk" added Bernitt. With Michael at the Air Force Academy, and Matty in Middle School, Bernitt said that they are never at a loss for words or a good story when he has a chance to visit or speak with them.
Following the traditional blowing out of the birthday candles and eating cake and ice cream, Bernitt was then put in an akward position when he was asked which of the birthday boys was his favorite. Bernitt answered by saying, "that's easy, it's J-Man, the kids a player."
Of course, Bernitt like any proud Uncle was joshing with his answer.."I have 16 nieces and nephews" continued Bernitt, "and they are all rock stars in my opinion." And so it goes, the years fly by and the kids become youngsters and adults, which can only lead to one thing. You guessed it.... How bout them Apples!
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
APPLES SALUTE VETERANS
Apples Pause To Say Thanks
We All Know A Veteran
USAUSA
Nashville, TN
As the days on the calendar fly by and we find ourselves looking Thanksgiving and the Christmas Holiday in the face, the Apples today encourage all Americans to pause for a minute to say "Thanks" to our Military Veterans.
"I get the sense that a lot of folks rarely think about the history that is our country" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt as he sipped a Venti, No Whip, Extra Shot, Extra Hot Mocha outside a Nashville Starbucks coffee shop.
"It's easy to do" added Bernitt, "we are all so wrapped up in our day to day challenges that before we know it, the day is done and we turn the page to tomorrow." "Let's make today a little different, let's all take a minute to acknowledge and remember the Military Veterans of our country who have made it possible for us to enjoy the freedoms that perhaps we often take for granted."
"It's easy to point to the troubles and disagreements our country has, but if you think about it, that's part of what makes us the United States of America and it's because of our Veterans that we have the freedom to disagree" continued Bernitt.
Finishing his morning cup of Joe and preparing to start another day, Bernitt added, "each and everyone one of us knows a Veteran. Perhaps our parents, grandparents, brothers or sisters, in any event, we owe them a debt of thanks, and I would like to take this moment to say thanks to my Veterans." "To my father Dan, my wife Patty, her father Bob, and my brother-in-law Kris, my buds Jim Doran and Tony Byram," "Thanks ya'll, it's because of you that it is only a matter of time before we again hear that now famous cheer.................How bout them Apples!
**PHOTO BELOW**
We All Know A Veteran
USAUSA
Nashville, TN
As the days on the calendar fly by and we find ourselves looking Thanksgiving and the Christmas Holiday in the face, the Apples today encourage all Americans to pause for a minute to say "Thanks" to our Military Veterans.
"I get the sense that a lot of folks rarely think about the history that is our country" said AGFHOF Don Bernitt as he sipped a Venti, No Whip, Extra Shot, Extra Hot Mocha outside a Nashville Starbucks coffee shop.
"It's easy to do" added Bernitt, "we are all so wrapped up in our day to day challenges that before we know it, the day is done and we turn the page to tomorrow." "Let's make today a little different, let's all take a minute to acknowledge and remember the Military Veterans of our country who have made it possible for us to enjoy the freedoms that perhaps we often take for granted."
"It's easy to point to the troubles and disagreements our country has, but if you think about it, that's part of what makes us the United States of America and it's because of our Veterans that we have the freedom to disagree" continued Bernitt.
Finishing his morning cup of Joe and preparing to start another day, Bernitt added, "each and everyone one of us knows a Veteran. Perhaps our parents, grandparents, brothers or sisters, in any event, we owe them a debt of thanks, and I would like to take this moment to say thanks to my Veterans." "To my father Dan, my wife Patty, her father Bob, and my brother-in-law Kris, my buds Jim Doran and Tony Byram," "Thanks ya'll, it's because of you that it is only a matter of time before we again hear that now famous cheer.................How bout them Apples!
**PHOTO BELOW**
Monday, November 9, 2009
APPLES SPOTTED IN COLORADO
Air Force Academy Welcomes Apples
Future Apples Joins ESPN Gameday
Theairisthinouthere.
Colorado Springs, CO.
For what was termed "Reasons of National Security," it was today learned that several members of the Apples this past weekend made an unannounced and unpublicized visit to the United States Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs, CO.
Speaking on the condition of anonymity, a high ranking government source confirmed the Apples surprise visit only after they had left the Academy and were on their way back to Tennessee.
