Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Apples Married

Wisekal - Goldstein Tie Knot
Will Call Arizona Home

Yeababy
Phoenix,AZ.

Following weeks of speculation and rampant rumor throughout Nashville and the desert Southwest, it has today been confirmed that Apples Chris Wisekal and Rachel Goldstein are now officially husband and wife.

"Give me a break fellas we're on our honeymoon" gushed Apple Chris Wisekal through a partially opened door at the newlyweds suburban Phoenix estate.

"Chris....the hot tub and I miss you" sang the new bride as she poured fresh glasses of Apple champagne on the back deck.

"Sorry boys, I gotta go" said the groom as he slammed the door shut and raced with excitement to join his bride.

Still in full honeymoon glow, the couple has let it be known that they were married in a super secret private ceremony earlier this Spring. "They're both very private people so I'm not surprised to hear about their marriage this way" replied Apple Christi Copous when contacted in Nashville.

Copous then refused to answer questions about a recent business trip she took to Arizona which has led some to believe that she was perhaps at the wedding. "Bite me" snapped Copous when pressed for information about what she knew and when she knew it regarding the wedding announcement.

Additional efforts to speak with Chris and Rachel were unsuccessful as the couple cranked up the in house stereo system and turned up the heat of the hot tub.

And so it goes, what once was a rumor is now a fact.

On behalf of the entire Apple family, Cheers to Chris and Rachel Wisekal !!

No truer words have ever been spoken; How bout them Apples

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Apples visit White House

Apples in D.C.
POTUS welcomes Apples

Wethepeople
Washington D.C.

In a trip not made public until it had concluded, it was today learned that the Apples this past weekend made a surprise visit to Washington D.C. as special guest of Barack Obama.

As is often the case, security issues prohibited the Apples from announcing their visit in advance. "We've been known to ruffle a few feathers in D.C." so we thought it best that we not make a big deal about the trip said AGFHOF Don Bernitt as he stepped off team plane Apple 1 following the teams return trip to Nashville.

The Apples visit to D.C. included an Easter Sunrise service at the Jefferson Memorial followed by a trip to visit the first family. "Not sure where the mix up happened but the President apparently had the dates wrong and was not home when we went by the White House" said Apple Patty Pender before climbing into a Secret Service limo for a 2 hour visit to Arlington National Cemetery.

"Arlington is a special place of hallowed grounds" said Bernitt as he described the visit that included viewings of the Changing of the Guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and quiet moments at the graves of John F Kennedy, Robert F Kennedy, Ted Kennedy and astronauts from the Challenger and Discovery disasters.

Before departing Arlington for their return to Nashville, the Apples also were seen visiting the recently open memorial to all American women who have served in our countries armed forces. Not lost on the moment was the fact that Apple Patty Pender is herself a veteran having flown helicopters in the United States Army before joining the Apples as starting center fielder and team pilot.


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The Apples enjoyed the famous Cherry Blossom Festival in D.C.








JFK and the Eternal Flame





Apple pilot Patty Pender, an American Veteran





Tomb of the Unknowns




Challenger and Discovery Astronauts at Arlington





The Apples were seen at a sunrise service at the Jefferson Memorial