Apples Pained
Realize Their Good Fortune
RealLife
Nashville TN
The Apples today join the rest of the world in expressing their deepest sadness upon hearing of the assassination of former Pakistan Prime Minister and opposition leader Benazir Bhutto.
"It feels like I've been kicked in the stomach " said Don Bernitt this morning. "It is a crying shame that we have to witness mans inhumanity to man like this." "What about peace on earth and goodwill to all" continued Bernitt
Bernitt went on to say that although he would not pretend to be able to tell anyone of the long history and struggles of the Pakistani people, he would however stand up in front of anyone and tell them that the assassination of Bhutto should be publicly condemned by all. To quote Mohandas Gandhi " Non-cooperation with evil is a sacred duty"
"As we in America enter into our political season and prepare to elect a new President, it is our duty to be individually aware that we are living in the greatest country on earth and we must all reject the violent avenues taken today in Pakistan." added Bernitt
Peace be with Benazir Bhutto and GOD bless America.
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Merry Christmas from the Apples
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Nashville
Not a creature was stirring, not even an Apple;
The stockings were hung on the bat rack with care,
In hopes that opening day soon would be there.
With Tony in his new red shoes and Brooke in her cap,
the Apples had settled down for their off season nap,
The Apples were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of another undefeated season danced in their heads.
When out on Granny White Field there arose a clatter,
I jumped from my sauna to see what was the matter.
Away to the dugout I flew like a flash,
tore open the gate and threw out the starting lineup.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a dozen new balls and a case of Coors Light Beer.
Then there was a bald old Apple so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be Don Bernitt
More rapid than John Jones the team they came,
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name;
Now Keith, now Patty, now Robin and Gregs,
On Christi, On Tiffany, and Sarah and Shane
From the top of the batting order to the top of the standings,
now hit that ball,hit that ball, hit that ball all!
And then in a twinkling was heard on the dugout roof,
the prancing and pawing of Bella's little hoof.
As I spat in my hand, and was turning around,
down the dugout Commissioner Sammy Metz came with a bound.
He was dressed in Apple red from his head to his foot,
and his clothes were tarnished with seaweed and soot.
A bundle of new Apple uniforms he had flung on his back,
and he looked like a school boy just opening his pack.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
soon gave me to know that the Apples are not dead.
He spoke not a word but instead went straight to work,
and filled all the bat bags before calling the umpire a jerk.
Laying a finger aside his nose, and giving a nod out the dugout he went.
I heard him exclaim as he rounded third and was soon out of sight,
"Merry Christmas from the Apples and to all a good night."
How bout them Apples !!
Not a creature was stirring, not even an Apple;
The stockings were hung on the bat rack with care,
In hopes that opening day soon would be there.
With Tony in his new red shoes and Brooke in her cap,
the Apples had settled down for their off season nap,
The Apples were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of another undefeated season danced in their heads.
When out on Granny White Field there arose a clatter,
I jumped from my sauna to see what was the matter.
Away to the dugout I flew like a flash,
tore open the gate and threw out the starting lineup.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a dozen new balls and a case of Coors Light Beer.
Then there was a bald old Apple so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be Don Bernitt
More rapid than John Jones the team they came,
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name;
Now Keith, now Patty, now Robin and Gregs,
On Christi, On Tiffany, and Sarah and Shane
From the top of the batting order to the top of the standings,
now hit that ball,hit that ball, hit that ball all!
And then in a twinkling was heard on the dugout roof,
the prancing and pawing of Bella's little hoof.
As I spat in my hand, and was turning around,
down the dugout Commissioner Sammy Metz came with a bound.
He was dressed in Apple red from his head to his foot,
and his clothes were tarnished with seaweed and soot.
A bundle of new Apple uniforms he had flung on his back,
and he looked like a school boy just opening his pack.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
soon gave me to know that the Apples are not dead.
He spoke not a word but instead went straight to work,
and filled all the bat bags before calling the umpire a jerk.
Laying a finger aside his nose, and giving a nod out the dugout he went.
I heard him exclaim as he rounded third and was soon out of sight,
"Merry Christmas from the Apples and to all a good night."
How bout them Apples !!
Saturday, December 15, 2007
A New Apple Arrives
Holiday Season Brings A Gift
Apples Celebrate A New Life
Girlsrule
Nashville, TN
It what undoubtedly is the greatest gift of all, the Apples today announced the newest member of the Apples with the birth of Paula Grace Alexander.
Gracie as she will be known is the daughter of 2007 Apple All - Star and League MVP Shane Alexander and his wife Angela. " It is by the grace of God that Angela and I have been blessed with our beautiful daughter " said the proud father as he left the hospital to take his most special gift of the year home for her first Christmas.
The entire Apple family extends their best wishes to Shane, Angela and Gracie.
How bout them Apples !!
Apples Celebrate A New Life
Girlsrule
Nashville, TN
It what undoubtedly is the greatest gift of all, the Apples today announced the newest member of the Apples with the birth of Paula Grace Alexander.
Gracie as she will be known is the daughter of 2007 Apple All - Star and League MVP Shane Alexander and his wife Angela. " It is by the grace of God that Angela and I have been blessed with our beautiful daughter " said the proud father as he left the hospital to take his most special gift of the year home for her first Christmas.