"You never know what kind of trouble the Apples may cause, so sometimes it's better to let them fly under the radar screen and get rid of them before things get too stirred up" said the government source.
With details of the visit now beginning to leak, it can be confirmed that Apples Don Bernitt and Patty Pender were called upon by the USAFA to escort future Apple Matty Oliver to Colorado Springs to join his brother, Air Force Cadet Michael Oliver, at this past weekend's 'ESPN College Gameday' which was broadcast from the Air Force Academy.
It can now be reported that Matty Oliver flew under the cover of darkness from Delaware to Nashville last Friday and was then escorted to 'Gameday' by the Apples. Holding a sign that read 'Mules Can't Fly' Oliver was then front and center for several hours on ESPN and was seen smiling from coast to coast as the 'Gameday' crew held court at the Academy leading up to the Falcons crushing 35-7 win over Army.
Additional reports have added to the picture of the Apples weekend visit, which appear to have included a visit to the Air Force - Army boxing match which was held Friday night. Just released video and still photos of the event show Cadet Michael Oliver has learned well in his first 3 years as a Cadet. Instead of boxing, he has taken on the role of ring announcer for the boxing team.."Ladies and gentleman, the winner by decision, in blue corner.." announced Oliver before being drowned out by the cheers of fellow Cadets following the final bout of the evening.
In addition to the already mentioned flurry of Apple activity, it has also been learned that Bernitt and Pender took the opportunity while in Colorado to get in a little high altitude hiking. Departing just after sunrise Saturday morning, the Apples set out on a 3 1/2 hour hike that saw them climb 2,000 feet to the summit of Eagles Peak at an altitude of 9,638 feet.
"Nothing like a few hours of heart pounding thin air hiking to wake you up" said Bernitt as he sucked air at the summit overlooking the Academy. "That was tough" added Pender as she described the steep and often rocky climb to the top. "But as is always the case" said Pender, "the view from the top was worth the effort."
After descending Eagles Peak and returning to the Academy Grounds, the Apples were treated to the time honored Air Force tradition of a pre game fly over. Along with a 7 man combined Air Force - Army parachute jump, the Apples witnessed an ear rattling low altitude F-15 fly over to include an after burner kick that shook the ground. Following the two F-15's it was the power and grace of the B1 Bomber that sealed the deal which led to the coin toss and the public address announcer's introducing of the Apples.
"I touched, I really am" said Bernitt when introduced along with several 3 and 4 Star Generals in attendance at the Service Academy Weekend. "I have heard a lot of B.S. from my Uncle over the years" said Cadet Michael Oliver, "but in this case I have to agree with him...he is touched"
Bernitt was then overhead countering Oliver's comments by saving, "the good thing about coming out here and seeing Michael's room is that it will be a long time before I ever hear my room is a mess again." Oliver quickly retracted his comments before ushering the two Apples, younger brother Matty, and fellow Cadet Mary Anderson off Academy grounds for a relaxed dinner at a local Colorado Springs restaurant.
With the whirl wind top secret trip behind them, reports now say that the Apples have returned to Tennessee to entertain talks that may lead them to an on site visit to Caravel Academy in Newark, DE. in an effort to help cheer Jeffrey 'J-Dog' Oliver on to victory in the upcoming Delaware State High School Football Championship.
When asked the chances that the Apples will be in Delaware anytime soon, Bernitt didn't miss a beat when he answered, "there are two chances, slim and none." With that said, about all that can be said for sure is that it will only be a matter of time before we next hear that now famous cheer..............
How bout them Apples !!
***PHOTOS BELOW***
Future Apples Joins ESPN Gameday
Theairisthinouthere.
Colorado Springs, CO.
For what was termed "Reasons of National Security," it was today learned that several members of the Apples this past weekend made an unannounced and unpublicized visit to the United States Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs, CO.
Speaking on the condition of anonymity, a high ranking government source confirmed the Apples surprise visit only after they had left the Academy and were on their way back to Tennessee.
"You never know what kind of trouble the Apples may cause, so sometimes it's better to let them fly under the radar screen and get rid of them before things get too stirred up" said the government source.
With details of the visit now beginning to leak, it can be confirmed that Apples Don Bernitt and Patty Pender were called upon by the USAFA to escort future Apple Matty Oliver to Colorado Springs to join his brother, Air Force Cadet Michael Oliver, at this past weekend's 'ESPN College Gameday' which was broadcast from the Air Force Academy.
