Apples Pained
Realize Their Good Fortune
RealLife
Nashville TN
The Apples today join the rest of the world in expressing their deepest sadness upon hearing of the assassination of former Pakistan Prime Minister and opposition leader Benazir Bhutto.
"It feels like I've been kicked in the stomach " said Don Bernitt this morning. "It is a crying shame that we have to witness mans inhumanity to man like this." "What about peace on earth and goodwill to all" continued Bernitt
Bernitt went on to say that although he would not pretend to be able to tell anyone of the long history and struggles of the Pakistani people, he would however stand up in front of anyone and tell them that the assassination of Bhutto should be publicly condemned by all. To quote Mohandas Gandhi " Non-cooperation with evil is a sacred duty"
"As we in America enter into our political season and prepare to elect a new President, it is our duty to be individually aware that we are living in the greatest country on earth and we must all reject the violent avenues taken today in Pakistan." added Bernitt
Peace be with Benazir Bhutto and GOD bless America.
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Merry Christmas from the Apples
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Nashville
Not a creature was stirring, not even an Apple;
The stockings were hung on the bat rack with care,
In hopes that opening day soon would be there.
With Tony in his new red shoes and Brooke in her cap,
the Apples had settled down for their off season nap,
The Apples were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of another undefeated season danced in their heads.
When out on Granny White Field there arose a clatter,
I jumped from my sauna to see what was the matter.
Away to the dugout I flew like a flash,
tore open the gate and threw out the starting lineup.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a dozen new balls and a case of Coors Light Beer.
Then there was a bald old Apple so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be Don Bernitt
More rapid than John Jones the team they came,
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name;
Now Keith, now Patty, now Robin and Gregs,
On Christi, On Tiffany, and Sarah and Shane
From the top of the batting order to the top of the standings,
now hit that ball,hit that ball, hit that ball all!
And then in a twinkling was heard on the dugout roof,
the prancing and pawing of Bella's little hoof.
As I spat in my hand, and was turning around,
down the dugout Commissioner Sammy Metz came with a bound.
He was dressed in Apple red from his head to his foot,
and his clothes were tarnished with seaweed and soot.
A bundle of new Apple uniforms he had flung on his back,
and he looked like a school boy just opening his pack.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
soon gave me to know that the Apples are not dead.
He spoke not a word but instead went straight to work,
and filled all the bat bags before calling the umpire a jerk.
Laying a finger aside his nose, and giving a nod out the dugout he went.
I heard him exclaim as he rounded third and was soon out of sight,
"Merry Christmas from the Apples and to all a good night."
How bout them Apples !!
Not a creature was stirring, not even an Apple;
The stockings were hung on the bat rack with care,
In hopes that opening day soon would be there.
With Tony in his new red shoes and Brooke in her cap,
the Apples had settled down for their off season nap,
The Apples were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of another undefeated season danced in their heads.
When out on Granny White Field there arose a clatter,
I jumped from my sauna to see what was the matter.
Away to the dugout I flew like a flash,
tore open the gate and threw out the starting lineup.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a dozen new balls and a case of Coors Light Beer.
Then there was a bald old Apple so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be Don Bernitt
More rapid than John Jones the team they came,
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name;
Now Keith, now Patty, now Robin and Gregs,
On Christi, On Tiffany, and Sarah and Shane
From the top of the batting order to the top of the standings,
now hit that ball,hit that ball, hit that ball all!
And then in a twinkling was heard on the dugout roof,
the prancing and pawing of Bella's little hoof.
As I spat in my hand, and was turning around,
down the dugout Commissioner Sammy Metz came with a bound.
He was dressed in Apple red from his head to his foot,
and his clothes were tarnished with seaweed and soot.
A bundle of new Apple uniforms he had flung on his back,
and he looked like a school boy just opening his pack.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
soon gave me to know that the Apples are not dead.
He spoke not a word but instead went straight to work,
and filled all the bat bags before calling the umpire a jerk.