The entire Apple family extends their best wishes to Shane, Angela and Gracie.
How bout them Apples !!
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Kaylor On The Move
Apples Active In Hot Stove League
Kaylor to Join Wisekal in Arizona
Sunnyside Up
Nashville TN
As was first reported yesterday, the Apples have officially announced that last years Team Apparel Manager Tim Kaylor has accepted a similar position at the teams former Spring Training Complex in Phoenix, Arizona.
" I'm excited as heck " Kaylor said when reached for comment last night at a Nashville Christmas tree lot. " This is always a joyful time of year for me and I feel especially grateful this year for the gift of this opportunity that has come my way." When asked what he would miss the most about Nashville as he heads to the Grand Canyon State, Kalyor said " The UT Vols and the GTC. "
Kaylor will be joining Exec. V.P. Chris Wisekal who's move to Arizona was announced on this blog this past Oct. Wisekal could not be reached for comment on Kaylor's pending move which is not uncommon for Wiskeal who tends to spend a good bit of his off season drinking wine and smoking cigars in the hot tub at his sprawling Middle Tennessee home.
Of course no off season news would be complete without a word or two from AGFHOF Don Bernitt who himself is in the middle of a hectic off season of training and restructuring. When approached at the Nashville Airport before departing on a flight for Moscow to meet with Vladimir Putin, Bernitt said " I'm happy for Tim, he has been a great friend of the Apples in Nashville and I will miss him." " However" added Bernitt " I've made several trips to the Valley of the Sun the past few years and now I have another reason to go"
And so the off season rolls on and the clock continues to tick, 93 days till opening day.
How bout them Apples
Kaylor to Join Wisekal in Arizona
Sunnyside Up
Nashville TN
As was first reported yesterday, the Apples have officially announced that last years Team Apparel Manager Tim Kaylor has accepted a similar position at the teams former Spring Training Complex in Phoenix, Arizona.
" I'm excited as heck " Kaylor said when reached for comment last night at a Nashville Christmas tree lot. " This is always a joyful time of year for me and I feel especially grateful this year for the gift of this opportunity that has come my way." When asked what he would miss the most about Nashville as he heads to the Grand Canyon State, Kalyor said " The UT Vols and the GTC. "
Kaylor will be joining Exec. V.P. Chris Wisekal who's move to Arizona was announced on this blog this past Oct. Wisekal could not be reached for comment on Kaylor's pending move which is not uncommon for Wiskeal who tends to spend a good bit of his off season drinking wine and smoking cigars in the hot tub at his sprawling Middle Tennessee home.
Of course no off season news would be complete without a word or two from AGFHOF Don Bernitt who himself is in the middle of a hectic off season of training and restructuring. When approached at the Nashville Airport before departing on a flight for Moscow to meet with Vladimir Putin, Bernitt said " I'm happy for Tim, he has been a great friend of the Apples in Nashville and I will miss him." " However" added Bernitt " I've made several trips to the Valley of the Sun the past few years and now I have another reason to go"
And so the off season rolls on and the clock continues to tick, 93 days till opening day.
How bout them Apples
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Apples To Hold Press Conference
Off Season Announcement Planned
Details Unknown At This Time
WhatsNext
Nashville
Sources close to the Apples are today reporting that a "major" off season announcement is pending and that an formal press conference is being planned for this week.
When contacted over the weekend for comment AGFHOF Don Bernitt denied reports that the Apples were about to announce their 2008 title sponsor. The Apples have been in high level discussions for several weeks as they work towards finalizing what is expected to be a long term naming rights deal with the team.
Bernitt, who had just finished meeting with team procurement officials responsible for the naming rights negotiations, refused to comment on the specific Apples news that is pending. "I can tell you this much " said Bernitt " this is not about our naming rights or our new stadium, it's simply news of a rooster move that will have a few folks being shuffled around." Bernitt then joined several other Apples as they watched video tapes of the recent World Hot Air Balloon Championships that were held in Phoenix, AZ. " I thought I'd take a look at Phoenix on video tape since the Titans SUCK and wont be going there for the Super Bowl " added Bernit
If recent Apple events are any indication of what is to come next then the one thing can be said for sure............ How bout them Apples!
Details Unknown At This Time
WhatsNext
Nashville
Sources close to the Apples are today reporting that a "major" off season announcement is pending and that an formal press conference is being planned for this week.
When contacted over the weekend for comment AGFHOF Don Bernitt denied reports that the Apples were about to announce their 2008 title sponsor. The Apples have been in high level discussions for several weeks as they work towards finalizing what is expected to be a long term naming rights deal with the team.
Bernitt, who had just finished meeting with team procurement officials responsible for the naming rights negotiations, refused to comment on the specific Apples news that is pending. "I can tell you this much " said Bernitt " this is not about our naming rights or our new stadium, it's simply news of a rooster move that will have a few folks being shuffled around." Bernitt then joined several other Apples as they watched video tapes of the recent World Hot Air Balloon Championships that were held in Phoenix, AZ. " I thought I'd take a look at Phoenix on video tape since the Titans SUCK and wont be going there for the Super Bowl " added Bernit
If recent Apple events are any indication of what is to come next then the one thing can be said for sure............ How bout them Apples!
