Apples Married

Wisekal - Goldstein Tie Knot
Will Call Arizona Home

Yeababy
Phoenix,AZ.

Following weeks of speculation and rampant rumor throughout Nashville and the desert Southwest, it has today been confirmed that Apples Chris Wisekal and Rachel Goldstein are now officially husband and wife.

"Give me a break fellas we're on our honeymoon" gushed Apple Chris Wisekal through a partially opened door at the newlyweds suburban Phoenix estate.

"Chris....the hot tub and I miss you" sang the new bride as she poured fresh glasses of Apple champagne on the back deck.

"Sorry boys, I gotta go" said the groom as he slammed the door shut and raced with excitement to join his bride.

Still in full honeymoon glow, the couple has let it be known that they were married in a super secret private ceremony earlier this Spring. "They're both very private people so I'm not surprised to hear about their marriage this way" replied Apple Christi Copous when contacted in Nashville.

Copous then refused to answer questions about a recent business trip she took to Arizona which has led some to believe that she was perhaps at the wedding. "Bite me" snapped Copous when pressed for information about what she knew and when she knew it regarding the wedding announcement.

Additional efforts to speak with Chris and Rachel were unsuccessful as the couple cranked up the in house stereo system and turned up the heat of the hot tub.

And so it goes, what once was a rumor is now a fact.

On behalf of the entire Apple family, Cheers to Chris and Rachel Wisekal !!

No truer words have ever been spoken; How bout them Apples