Laying a finger aside his nose, and giving a nod out the dugout he went.
I heard him exclaim as he rounded third and was soon out of sight,
"Merry Christmas from the Apples and to all a good night."
How bout them Apples !!
Saturday, December 15, 2007
A New Apple Arrives
Holiday Season Brings A Gift
Apples Celebrate A New Life
Girlsrule
Nashville, TN
It what undoubtedly is the greatest gift of all, the Apples today announced the newest member of the Apples with the birth of Paula Grace Alexander.
Gracie as she will be known is the daughter of 2007 Apple All - Star and League MVP Shane Alexander and his wife Angela. " It is by the grace of God that Angela and I have been blessed with our beautiful daughter " said the proud father as he left the hospital to take his most special gift of the year home for her first Christmas.
The entire Apple family extends their best wishes to Shane, Angela and Gracie.
How bout them Apples !!
Apples Celebrate A New Life
Girlsrule
Nashville, TN
It what undoubtedly is the greatest gift of all, the Apples today announced the newest member of the Apples with the birth of Paula Grace Alexander.
Gracie as she will be known is the daughter of 2007 Apple All - Star and League MVP Shane Alexander and his wife Angela. " It is by the grace of God that Angela and I have been blessed with our beautiful daughter " said the proud father as he left the hospital to take his most special gift of the year home for her first Christmas.
The entire Apple family extends their best wishes to Shane, Angela and Gracie.
How bout them Apples !!
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Kaylor On The Move
Apples Active In Hot Stove League
Kaylor to Join Wisekal in Arizona
Sunnyside Up
Nashville TN
As was first reported yesterday, the Apples have officially announced that last years Team Apparel Manager Tim Kaylor has accepted a similar position at the teams former Spring Training Complex in Phoenix, Arizona.
" I'm excited as heck " Kaylor said when reached for comment last night at a Nashville Christmas tree lot. " This is always a joyful time of year for me and I feel especially grateful this year for the gift of this opportunity that has come my way." When asked what he would miss the most about Nashville as he heads to the Grand Canyon State, Kalyor said " The UT Vols and the GTC. "
Kaylor will be joining Exec. V.P. Chris Wisekal who's move to Arizona was announced on this blog this past Oct. Wisekal could not be reached for comment on Kaylor's pending move which is not uncommon for Wiskeal who tends to spend a good bit of his off season drinking wine and smoking cigars in the hot tub at his sprawling Middle Tennessee home.
Of course no off season news would be complete without a word or two from AGFHOF Don Bernitt who himself is in the middle of a hectic off season of training and restructuring. When approached at the Nashville Airport before departing on a flight for Moscow to meet with Vladimir Putin, Bernitt said " I'm happy for Tim, he has been a great friend of the Apples in Nashville and I will miss him." " However" added Bernitt " I've made several trips to the Valley of the Sun the past few years and now I have another reason to go"
And so the off season rolls on and the clock continues to tick, 93 days till opening day.
How bout them Apples
Kaylor to Join Wisekal in Arizona
Sunnyside Up
Nashville TN
As was first reported yesterday, the Apples have officially announced that last years Team Apparel Manager Tim Kaylor has accepted a similar position at the teams former Spring Training Complex in Phoenix, Arizona.
" I'm excited as heck " Kaylor said when reached for comment last night at a Nashville Christmas tree lot. " This is always a joyful time of year for me and I feel especially grateful this year for the gift of this opportunity that has come my way." When asked what he would miss the most about Nashville as he heads to the Grand Canyon State, Kalyor said " The UT Vols and the GTC. "
Kaylor will be joining Exec. V.P. Chris Wisekal who's move to Arizona was announced on this blog this past Oct. Wisekal could not be reached for comment on Kaylor's pending move which is not uncommon for Wiskeal who tends to spend a good bit of his off season drinking wine and smoking cigars in the hot tub at his sprawling Middle Tennessee home.