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Apples on Monday Night Football
Apples A Mile High
Denver Welcomes the Apples
SkiColorado.com
Nashville,TN
Following a weekend at the United States Air Force Academy, the Apples continued their Colorado off season tour Monday with a surprise visit to Denver's Mile High Stadium. The Apples were special guest of The National Football League and ESPN as they joined in the pomp and circumstance that is Monday Night Football. When contacted at the NFL headquarters in New York, commissioner Roger Goodell pointed out that he and Granny White Coed Softball League commissioner Sam Metz were not just league commissioners but that they also were very close friends as well. " Sammy and I go back a long way and it's always fun when we can bring our two leagues together at some level " said Goodell.
Not to be lost in the evening was the fact that the Apples happened to be in Denver when Nashville's own Tennesse Titans came to town for the Monday Night Showdown. "Yes we knew about this game before we came west " said AGFHOF Don Bernitt as he buttoned down his winter parka as the Colorado evening turned chilly when darkness arrived.. " If you remember back the Titans were an opponent of ours during the softball season and we kicked their butts when we played them so we thought the least we could do was come out here and try and root them on to a win." added Bernitt as he filled his pint size thermos with a unknown liquid.
When asked for comment following the game Bernitt said " well the Titans sucked when we played them in softball this summer and it has to be pretty damn clear to anyone who watched the game tonight that they still SUCK!" Bernitt then joined the rest of the Apples as they waded into the crowd of jeering Broncos fans as the evening at Mile High Stadium came to the end.
With that it was quick police escort back to their hotel for a quick nap and an early morning flight back to the Music City. And so it goes, another road trip on the Apples off season tour is in the books and the only thing that can be said for sure is, How bout them Apples!
PHOTOS BELOW
Denver Welcomes the Apples
SkiColorado.com
Nashville,TN
Following a weekend at the United States Air Force Academy, the Apples continued their Colorado off season tour Monday with a surprise visit to Denver's Mile High Stadium. The Apples were special guest of The National Football League and ESPN as they joined in the pomp and circumstance that is Monday Night Football. When contacted at the NFL headquarters in New York, commissioner Roger Goodell pointed out that he and Granny White Coed Softball League commissioner Sam Metz were not just league commissioners but that they also were very close friends as well. " Sammy and I go back a long way and it's always fun when we can bring our two leagues together at some level " said Goodell.
Not to be lost in the evening was the fact that the Apples happened to be in Denver when Nashville's own Tennesse Titans came to town for the Monday Night Showdown. "Yes we knew about this game before we came west " said AGFHOF Don Bernitt as he buttoned down his winter parka as the Colorado evening turned chilly when darkness arrived.. " If you remember back the Titans were an opponent of ours during the softball season and we kicked their butts when we played them so we thought the least we could do was come out here and try and root them on to a win." added Bernitt as he filled his pint size thermos with a unknown liquid.
When asked for comment following the game Bernitt said " well the Titans sucked when we played them in softball this summer and it has to be pretty damn clear to anyone who watched the game tonight that they still SUCK!" Bernitt then joined the rest of the Apples as they waded into the crowd of jeering Broncos fans as the evening at Mile High Stadium came to the end.
With that it was quick police escort back to their hotel for a quick nap and an early morning flight back to the Music City. And so it goes, another road trip on the Apples off season tour is in the books and the only thing that can be said for sure is, How bout them Apples!
PHOTOS BELOW
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Apples Soar
Goodwill Tour Continues
Air Force Academy Welcomes Apples
Stars and Stripes
Nashville
The Apples off season goodwill tour continued this past weekend with a team visit to the United States Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs, CO. The Apples were special guest of the USAFA and Cadet 4th Class Michael Oliver.
" You can't believe what their visit has done for the morale here at the Academy " said Oliver during a break in the weekends activities. " It's a pretty tough go around here on a day to day basis and it was nice to see some familiar faces for a day " continued Oliver.
The Apples weekend at the Academy was highlighted by a team visit to the Air Force - San Diego State football game. As has become a custom with the Apples the team joined in the local activities of the day and were led by outfielder Patty Pender who piloted one of the F-16 Thunderbird fighter jets during their traditional fly over of Falcon Stadium before the start of the game.
" It was an awesome ride " said Pender as she stepped out of the cockpit of the jet following her flight in the shadows of the Rockie Mountains. " I wish they would have given me more fuel, I could have stayed up there all day "
When asked for his reaction to the pre game flight AGFHOF Don Bernitt said that although he enjoyed watching Pender scream across the sky with the Thunderbirds he was concerned that Pender might have violated her contract which strictly prohibits any activities that could put her or any Apple in a position that might lead to injury. " We'll have to check with our legal dept. before we take any action " said Bernitt
Following Saturday's events at the Academy the Apples took to the road for a visit to Pikes Peak and one of nature's true wonders, the 'Garden of the Gods' "It's an amazing place " said former Apple Head Coach Dennis Miller as he wiped tears from his eyes after being overcome by the splendor of the purple mountain majesty of the Rockie Mountains. Miller, who coached the Apples in 2005, and his high powered agent Barbara Woehnker flew into Denver over the weekend to join the Apples fueling rumors that Miller and his agent are in negotiations with the Apples that would lead to Miller rejoining the team for the 2008 season. When asked to comment on the possibility of Miller signing a new contract with the Apples, AGFHOF Don Bernitt said the chances were about the same as the Green Bay Packers chances going to the Super Bowl. " Stranger things have happened though " said Bernitt has he and his father Dan joined several other Apples on a hike up into the snow capped Rockie Mtns.