It can now be reported that Matty Oliver flew under the cover of darkness from Delaware to Nashville last Friday and was then escorted to 'Gameday' by the Apples. Holding a sign that read 'Mules Can't Fly' Oliver was then front and center for several hours on ESPN and was seen smiling from coast to coast as the 'Gameday' crew held court at the Academy leading up to the Falcons crushing 35-7 win over Army.
Additional reports have added to the picture of the Apples weekend visit, which appear to have included a visit to the Air Force - Army boxing match which was held Friday night. Just released video and still photos of the event show Cadet Michael Oliver has learned well in his first 3 years as a Cadet. Instead of boxing, he has taken on the role of ring announcer for the boxing team.."Ladies and gentleman, the winner by decision, in blue corner.." announced Oliver before being drowned out by the cheers of fellow Cadets following the final bout of the evening.
In addition to the already mentioned flurry of Apple activity, it has also been learned that Bernitt and Pender took the opportunity while in Colorado to get in a little high altitude hiking. Departing just after sunrise Saturday morning, the Apples set out on a 3 1/2 hour hike that saw them climb 2,000 feet to the summit of Eagles Peak at an altitude of 9,638 feet.
"Nothing like a few hours of heart pounding thin air hiking to wake you up" said Bernitt as he sucked air at the summit overlooking the Academy. "That was tough" added Pender as she described the steep and often rocky climb to the top. "But as is always the case" said Pender, "the view from the top was worth the effort."
After descending Eagles Peak and returning to the Academy Grounds, the Apples were treated to the time honored Air Force tradition of a pre game fly over. Along with a 7 man combined Air Force - Army parachute jump, the Apples witnessed an ear rattling low altitude F-15 fly over to include an after burner kick that shook the ground. Following the two F-15's it was the power and grace of the B1 Bomber that sealed the deal which led to the coin toss and the public address announcer's introducing of the Apples.
"I touched, I really am" said Bernitt when introduced along with several 3 and 4 Star Generals in attendance at the Service Academy Weekend. "I have heard a lot of B.S. from my Uncle over the years" said Cadet Michael Oliver, "but in this case I have to agree with him...he is touched"
Bernitt was then overhead countering Oliver's comments by saving, "the good thing about coming out here and seeing Michael's room is that it will be a long time before I ever hear my room is a mess again." Oliver quickly retracted his comments before ushering the two Apples, younger brother Matty, and fellow Cadet Mary Anderson off Academy grounds for a relaxed dinner at a local Colorado Springs restaurant.
With the whirl wind top secret trip behind them, reports now say that the Apples have returned to Tennessee to entertain talks that may lead them to an on site visit to Caravel Academy in Newark, DE. in an effort to help cheer Jeffrey 'J-Dog' Oliver on to victory in the upcoming Delaware State High School Football Championship.
When asked the chances that the Apples will be in Delaware anytime soon, Bernitt didn't miss a beat when he answered, "there are two chances, slim and none." With that said, about all that can be said for sure is that it will only be a matter of time before we next hear that now famous cheer..............
How bout them Apples !!
***PHOTOS BELOW***
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
APPLES SOLVE HEALTH CARE DILEMMA
Apples Have A Fix
Not That Difficult
Inorout
Nashville,TN
With the President and the United States congress now embroiled in what appears to be a never ending debate regarding health care and reforms, the Apples have stepped to the plate and appear to have solved the problem that America's elected officials either can not, or will not do.
Speaking to a nearly empty room, AGFHOF Don Bernitt addressed the issue of the day in plain and straight terms. "It's just not that difficult to solve" said Bernitt has he read from a tele prompter that had been set up in the Apples conference room.
"If I remember how this all got started" continued Bernitt, "the idea of health care reform is two fold." "First and foremost is to provide health care coverage to all Americans, and second is to lower the astronomically high prices of health care as it currently stands."
When pressed for clarification, Bernitt rambled, "for many people living in the U.S. the local emergency room seems to be their only means of health care, and by that fact alone we are driving the overall cost of health care through the roof." "Hospitals are for the very sick or the injured, they are not in business to treat the common cold or flu." "We simply can't continue to treat our hospitals as free clinics for anyone walking in off the street." added Bernitt
Realizing that his words may have touched a nerve in some, Bernitt quickly softened the conversation by adding, "who among us would not take care of the least of our brothers?" "The plan is simple" said Bernitt has he slowly weaved towards his point, "if your position in life requires a hand out, America will give it to you." "But, as with American corporations that took tax dollars as part of the bailout and are now held to certain new standards, so will it be expected that those receiving free health care be held to new standards as well.