Of course no off season news would be complete without a word or two from AGFHOF Don Bernitt who himself is in the middle of a hectic off season of training and restructuring. When approached at the Nashville Airport before departing on a flight for Moscow to meet with Vladimir Putin, Bernitt said " I'm happy for Tim, he has been a great friend of the Apples in Nashville and I will miss him." " However" added Bernitt " I've made several trips to the Valley of the Sun the past few years and now I have another reason to go"
And so the off season rolls on and the clock continues to tick, 93 days till opening day.
How bout them Apples
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Apples To Hold Press Conference
Off Season Announcement Planned
Details Unknown At This Time
WhatsNext
Nashville
Sources close to the Apples are today reporting that a "major" off season announcement is pending and that an formal press conference is being planned for this week.
When contacted over the weekend for comment AGFHOF Don Bernitt denied reports that the Apples were about to announce their 2008 title sponsor. The Apples have been in high level discussions for several weeks as they work towards finalizing what is expected to be a long term naming rights deal with the team.
Bernitt, who had just finished meeting with team procurement officials responsible for the naming rights negotiations, refused to comment on the specific Apples news that is pending. "I can tell you this much " said Bernitt " this is not about our naming rights or our new stadium, it's simply news of a rooster move that will have a few folks being shuffled around." Bernitt then joined several other Apples as they watched video tapes of the recent World Hot Air Balloon Championships that were held in Phoenix, AZ. " I thought I'd take a look at Phoenix on video tape since the Titans SUCK and wont be going there for the Super Bowl " added Bernit
If recent Apple events are any indication of what is to come next then the one thing can be said for sure............ How bout them Apples!
Details Unknown At This Time
WhatsNext
Nashville
Sources close to the Apples are today reporting that a "major" off season announcement is pending and that an formal press conference is being planned for this week.
When contacted over the weekend for comment AGFHOF Don Bernitt denied reports that the Apples were about to announce their 2008 title sponsor. The Apples have been in high level discussions for several weeks as they work towards finalizing what is expected to be a long term naming rights deal with the team.
Bernitt, who had just finished meeting with team procurement officials responsible for the naming rights negotiations, refused to comment on the specific Apples news that is pending. "I can tell you this much " said Bernitt " this is not about our naming rights or our new stadium, it's simply news of a rooster move that will have a few folks being shuffled around." Bernitt then joined several other Apples as they watched video tapes of the recent World Hot Air Balloon Championships that were held in Phoenix, AZ. " I thought I'd take a look at Phoenix on video tape since the Titans SUCK and wont be going there for the Super Bowl " added Bernit
If recent Apple events are any indication of what is to come next then the one thing can be said for sure............ How bout them Apples!
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Apples on Monday Night Football
Apples A Mile High
Denver Welcomes the Apples
SkiColorado.com
Nashville,TN
Following a weekend at the United States Air Force Academy, the Apples continued their Colorado off season tour Monday with a surprise visit to Denver's Mile High Stadium. The Apples were special guest of The National Football League and ESPN as they joined in the pomp and circumstance that is Monday Night Football. When contacted at the NFL headquarters in New York, commissioner Roger Goodell pointed out that he and Granny White Coed Softball League commissioner Sam Metz were not just league commissioners but that they also were very close friends as well. " Sammy and I go back a long way and it's always fun when we can bring our two leagues together at some level " said Goodell.
Not to be lost in the evening was the fact that the Apples happened to be in Denver when Nashville's own Tennesse Titans came to town for the Monday Night Showdown. "Yes we knew about this game before we came west " said AGFHOF Don Bernitt as he buttoned down his winter parka as the Colorado evening turned chilly when darkness arrived.. " If you remember back the Titans were an opponent of ours during the softball season and we kicked their butts when we played them so we thought the least we could do was come out here and try and root them on to a win." added Bernitt as he filled his pint size thermos with a unknown liquid.