And so it was as the Apples off season tour continues and once again the question to be asked is, what next?
How bout them Apples !
SEE PHOTOS BELOW
Air Force Academy Welcomes Apples
Stars and Stripes
Nashville
The Apples off season goodwill tour continued this past weekend with a team visit to the United States Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs, CO. The Apples were special guest of the USAFA and Cadet 4th Class Michael Oliver.
" You can't believe what their visit has done for the morale here at the Academy " said Oliver during a break in the weekends activities. " It's a pretty tough go around here on a day to day basis and it was nice to see some familiar faces for a day " continued Oliver.
The Apples weekend at the Academy was highlighted by a team visit to the Air Force - San Diego State football game. As has become a custom with the Apples the team joined in the local activities of the day and were led by outfielder Patty Pender who piloted one of the F-16 Thunderbird fighter jets during their traditional fly over of Falcon Stadium before the start of the game.
" It was an awesome ride " said Pender as she stepped out of the cockpit of the jet following her flight in the shadows of the Rockie Mountains. " I wish they would have given me more fuel, I could have stayed up there all day "
When asked for his reaction to the pre game flight AGFHOF Don Bernitt said that although he enjoyed watching Pender scream across the sky with the Thunderbirds he was concerned that Pender might have violated her contract which strictly prohibits any activities that could put her or any Apple in a position that might lead to injury. " We'll have to check with our legal dept. before we take any action " said Bernitt
Following Saturday's events at the Academy the Apples took to the road for a visit to Pikes Peak and one of nature's true wonders, the 'Garden of the Gods' "It's an amazing place " said former Apple Head Coach Dennis Miller as he wiped tears from his eyes after being overcome by the splendor of the purple mountain majesty of the Rockie Mountains. Miller, who coached the Apples in 2005, and his high powered agent Barbara Woehnker flew into Denver over the weekend to join the Apples fueling rumors that Miller and his agent are in negotiations with the Apples that would lead to Miller rejoining the team for the 2008 season. When asked to comment on the possibility of Miller signing a new contract with the Apples, AGFHOF Don Bernitt said the chances were about the same as the Green Bay Packers chances going to the Super Bowl. " Stranger things have happened though " said Bernitt has he and his father Dan joined several other Apples on a hike up into the snow capped Rockie Mtns.
And so it was as the Apples off season tour continues and once again the question to be asked is, what next?
How bout them Apples !
SEE PHOTOS BELOW
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
APPLES on EBAY
Naming Rights Available
Bidding Underway
TIASBEM
Nashville,TN
Following last weeks news that the Apples have expired their naming rights contract with multi year sponsor FreshPoint and Overton, it has been announced that the bidding war for a partnership with the Apples is officially underway.
The naming rights and overall sponsorship of the Apples are now available world wide via the auction site EBAY.
To place your bid visit the live auction at www.ebay.com and enter item # 160173458836 in the search bar.
Good Luck and Bid High.
The Apples
Bidding Underway
TIASBEM
Nashville,TN
Following last weeks news that the Apples have expired their naming rights contract with multi year sponsor FreshPoint and Overton, it has been announced that the bidding war for a partnership with the Apples is officially underway.
The naming rights and overall sponsorship of the Apples are now available world wide via the auction site EBAY.
To place your bid visit the live auction at www.ebay.com and enter item # 160173458836 in the search bar.
Good Luck and Bid High.
The Apples
Friday, October 26, 2007
Apples Move On
Team Sponsorship Ends
NextPage
Nashville,TN
In a written statement released by Granny White Coed Softball League Commissioner Sam Metz, it was today announced that Nashville Coed Softball giant 'The Apples' have after 16 years of successful partnership ended their affiliation with past team sponsors Overton and FreshPoint.
The announcement by Metz stated in part that " It is with gratitude, and in appreciation of all past and current colleagues that the Apples have elected to end their relationship with their current sponsor."
To many softball fans around the world this decision by the Apples may come as a surprise, but to those close to the Apples and familiar with the teams inner workings this move will be seen as one whose time has come.
When interviewed near his gated Hilton Head Island off season home, AGFHOF Don Bernitt thanked his sponsors for " A wonderful decade and a half of partnership and support." " Think about it " added the always humble Bernitt, " we started this team at basically ground zero 16 years ago and through the efforts of many built it into a local dynasty that can not be denied."
"Looking back we always did whatever it took and busted our butts everyday to get to this point" said Bernitt. "We have made it to the top of this mountain and now we are going to go climb another." Bernitt continued the interview by adding that " today, today, today, I consider myself the luckiest, luckiest man on the face of the earth, earth." "I would also like to publicly thank the Lord Jesus for all the wonderful experiences and relationships I have enjoyed these past years, I'm darn proud to be an Apple" said Bernitt as he sipped his Starbucks Non Fat No Whip Extra Hot Mocha near the Sea Pines Beach Club.
