Wednesday, August 12, 2009

APPLES RELEASE CHINA PHOTOS

Good Times Comrade
Nashville,TN

Following a recent off season trip to The Peoples Republic Of China, the Apples learned yesterday that their official team photographer Matty Oliver, has been released by the Chinese Red Army following 2 weeks in detention. Oliver was held at an unknown location on the outskirts of Beijing while his photographs of the Apples goodwill tour were reviewed and in some instances censored.

When asked to comment before boarding a flight back to America, a hungry and dehydrated Oliver was heard to mutter, " ma ma chi ma, ma...fisherman, fisherman."

It has been announced that a 2hr video of the Apples visit to China is now in final production and will be available soon by mail order only. Titled, "Just because we're Apples, that doesn't mean we're RED." The video is reported to press the boundaries of Sino - American relations and it is rumoured to already have been banned in 6 states and 3 foreign countries.

In preparation for the release of the video, several still photography shots have turned up recently on several websites which has today prompted the Apples to release the below photographs:

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