When asked for comment following the game Bernitt said " well the Titans sucked when we played them in softball this summer and it has to be pretty damn clear to anyone who watched the game tonight that they still SUCK!" Bernitt then joined the rest of the Apples as they waded into the crowd of jeering Broncos fans as the evening at Mile High Stadium came to the end.
With that it was quick police escort back to their hotel for a quick nap and an early morning flight back to the Music City. And so it goes, another road trip on the Apples off season tour is in the books and the only thing that can be said for sure is, How bout them Apples!
PHOTOS BELOW
Denver Welcomes the Apples
SkiColorado.com
Nashville,TN
Following a weekend at the United States Air Force Academy, the Apples continued their Colorado off season tour Monday with a surprise visit to Denver's Mile High Stadium. The Apples were special guest of The National Football League and ESPN as they joined in the pomp and circumstance that is Monday Night Football. When contacted at the NFL headquarters in New York, commissioner Roger Goodell pointed out that he and Granny White Coed Softball League commissioner Sam Metz were not just league commissioners but that they also were very close friends as well. " Sammy and I go back a long way and it's always fun when we can bring our two leagues together at some level " said Goodell.
Not to be lost in the evening was the fact that the Apples happened to be in Denver when Nashville's own Tennesse Titans came to town for the Monday Night Showdown. "Yes we knew about this game before we came west " said AGFHOF Don Bernitt as he buttoned down his winter parka as the Colorado evening turned chilly when darkness arrived.. " If you remember back the Titans were an opponent of ours during the softball season and we kicked their butts when we played them so we thought the least we could do was come out here and try and root them on to a win." added Bernitt as he filled his pint size thermos with a unknown liquid.
When asked for comment following the game Bernitt said " well the Titans sucked when we played them in softball this summer and it has to be pretty damn clear to anyone who watched the game tonight that they still SUCK!" Bernitt then joined the rest of the Apples as they waded into the crowd of jeering Broncos fans as the evening at Mile High Stadium came to the end.
With that it was quick police escort back to their hotel for a quick nap and an early morning flight back to the Music City. And so it goes, another road trip on the Apples off season tour is in the books and the only thing that can be said for sure is, How bout them Apples!
PHOTOS BELOW
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Apples Soar
Goodwill Tour Continues
Air Force Academy Welcomes Apples
Stars and Stripes
Nashville
The Apples off season goodwill tour continued this past weekend with a team visit to the United States Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs, CO. The Apples were special guest of the USAFA and Cadet 4th Class Michael Oliver.
" You can't believe what their visit has done for the morale here at the Academy " said Oliver during a break in the weekends activities. " It's a pretty tough go around here on a day to day basis and it was nice to see some familiar faces for a day " continued Oliver.
The Apples weekend at the Academy was highlighted by a team visit to the Air Force - San Diego State football game. As has become a custom with the Apples the team joined in the local activities of the day and were led by outfielder Patty Pender who piloted one of the F-16 Thunderbird fighter jets during their traditional fly over of Falcon Stadium before the start of the game.
" It was an awesome ride " said Pender as she stepped out of the cockpit of the jet following her flight in the shadows of the Rockie Mountains. " I wish they would have given me more fuel, I could have stayed up there all day "
When asked for his reaction to the pre game flight AGFHOF Don Bernitt said that although he enjoyed watching Pender scream across the sky with the Thunderbirds he was concerned that Pender might have violated her contract which strictly prohibits any activities that could put her or any Apple in a position that might lead to injury. " We'll have to check with our legal dept. before we take any action " said Bernitt
Following Saturday's events at the Academy the Apples took to the road for a visit to Pikes Peak and one of nature's true wonders, the 'Garden of the Gods' "It's an amazing place " said former Apple Head Coach Dennis Miller as he wiped tears from his eyes after being overcome by the splendor of the purple mountain majesty of the Rockie Mountains. Miller, who coached the Apples in 2005, and his high powered agent Barbara Woehnker flew into Denver over the weekend to join the Apples fueling rumors that Miller and his agent are in negotiations with the Apples that would lead to Miller rejoining the team for the 2008 season. When asked to comment on the possibility of Miller signing a new contract with the Apples, AGFHOF Don Bernitt said the chances were about the same as the Green Bay Packers chances going to the Super Bowl. " Stranger things have happened though " said Bernitt has he and his father Dan joined several other Apples on a hike up into the snow capped Rockie Mtns.