With the news of the Apples change of sponsorship, it brings to light the possibility of the team now resigning All Star First Baseman Christi Copous who last week left the Apples to test the free agent market. When asked if any contact had been made with Copous to discuss her desire to rejoin the 2008 Apples, Bernitt said that before any moves are made in that direction Copous would have to show that she could still hit.
With the 2008 season just a few months away the question to be answered now is who will step up and fork out the large amount of cash needed to assume the highly visible role of title sponsor of the Apples. When asked for comment, Bernitt acknowledged that the Apples have entered into a tentative contract agreement with a new sponsor but that the name and details of the partnership will remain confidential until new team colors and logo's are finalized.
When contacted at the Apples Marketing Department for possible insight on the team's new look, Head Apparel Buyer Tim Kaylor said that he has seen an increase in sales of Apple gear over the past few days. " I guess we are looking at vintage items now and without question they have been flying off the shelves." Kaylor refused to comment on the Apples new look when pressed for details and directed all further inquiries to the League Office.
Additional attempts to learn of the Apples new look were unsuccessful when team swing coach Jeff Bailey responded to questions with a stern statement of " Listen fella... I have a cruise line to catch in a few hours and right now I don't give a F*%% about your Bull*#%* questions."
If history is any indication of what is to become of the Apples, it is a safe bet to say that the 2008 campaign will be an explosive season and that we will all soon again hear that now famous cheer...............How bout them Apples !!
*** Additional insights and unedited comments by Bernitt are also now available on the Apples Premium Members Only pay for view website. For membership information leave your contact information below.
Team Sponsorship Ends
NextPage
Nashville,TN
In a written statement released by Granny White Coed Softball League Commissioner Sam Metz, it was today announced that Nashville Coed Softball giant 'The Apples' have after 16 years of successful partnership ended their affiliation with past team sponsors Overton and FreshPoint.
The announcement by Metz stated in part that " It is with gratitude, and in appreciation of all past and current colleagues that the Apples have elected to end their relationship with their current sponsor."
To many softball fans around the world this decision by the Apples may come as a surprise, but to those close to the Apples and familiar with the teams inner workings this move will be seen as one whose time has come.
When interviewed near his gated Hilton Head Island off season home, AGFHOF Don Bernitt thanked his sponsors for " A wonderful decade and a half of partnership and support." " Think about it " added the always humble Bernitt, " we started this team at basically ground zero 16 years ago and through the efforts of many built it into a local dynasty that can not be denied."
"Looking back we always did whatever it took and busted our butts everyday to get to this point" said Bernitt. "We have made it to the top of this mountain and now we are going to go climb another." Bernitt continued the interview by adding that " today, today, today, I consider myself the luckiest, luckiest man on the face of the earth, earth." "I would also like to publicly thank the Lord Jesus for all the wonderful experiences and relationships I have enjoyed these past years, I'm darn proud to be an Apple" said Bernitt as he sipped his Starbucks Non Fat No Whip Extra Hot Mocha near the Sea Pines Beach Club.
With the news of the Apples change of sponsorship, it brings to light the possibility of the team now resigning All Star First Baseman Christi Copous who last week left the Apples to test the free agent market. When asked if any contact had been made with Copous to discuss her desire to rejoin the 2008 Apples, Bernitt said that before any moves are made in that direction Copous would have to show that she could still hit.
With the 2008 season just a few months away the question to be answered now is who will step up and fork out the large amount of cash needed to assume the highly visible role of title sponsor of the Apples. When asked for comment, Bernitt acknowledged that the Apples have entered into a tentative contract agreement with a new sponsor but that the name and details of the partnership will remain confidential until new team colors and logo's are finalized.
When contacted at the Apples Marketing Department for possible insight on the team's new look, Head Apparel Buyer Tim Kaylor said that he has seen an increase in sales of Apple gear over the past few days. " I guess we are looking at vintage items now and without question they have been flying off the shelves." Kaylor refused to comment on the Apples new look when pressed for details and directed all further inquiries to the League Office.
Additional attempts to learn of the Apples new look were unsuccessful when team swing coach Jeff Bailey responded to questions with a stern statement of " Listen fella... I have a cruise line to catch in a few hours and right now I don't give a F*%% about your Bull*#%* questions."
If history is any indication of what is to become of the Apples, it is a safe bet to say that the 2008 campaign will be an explosive season and that we will all soon again hear that now famous cheer...............How bout them Apples !!
*** Additional insights and unedited comments by Bernitt are also now available on the Apples Premium Members Only pay for view website. For membership information leave your contact information below.
Monday, October 22, 2007
Apples Announce Front Office Move
Chris Wisekal Heading West
Golf Digest
Nashville, TN
Following last weeks off season news that Apple All Star First Baseman Christi Copous has elected to enter the free agent market and will not sign with the Apples, it has now been learned that longtime team Executive Vice President Chris Wisekal likewise will also be leaving the Apples.
Sources close to the Apples and speaking on the condition of anonymity, have told Golf Digest that although Wisekal will not be leaving FreshPoint he will in fact be leaving the Apples in Nashville.
Initial reports have Wisekal leaving the Apples to accept the challenge of heading up the teams new training facilities in Phoenix, AZ. When approached in a suburban Nashville drug store parking lot over the weekend, Wisekal quickly threw his newly purchased suntan lotion and sunglasses into his truck and departed without comment.