"First among these new standards" continued Bernitt, "you will give the health care provider proof of American citizenship." "If you are an undocumented resident of this country, you will now be identified as such and documented with the sole purpose of taxing you like all citizens are taxed."
"The free ride is over" said Bernitt as he stated that "nobody living in this country should live in the shadows or in fear." "If you're in this country then by GOD you need to part of the solution and not part of the problem." "The time has come for not just health care reform, but for immigration reform as well" yelled Bernitt as he again veered off course while delivering his unsolicited opinion.
Returning to the main theme of his comments, Bernitt continued, "I've listened to our President and his ideas, and for the most part, I disagree with him." "We don't need the government to run health care in this country." "Obama has said that part of his plan is to clean up the corruption and waste in Medicaid." "How about this" said Bernitt, "do that first!, save the 300 billion dollars in Medicaid fraud you talk about and then put that money right back into the system to pay for the uninsured and under insured who currently have no coverage."
Bernitt concluded, "when you have a problem, you can either avoid it, or attack it." "If the time has come, and I believe it has, for health care reform, then it makes sense to first go after the easy fixes." "Don't try to reinvent the wheel, just fix the spokes." "The issue is not health care reform, the issue is Medicaid and Medicare reform."
"In closing" said Bernitt, "if we the people who make up our government can clamp down on, and clean up Wall Street, then by golly we can do the same thing with our current government health care institutions of Medicaid and Medicare." "Clean your own house, before you tell me what to do to mine" shouted Bernitt as those watching quickly gathered the children and covered their ears before scurrying out of the room.
Completing his remarks, Bernitt left the room as the few in attendance shared a common question, "what the heck is he talking about?" Said one of the remaining guest, " I know exactly what he is saying..... How bout them Apples"
Not That Difficult
Inorout
Nashville,TN
With the President and the United States congress now embroiled in what appears to be a never ending debate regarding health care and reforms, the Apples have stepped to the plate and appear to have solved the problem that America's elected officials either can not, or will not do.
Speaking to a nearly empty room, AGFHOF Don Bernitt addressed the issue of the day in plain and straight terms. "It's just not that difficult to solve" said Bernitt has he read from a tele prompter that had been set up in the Apples conference room.
"If I remember how this all got started" continued Bernitt, "the idea of health care reform is two fold." "First and foremost is to provide health care coverage to all Americans, and second is to lower the astronomically high prices of health care as it currently stands."
When pressed for clarification, Bernitt rambled, "for many people living in the U.S. the local emergency room seems to be their only means of health care, and by that fact alone we are driving the overall cost of health care through the roof." "Hospitals are for the very sick or the injured, they are not in business to treat the common cold or flu." "We simply can't continue to treat our hospitals as free clinics for anyone walking in off the street." added Bernitt
Realizing that his words may have touched a nerve in some, Bernitt quickly softened the conversation by adding, "who among us would not take care of the least of our brothers?" "The plan is simple" said Bernitt has he slowly weaved towards his point, "if your position in life requires a hand out, America will give it to you." "But, as with American corporations that took tax dollars as part of the bailout and are now held to certain new standards, so will it be expected that those receiving free health care be held to new standards as well.
"First among these new standards" continued Bernitt, "you will give the health care provider proof of American citizenship." "If you are an undocumented resident of this country, you will now be identified as such and documented with the sole purpose of taxing you like all citizens are taxed."
"The free ride is over" said Bernitt as he stated that "nobody living in this country should live in the shadows or in fear." "If you're in this country then by GOD you need to part of the solution and not part of the problem." "The time has come for not just health care reform, but for immigration reform as well" yelled Bernitt as he again veered off course while delivering his unsolicited opinion.
Returning to the main theme of his comments, Bernitt continued, "I've listened to our President and his ideas, and for the most part, I disagree with him." "We don't need the government to run health care in this country." "Obama has said that part of his plan is to clean up the corruption and waste in Medicaid." "How about this" said Bernitt, "do that first!, save the 300 billion dollars in Medicaid fraud you talk about and then put that money right back into the system to pay for the uninsured and under insured who currently have no coverage."