And so it was as the Apples off season tour continues and once again the question to be asked is, what next?
How bout them Apples !
SEE PHOTOS BELOW
Air Force Academy Welcomes Apples
Stars and Stripes
Nashville
The Apples off season goodwill tour continued this past weekend with a team visit to the United States Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs, CO. The Apples were special guest of the USAFA and Cadet 4th Class Michael Oliver.
" You can't believe what their visit has done for the morale here at the Academy " said Oliver during a break in the weekends activities. " It's a pretty tough go around here on a day to day basis and it was nice to see some familiar faces for a day " continued Oliver.
The Apples weekend at the Academy was highlighted by a team visit to the Air Force - San Diego State football game. As has become a custom with the Apples the team joined in the local activities of the day and were led by outfielder Patty Pender who piloted one of the F-16 Thunderbird fighter jets during their traditional fly over of Falcon Stadium before the start of the game.
" It was an awesome ride " said Pender as she stepped out of the cockpit of the jet following her flight in the shadows of the Rockie Mountains. " I wish they would have given me more fuel, I could have stayed up there all day "
When asked for his reaction to the pre game flight AGFHOF Don Bernitt said that although he enjoyed watching Pender scream across the sky with the Thunderbirds he was concerned that Pender might have violated her contract which strictly prohibits any activities that could put her or any Apple in a position that might lead to injury. " We'll have to check with our legal dept. before we take any action " said Bernitt
Following Saturday's events at the Academy the Apples took to the road for a visit to Pikes Peak and one of nature's true wonders, the 'Garden of the Gods' "It's an amazing place " said former Apple Head Coach Dennis Miller as he wiped tears from his eyes after being overcome by the splendor of the purple mountain majesty of the Rockie Mountains. Miller, who coached the Apples in 2005, and his high powered agent Barbara Woehnker flew into Denver over the weekend to join the Apples fueling rumors that Miller and his agent are in negotiations with the Apples that would lead to Miller rejoining the team for the 2008 season. When asked to comment on the possibility of Miller signing a new contract with the Apples, AGFHOF Don Bernitt said the chances were about the same as the Green Bay Packers chances going to the Super Bowl. " Stranger things have happened though " said Bernitt has he and his father Dan joined several other Apples on a hike up into the snow capped Rockie Mtns.
And so it was as the Apples off season tour continues and once again the question to be asked is, what next?
How bout them Apples !
SEE PHOTOS BELOW
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
APPLES on EBAY
Naming Rights Available
Bidding Underway
TIASBEM
Nashville,TN
Following last weeks news that the Apples have expired their naming rights contract with multi year sponsor FreshPoint and Overton, it has been announced that the bidding war for a partnership with the Apples is officially underway.
The naming rights and overall sponsorship of the Apples are now available world wide via the auction site EBAY.
To place your bid visit the live auction at www.ebay.com and enter item # 160173458836 in the search bar.
Good Luck and Bid High.
The Apples
Bidding Underway
TIASBEM
Nashville,TN
Following last weeks news that the Apples have expired their naming rights contract with multi year sponsor FreshPoint and Overton, it has been announced that the bidding war for a partnership with the Apples is officially underway.
The naming rights and overall sponsorship of the Apples are now available world wide via the auction site EBAY.
To place your bid visit the live auction at www.ebay.com and enter item # 160173458836 in the search bar.
Good Luck and Bid High.
The Apples
Friday, October 26, 2007
Apples Move On
Team Sponsorship Ends
NextPage
Nashville,TN
In a written statement released by Granny White Coed Softball League Commissioner Sam Metz, it was today announced that Nashville Coed Softball giant 'The Apples' have after 16 years of successful partnership ended their affiliation with past team sponsors Overton and FreshPoint.