When contacted at a Smyrna,TN pizzeria Saturday night, AGFHOF Don Bernitt denied any knowledge of Wisekal's impending move and would only say that " I've played golf with Chris and there is no doubt that the courses in Nashville simply do not challenge his game anymore." " Chris is a player, if he takes his game west there is no question that he will love what Arizona has to offer."
Bernitt continued by saying that if this news of Wiskeal's departure is true that he and all the Apples " thank Wisekal for all he has done for the club over the many years of their shared tenure in Nashville. " Chris will be missed there is no doubt about it " concluded Bernitt before returning to feast at the newest Snappy Tomato Pizza Buffet to open in Middle TN.
And so it goes, the Apples off season rolls on and now the question must be asked, what other moves are to happen before we again hear that now famous cheer................ How bout them Apples !!
Chris Wisekal Heading West
Golf Digest
Nashville, TN
Following last weeks off season news that Apple All Star First Baseman Christi Copous has elected to enter the free agent market and will not sign with the Apples, it has now been learned that longtime team Executive Vice President Chris Wisekal likewise will also be leaving the Apples.
Sources close to the Apples and speaking on the condition of anonymity, have told Golf Digest that although Wisekal will not be leaving FreshPoint he will in fact be leaving the Apples in Nashville.
Initial reports have Wisekal leaving the Apples to accept the challenge of heading up the teams new training facilities in Phoenix, AZ. When approached in a suburban Nashville drug store parking lot over the weekend, Wisekal quickly threw his newly purchased suntan lotion and sunglasses into his truck and departed without comment.
When contacted at a Smyrna,TN pizzeria Saturday night, AGFHOF Don Bernitt denied any knowledge of Wisekal's impending move and would only say that " I've played golf with Chris and there is no doubt that the courses in Nashville simply do not challenge his game anymore." " Chris is a player, if he takes his game west there is no question that he will love what Arizona has to offer."
Bernitt continued by saying that if this news of Wiskeal's departure is true that he and all the Apples " thank Wisekal for all he has done for the club over the many years of their shared tenure in Nashville. " Chris will be missed there is no doubt about it " concluded Bernitt before returning to feast at the newest Snappy Tomato Pizza Buffet to open in Middle TN.
And so it goes, the Apples off season rolls on and now the question must be asked, what other moves are to happen before we again hear that now famous cheer................ How bout them Apples !!
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Apple Turnover
Copous To Leave Team
Bite Online
Nashville, TN
In breaking news out of Nashville, it has been announced that Apple All Star First Baseman Christi Copous has elected to opt out of the final year of her contract with FreshPoint and will instead enter the lucrative free agent market heading into the 2008 season.
Although attempts to reach Copous a 4 time All Star and the 2005 Granny White Female Player of the Year were unsuccessful, AGFHOF Don Bernitt was contacted at his sprawling Nashville estate for his reaction to Copous's departure from FreshPoint. Said Bernitt, " Graveyards are full of irreplaceable players and on top of that I've been wanting to play first base for a while so this is no skin off my back." " Although I wish Ms Copous well, I also look forward to beating her brains out if we go up against her next season" added Bernitt
Asked if Copous's leaving FreshPoint might lead to the first ever retiring of a number by the team, the hard of hearing Bernitt said " I don't think calling anyone retarded does any good and I wont get into a mud slinging contest over her leaving FreshPoint"
When then asked if he expected any other roster moves to take place before the Apples begin their 2008 chase for the Coed Softball World Championship, Bernitt said " Gosh I sure hope not, but I've been playing this game for a long time and nothing surprises me anymore."
With her departure from FreshPoint now official, Copous leaves behind a record of achievement that will be hard for anyone to match. So with that, there is but one more thing to say.. Best Wishes Christi and rememeber, once an Apple always an Apple.
Copous To Leave Team
Bite Online
Nashville, TN
In breaking news out of Nashville, it has been announced that Apple All Star First Baseman Christi Copous has elected to opt out of the final year of her contract with FreshPoint and will instead enter the lucrative free agent market heading into the 2008 season.
Although attempts to reach Copous a 4 time All Star and the 2005 Granny White Female Player of the Year were unsuccessful, AGFHOF Don Bernitt was contacted at his sprawling Nashville estate for his reaction to Copous's departure from FreshPoint. Said Bernitt, " Graveyards are full of irreplaceable players and on top of that I've been wanting to play first base for a while so this is no skin off my back." " Although I wish Ms Copous well, I also look forward to beating her brains out if we go up against her next season" added Bernitt
Asked if Copous's leaving FreshPoint might lead to the first ever retiring of a number by the team, the hard of hearing Bernitt said " I don't think calling anyone retarded does any good and I wont get into a mud slinging contest over her leaving FreshPoint"
When then asked if he expected any other roster moves to take place before the Apples begin their 2008 chase for the Coed Softball World Championship, Bernitt said " Gosh I sure hope not, but I've been playing this game for a long time and nothing surprises me anymore."
