APPLES TO SUSPEND SOFTBALL OPERATIONS

2009 Season In Doubt
The End Of An Era

Nashville
Sayitaintso

In a sign of the times, it has been learned that the Apples have scheduled a press conference for this weekend to announce that they will suspend operations of the Coed Softball division of their global entity.

A source close to the Apples has confirmed that barring an 11th hour solution, the Apples will forgo tomorrow's league mandated payment of dues thereby ending a 10 year run as one of the most prominent Coed softball teams in Nashville history.

When reached for comment early this morning, a somber AGFHOF Don Bernitt would not comment on reports that the Apples finances had been compromised by disgraced Wall Street executive Bernie Madoff.

Although a connection to Madoff would help answer questions as to why the Apples were so inactive in this past off seasons free agent signing period, additional leaks from the Apple front office are helping paint a picture that shows that the true problem with the Apples is their inability to find enough players to field a team.

"Yea, there is some truth to that" said Bernitt when asked if the Apples were struggling to find enough experienced girls to play this season. "We've set the bar very high these past few years and it's not easy to find great talent year after year." Added Bernitt, "All good things come to an end, and with this will come a new beginning of Hope and Change that we can Believe In." Whatever the heck that means.

As the sun now appears to be setting on the Apples Coed Softball dynasty, it is time we turn our attention to the East and wait for the rising sun that will soon bring light to a new day in which we will again hear that now famous cheer............

How bout them Apples !!