The announcement by Metz stated in part that " It is with gratitude, and in appreciation of all past and current colleagues that the Apples have elected to end their relationship with their current sponsor."
To many softball fans around the world this decision by the Apples may come as a surprise, but to those close to the Apples and familiar with the teams inner workings this move will be seen as one whose time has come.
When interviewed near his gated Hilton Head Island off season home, AGFHOF Don Bernitt thanked his sponsors for " A wonderful decade and a half of partnership and support." " Think about it " added the always humble Bernitt, " we started this team at basically ground zero 16 years ago and through the efforts of many built it into a local dynasty that can not be denied."
"Looking back we always did whatever it took and busted our butts everyday to get to this point" said Bernitt. "We have made it to the top of this mountain and now we are going to go climb another." Bernitt continued the interview by adding that " today, today, today, I consider myself the luckiest, luckiest man on the face of the earth, earth." "I would also like to publicly thank the Lord Jesus for all the wonderful experiences and relationships I have enjoyed these past years, I'm darn proud to be an Apple" said Bernitt as he sipped his Starbucks Non Fat No Whip Extra Hot Mocha near the Sea Pines Beach Club.
With the news of the Apples change of sponsorship, it brings to light the possibility of the team now resigning All Star First Baseman Christi Copous who last week left the Apples to test the free agent market. When asked if any contact had been made with Copous to discuss her desire to rejoin the 2008 Apples, Bernitt said that before any moves are made in that direction Copous would have to show that she could still hit.
With the 2008 season just a few months away the question to be answered now is who will step up and fork out the large amount of cash needed to assume the highly visible role of title sponsor of the Apples. When asked for comment, Bernitt acknowledged that the Apples have entered into a tentative contract agreement with a new sponsor but that the name and details of the partnership will remain confidential until new team colors and logo's are finalized.
When contacted at the Apples Marketing Department for possible insight on the team's new look, Head Apparel Buyer Tim Kaylor said that he has seen an increase in sales of Apple gear over the past few days. " I guess we are looking at vintage items now and without question they have been flying off the shelves." Kaylor refused to comment on the Apples new look when pressed for details and directed all further inquiries to the League Office.
Additional attempts to learn of the Apples new look were unsuccessful when team swing coach Jeff Bailey responded to questions with a stern statement of " Listen fella... I have a cruise line to catch in a few hours and right now I don't give a F*%% about your Bull*#%* questions."
If history is any indication of what is to become of the Apples, it is a safe bet to say that the 2008 campaign will be an explosive season and that we will all soon again hear that now famous cheer...............How bout them Apples !!
*** Additional insights and unedited comments by Bernitt are also now available on the Apples Premium Members Only pay for view website. For membership information leave your contact information below.
Team Sponsorship Ends
NextPage
Nashville,TN
In a written statement released by Granny White Coed Softball League Commissioner Sam Metz, it was today announced that Nashville Coed Softball giant 'The Apples' have after 16 years of successful partnership ended their affiliation with past team sponsors Overton and FreshPoint.
The announcement by Metz stated in part that " It is with gratitude, and in appreciation of all past and current colleagues that the Apples have elected to end their relationship with their current sponsor."
To many softball fans around the world this decision by the Apples may come as a surprise, but to those close to the Apples and familiar with the teams inner workings this move will be seen as one whose time has come.
When interviewed near his gated Hilton Head Island off season home, AGFHOF Don Bernitt thanked his sponsors for " A wonderful decade and a half of partnership and support." " Think about it " added the always humble Bernitt, " we started this team at basically ground zero 16 years ago and through the efforts of many built it into a local dynasty that can not be denied."