With her departure from FreshPoint now official, Copous leaves behind a record of achievement that will be hard for anyone to match. So with that, there is but one more thing to say.. Best Wishes Christi and rememeber, once an Apple always an Apple.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Apples Do The GTC
Training Takes Backseat To Fun
The 2007 FreshPoint Apples Summer Tour shifted gears this past weekend as the Apples throttled back from their recent hectic traveling schedule and took part in a rare hometown appearance in Nashville.
The Apples were the special guest of the Germantown Social Society at the glitzy event held Friday night at the exclusive Germantown Cafe. AKA - GTC. The Apples were joined by several other sports legends including Martina Navratilova and Billie Jean King as well as Apple front office personnel for the evening of good fun and good cheer to help kick off the the annual fundraising effort to support Coed Softball across America.
"It's a nice way to give back to the community and help raise some money at the same time " said Apple First Baseman Christi Copous as she and fellow Apple Patty Pender visited with guest who paid upwards of $2.35 per beer to attend the function. " It's a nice break from the off season training we've been doing the past few weeks" added Pender as she danced her way across the crowded room to visit with Apple administrator Patti Rowe who was in attendance with her longtime companion Bart 123.
"It's been a fun evening and I've met a lot of great people tonight" added Apple Press Secretary Rachel Goldstein as she and Team Procurement Officers Tim Kaylor and Donna Oldenbroek traded shots of tequila at the packed bar of the GTC. Other faces in the crowd included Team VP and General Manager Jeff Hall, former Apple Dennis Miller and AGFHOF Don Bernitt. "It's all about the next generation of Apples " said Bernitt as he discussed the fund raising events of the evening and bragged to anyone who would listen about his nephew Michael who this past week was awarded a spot on the Air Force Academy football team following his successful walk on tryout.
With their off the field fun now behind them the Apples will turn their attention back to the basics as they host their one and only open tryouts for new players this coming weekend. All players interested in trying out for the few open spots on the Apples roster are asked to submit a non refundable cashier check for $1,000.00 to Apple bean counter Dara Wynn ( who was also spotted at the GTC ) by Wednesday 22 August. All checks should be issued in the name of ' APPLES SOFTBALL or DON BERNITT '
And so it was as the Apples enjoyed another off season summer tour stop and brought good will to the home crowd. No telling what is next but what thing to be said for sure, How Bout Them Apples!
Training Takes Backseat To Fun
The 2007 FreshPoint Apples Summer Tour shifted gears this past weekend as the Apples throttled back from their recent hectic traveling schedule and took part in a rare hometown appearance in Nashville.
The Apples were the special guest of the Germantown Social Society at the glitzy event held Friday night at the exclusive Germantown Cafe. AKA - GTC. The Apples were joined by several other sports legends including Martina Navratilova and Billie Jean King as well as Apple front office personnel for the evening of good fun and good cheer to help kick off the the annual fundraising effort to support Coed Softball across America.
"It's a nice way to give back to the community and help raise some money at the same time " said Apple First Baseman Christi Copous as she and fellow Apple Patty Pender visited with guest who paid upwards of $2.35 per beer to attend the function. " It's a nice break from the off season training we've been doing the past few weeks" added Pender as she danced her way across the crowded room to visit with Apple administrator Patti Rowe who was in attendance with her longtime companion Bart 123.
"It's been a fun evening and I've met a lot of great people tonight" added Apple Press Secretary Rachel Goldstein as she and Team Procurement Officers Tim Kaylor and Donna Oldenbroek traded shots of tequila at the packed bar of the GTC. Other faces in the crowd included Team VP and General Manager Jeff Hall, former Apple Dennis Miller and AGFHOF Don Bernitt. "It's all about the next generation of Apples " said Bernitt as he discussed the fund raising events of the evening and bragged to anyone who would listen about his nephew Michael who this past week was awarded a spot on the Air Force Academy football team following his successful walk on tryout.
With their off the field fun now behind them the Apples will turn their attention back to the basics as they host their one and only open tryouts for new players this coming weekend. All players interested in trying out for the few open spots on the Apples roster are asked to submit a non refundable cashier check for $1,000.00 to Apple bean counter Dara Wynn ( who was also spotted at the GTC ) by Wednesday 22 August. All checks should be issued in the name of ' APPLES SOFTBALL or DON BERNITT '
And so it was as the Apples enjoyed another off season summer tour stop and brought good will to the home crowd. No telling what is next but what thing to be said for sure, How Bout Them Apples!
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Apples Take A Hike
Appalachian Trail Provides Extreme Training
The 2007 FreshPoint Apples summer tour continued this weekend with a trip to the Blue Ridge Mountains and a back country training regime that challenged anyone who dared.
Led by Starting Outfielder Patty Pender, the Apples took part in a rigorous off season Appalachian Trail workout that would match even that of the United States Air Force Academy's basic training program.
Pender, who was named Defensive Player of the year following this past season, led the Apples as they took part in a variety of trail running, wood splitting and log carrying exercises along the famed Appalachian Trail.
" It's tough but enjoyable " said Pender during a break in the training. " It's nice to get a chance to do something different then the normal off season workouts we do back at the Apple Complex in Nashville " added Pender as she hydrated herself in the 100 plus degree temperatures that gripped the region.
