Future Apple Off to Germany
Michael Oliver Heads Overseas
USAUSA
Nashville, TN
In breaking news out of the United States Air Force Acadamey, it has been announced that future Apple Michael Oliver, a freshman at the USAFA, has been given his summer duty assignment and will soon be on his way for a tour of duty at the Ramstein Airbase in Germany. Oliver, nephew of Don Bernitt, was notified earlier today and as expected is one excited Cadet. " Germany is where my mom and dad met so this assignment will be special to me" said Oliver as he rifled through the Google world map to determine the exact location of his 2008 summer home.
When he arrives at Ramstein, Oliver will soon see why the airbase which is seven miles west of Kaiserslautern, is in fact the largest NATO airbase in the world. In addition to the storied history of the base which was also visited by his Aunt Patty when she served as a helicopter pilot in the U.S. Army, Oliver will pay witness to one of the finest 18 hole golf courses in Europe and some of the best beer in all the world. (At 18 years of age,and a Cadet of the finest honour, Oliver will not partake in actual consumption)
It is with pride and confidence in America's next best generation that the Apples congratulate Cadet 4th Class Michael Oliver
GO MICHAEL GO !!
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