"Looking back we always did whatever it took and busted our butts everyday to get to this point" said Bernitt. "We have made it to the top of this mountain and now we are going to go climb another." Bernitt continued the interview by adding that " today, today, today, I consider myself the luckiest, luckiest man on the face of the earth, earth." "I would also like to publicly thank the Lord Jesus for all the wonderful experiences and relationships I have enjoyed these past years, I'm darn proud to be an Apple" said Bernitt as he sipped his Starbucks Non Fat No Whip Extra Hot Mocha near the Sea Pines Beach Club.
With the news of the Apples change of sponsorship, it brings to light the possibility of the team now resigning All Star First Baseman Christi Copous who last week left the Apples to test the free agent market. When asked if any contact had been made with Copous to discuss her desire to rejoin the 2008 Apples, Bernitt said that before any moves are made in that direction Copous would have to show that she could still hit.
With the 2008 season just a few months away the question to be answered now is who will step up and fork out the large amount of cash needed to assume the highly visible role of title sponsor of the Apples. When asked for comment, Bernitt acknowledged that the Apples have entered into a tentative contract agreement with a new sponsor but that the name and details of the partnership will remain confidential until new team colors and logo's are finalized.
When contacted at the Apples Marketing Department for possible insight on the team's new look, Head Apparel Buyer Tim Kaylor said that he has seen an increase in sales of Apple gear over the past few days. " I guess we are looking at vintage items now and without question they have been flying off the shelves." Kaylor refused to comment on the Apples new look when pressed for details and directed all further inquiries to the League Office.
Additional attempts to learn of the Apples new look were unsuccessful when team swing coach Jeff Bailey responded to questions with a stern statement of " Listen fella... I have a cruise line to catch in a few hours and right now I don't give a F*%% about your Bull*#%* questions."
If history is any indication of what is to become of the Apples, it is a safe bet to say that the 2008 campaign will be an explosive season and that we will all soon again hear that now famous cheer...............How bout them Apples !!
*** Additional insights and unedited comments by Bernitt are also now available on the Apples Premium Members Only pay for view website. For membership information leave your contact information below.
Monday, October 22, 2007
Apples Announce Front Office Move
Chris Wisekal Heading West
Golf Digest
Nashville, TN
Following last weeks off season news that Apple All Star First Baseman Christi Copous has elected to enter the free agent market and will not sign with the Apples, it has now been learned that longtime team Executive Vice President Chris Wisekal likewise will also be leaving the Apples.
Sources close to the Apples and speaking on the condition of anonymity, have told Golf Digest that although Wisekal will not be leaving FreshPoint he will in fact be leaving the Apples in Nashville.
Initial reports have Wisekal leaving the Apples to accept the challenge of heading up the teams new training facilities in Phoenix, AZ. When approached in a suburban Nashville drug store parking lot over the weekend, Wisekal quickly threw his newly purchased suntan lotion and sunglasses into his truck and departed without comment.
When contacted at a Smyrna,TN pizzeria Saturday night, AGFHOF Don Bernitt denied any knowledge of Wisekal's impending move and would only say that " I've played golf with Chris and there is no doubt that the courses in Nashville simply do not challenge his game anymore." " Chris is a player, if he takes his game west there is no question that he will love what Arizona has to offer."
Bernitt continued by saying that if this news of Wiskeal's departure is true that he and all the Apples " thank Wisekal for all he has done for the club over the many years of their shared tenure in Nashville. " Chris will be missed there is no doubt about it " concluded Bernitt before returning to feast at the newest Snappy Tomato Pizza Buffet to open in Middle TN.
And so it goes, the Apples off season rolls on and now the question must be asked, what other moves are to happen before we again hear that now famous cheer................ How bout them Apples !!
Chris Wisekal Heading West
Golf Digest
Nashville, TN
Following last weeks off season news that Apple All Star First Baseman Christi Copous has elected to enter the free agent market and will not sign with the Apples, it has now been learned that longtime team Executive Vice President Chris Wisekal likewise will also be leaving the Apples.
Sources close to the Apples and speaking on the condition of anonymity, have told Golf Digest that although Wisekal will not be leaving FreshPoint he will in fact be leaving the Apples in Nashville.