Bernitt concluded, "when you have a problem, you can either avoid it, or attack it." "If the time has come, and I believe it has, for health care reform, then it makes sense to first go after the easy fixes." "Don't try to reinvent the wheel, just fix the spokes." "The issue is not health care reform, the issue is Medicaid and Medicare reform."
"In closing" said Bernitt, "if we the people who make up our government can clamp down on, and clean up Wall Street, then by golly we can do the same thing with our current government health care institutions of Medicaid and Medicare." "Clean your own house, before you tell me what to do to mine" shouted Bernitt as those watching quickly gathered the children and covered their ears before scurrying out of the room.
Completing his remarks, Bernitt left the room as the few in attendance shared a common question, "what the heck is he talking about?" Said one of the remaining guest, " I know exactly what he is saying..... How bout them Apples"
Monday, November 2, 2009
APPLES AWARDED A HEISMAN
Heisman Surprise
Team Humbled
Notjustafootballaward
Nashville, TN
To use an old softball term, "this came out of left field." Those words were used this past weekend when it was learned that the Nashville based Apples have been awarded a Heisman Trophy.
Normally given to college footballs outstanding player of the year, the Heisman Committee surprised the sports world this weekend by giving an award to the Apples.
Speaking in Nashville, committee member Arthur Jones said that the announcement of the Apples award should not come as a total surprise. "We saw what our brethren in Norway did last month when they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to President Obama." "We figured if they could give the Nobel to someone out of left field, then we could do the same with the Heisman."
In naming the Apples as this years winner, the Heisman committee broke with tradition in two ways. First, they gave the award to a non football recipient, and second, they gave the award to a team and not an individual.
Accepting the award for the Apples, AGFHOF Don Bernitt said that the team was humbled by the recognition and promised to represent the award in true Apple form. Along with the trophy itself, the Apples were presented a check for $100,000 to be placed in the teams general scholarship fund. "I speak for every member of the Apples, past and present, when I say that this award ranks near the top of the list when it comes to the frauds we've perpetrated over the years to market the Apples and grow our bank accounts at the expense of the unassuming masses" said Bernitt before heading to a nearby bank to cash the Heisman check.
With the award, the Apples now find themselves heading into the winter months with some extra Christmas cash on hand as well as a new trophy for the teams newly remodeled headquarters. Where things go from here is any one's guess, perhaps an Oscar or an Emmy is in the Apples future. Regardless, one thing is for sure, it is only a matter of time before we will next hear that now famous cheer.............How Bout them Apples.
** Photos Below**
Team Humbled
Notjustafootballaward
Nashville, TN
To use an old softball term, "this came out of left field." Those words were used this past weekend when it was learned that the Nashville based Apples have been awarded a Heisman Trophy.
Normally given to college footballs outstanding player of the year, the Heisman Committee surprised the sports world this weekend by giving an award to the Apples.
Speaking in Nashville, committee member Arthur Jones said that the announcement of the Apples award should not come as a total surprise. "We saw what our brethren in Norway did last month when they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to President Obama." "We figured if they could give the Nobel to someone out of left field, then we could do the same with the Heisman."
In naming the Apples as this years winner, the Heisman committee broke with tradition in two ways. First, they gave the award to a non football recipient, and second, they gave the award to a team and not an individual.
Accepting the award for the Apples, AGFHOF Don Bernitt said that the team was humbled by the recognition and promised to represent the award in true Apple form. Along with the trophy itself, the Apples were presented a check for $100,000 to be placed in the teams general scholarship fund. "I speak for every member of the Apples, past and present, when I say that this award ranks near the top of the list when it comes to the frauds we've perpetrated over the years to market the Apples and grow our bank accounts at the expense of the unassuming masses" said Bernitt before heading to a nearby bank to cash the Heisman check.
With the award, the Apples now find themselves heading into the winter months with some extra Christmas cash on hand as well as a new trophy for the teams newly remodeled headquarters. Where things go from here is any one's guess, perhaps an Oscar or an Emmy is in the Apples future. Regardless, one thing is for sure, it is only a matter of time before we will next hear that now famous cheer.............How Bout them Apples.
** Photos Below**
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