Initial reports have Wisekal leaving the Apples to accept the challenge of heading up the teams new training facilities in Phoenix, AZ. When approached in a suburban Nashville drug store parking lot over the weekend, Wisekal quickly threw his newly purchased suntan lotion and sunglasses into his truck and departed without comment.
When contacted at a Smyrna,TN pizzeria Saturday night, AGFHOF Don Bernitt denied any knowledge of Wisekal's impending move and would only say that " I've played golf with Chris and there is no doubt that the courses in Nashville simply do not challenge his game anymore." " Chris is a player, if he takes his game west there is no question that he will love what Arizona has to offer."
Bernitt continued by saying that if this news of Wiskeal's departure is true that he and all the Apples " thank Wisekal for all he has done for the club over the many years of their shared tenure in Nashville. " Chris will be missed there is no doubt about it " concluded Bernitt before returning to feast at the newest Snappy Tomato Pizza Buffet to open in Middle TN.
And so it goes, the Apples off season rolls on and now the question must be asked, what other moves are to happen before we again hear that now famous cheer................ How bout them Apples !!
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Apple Turnover
Copous To Leave Team
Bite Online
Nashville, TN
In breaking news out of Nashville, it has been announced that Apple All Star First Baseman Christi Copous has elected to opt out of the final year of her contract with FreshPoint and will instead enter the lucrative free agent market heading into the 2008 season.
Although attempts to reach Copous a 4 time All Star and the 2005 Granny White Female Player of the Year were unsuccessful, AGFHOF Don Bernitt was contacted at his sprawling Nashville estate for his reaction to Copous's departure from FreshPoint. Said Bernitt, " Graveyards are full of irreplaceable players and on top of that I've been wanting to play first base for a while so this is no skin off my back." " Although I wish Ms Copous well, I also look forward to beating her brains out if we go up against her next season" added Bernitt
Asked if Copous's leaving FreshPoint might lead to the first ever retiring of a number by the team, the hard of hearing Bernitt said " I don't think calling anyone retarded does any good and I wont get into a mud slinging contest over her leaving FreshPoint"
When then asked if he expected any other roster moves to take place before the Apples begin their 2008 chase for the Coed Softball World Championship, Bernitt said " Gosh I sure hope not, but I've been playing this game for a long time and nothing surprises me anymore."
With her departure from FreshPoint now official, Copous leaves behind a record of achievement that will be hard for anyone to match. So with that, there is but one more thing to say.. Best Wishes Christi and rememeber, once an Apple always an Apple.
Copous To Leave Team
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Nashville, TN
In breaking news out of Nashville, it has been announced that Apple All Star First Baseman Christi Copous has elected to opt out of the final year of her contract with FreshPoint and will instead enter the lucrative free agent market heading into the 2008 season.
Although attempts to reach Copous a 4 time All Star and the 2005 Granny White Female Player of the Year were unsuccessful, AGFHOF Don Bernitt was contacted at his sprawling Nashville estate for his reaction to Copous's departure from FreshPoint. Said Bernitt, " Graveyards are full of irreplaceable players and on top of that I've been wanting to play first base for a while so this is no skin off my back." " Although I wish Ms Copous well, I also look forward to beating her brains out if we go up against her next season" added Bernitt
Asked if Copous's leaving FreshPoint might lead to the first ever retiring of a number by the team, the hard of hearing Bernitt said " I don't think calling anyone retarded does any good and I wont get into a mud slinging contest over her leaving FreshPoint"
When then asked if he expected any other roster moves to take place before the Apples begin their 2008 chase for the Coed Softball World Championship, Bernitt said " Gosh I sure hope not, but I've been playing this game for a long time and nothing surprises me anymore."
With her departure from FreshPoint now official, Copous leaves behind a record of achievement that will be hard for anyone to match. So with that, there is but one more thing to say.. Best Wishes Christi and rememeber, once an Apple always an Apple.
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