" From what I can tell the Apples train harder then we do " said C4C Michael Oliver who last week completed his basic training as an incoming freshman at The United States Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs, CO. "I'm not surprised for a second that Aunt Patty kicked butt in the woods because she has been kicking my Uncle Don's butt for years " added Oliver as he prepared for his attempt to make the Air Force football team as a walk on. When asked about the possibility of him joining the Apples following his stint at the Air Force Academy, Oliver said " yea, my plans are to be the first former astronaut to play for the Apples and I look forward to joining them on the field in about 30 years." Oliver then politely dismissed himself to join his fellow Cadets in attending a previously scheduled practice as a new member of the Air Force Academy Chorale.
As the Apples push their way through the dog days of summer it must again be asked, what's the next stop on the Apples summer tour? Although that question remains a mystery there is of course one thing to be said for sure... How bout them Apples!
Appalachian Trail Provides Extreme Training
The 2007 FreshPoint Apples summer tour continued this weekend with a trip to the Blue Ridge Mountains and a back country training regime that challenged anyone who dared.
Led by Starting Outfielder Patty Pender, the Apples took part in a rigorous off season Appalachian Trail workout that would match even that of the United States Air Force Academy's basic training program.
Pender, who was named Defensive Player of the year following this past season, led the Apples as they took part in a variety of trail running, wood splitting and log carrying exercises along the famed Appalachian Trail.
" It's tough but enjoyable " said Pender during a break in the training. " It's nice to get a chance to do something different then the normal off season workouts we do back at the Apple Complex in Nashville " added Pender as she hydrated herself in the 100 plus degree temperatures that gripped the region.
" From what I can tell the Apples train harder then we do " said C4C Michael Oliver who last week completed his basic training as an incoming freshman at The United States Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs, CO. "I'm not surprised for a second that Aunt Patty kicked butt in the woods because she has been kicking my Uncle Don's butt for years " added Oliver as he prepared for his attempt to make the Air Force football team as a walk on. When asked about the possibility of him joining the Apples following his stint at the Air Force Academy, Oliver said " yea, my plans are to be the first former astronaut to play for the Apples and I look forward to joining them on the field in about 30 years." Oliver then politely dismissed himself to join his fellow Cadets in attending a previously scheduled practice as a new member of the Air Force Academy Chorale.
As the Apples push their way through the dog days of summer it must again be asked, what's the next stop on the Apples summer tour? Although that question remains a mystery there is of course one thing to be said for sure... How bout them Apples!
Sunday, August 5, 2007
Apples Visit Penn State
Joe Paterno Headed To Apples ??
Blue and White Daily
Nashville, TN
The 2007 FreshPoint Apples summer tour continued this weekend as the Apples took their road show north of the Mason Dixon line for only the second time in team history. The Apples were special guest of the famed American Indian Princess 'Nittany the Lion' as they visited Central Pennsylvania and the campus of Penn State University.
Although initial reports had the Apples participating in various fund raising events in State College and around the Penn State campus, it is now being reported that the main purpose of the Apple visit was to meet with and negotiate a contract with legendary Penn State coach Joe Paterno.
When asked about the possibility of leaving Penn State after 42 years as head coach, Paterno reminded everyone that over the years he has turned down coaching offers from the New York Jets, New England Patriots, Pittsburgh Steelers and the Miami Hurricanes. "I've had plenty of great offers over the years and I must say that this offer from the Apples is truly amazing " said Paterno. " Just to have my name mentioned in the same breath as an organization with the winning tradition and class demonstrated by FreshPoint is humbling "
Following Paterno's impromptu press conference, media members following the Apples this summer approached AGFHOF Don Bernitt for his thoughts on Paterno joining the Apples. " Sure, he would make a good bat boy " said Bernitt. " The guy's 80 years old and runs like he's 65. We certainly could find a place for him on the team if he elects to join us next year"
After commenting on the possibility of Paterno joining the Apples, Bernitt quickly turned the attention of the media to what he called " The Big News " " As with any team we need to keep our eye on the future as well as the present " said Bernitt as he discussed the minor leagues and the play of several potential future Apples. " Particularly we are watching a young right handed pitcher out of Delaware right now" said Bernitt.
Bernitt of course was referring to Jeff Oliver from Middletown, DE who last week picked up the win as he pitched his team to the Delaware Little League State Championship. When reached by phone for comment on his possible future with the Apples, Oliver said " it's been a dream of mine for a long time to be an Apple, just the thought of playing with a Future Hall of Famer like my Uncle Don is awesome." When asked if his goal was to join the Apples as soon as next season Oliver stated that his plans were to first finish High School, College and then Medical School. " Get back to me in 15 years " said Oliver before hanging up to begin his regularly scheduled piano lesson.
With the Apple summer tour to Pennsylvania now in the books, the obvious question must be asked, where next? Although that question can't be answered right now one thing can be said for sure............How bout them Apples!
PHOTOS BELOW.........
Joe Paterno Headed To Apples ??
Blue and White Daily
Nashville, TN
The 2007 FreshPoint Apples summer tour continued this weekend as the Apples took their road show north of the Mason Dixon line for only the second time in team history. The Apples were special guest of the famed American Indian Princess 'Nittany the Lion' as they visited Central Pennsylvania and the campus of Penn State University.
Although initial reports had the Apples participating in various fund raising events in State College and around the Penn State campus, it is now being reported that the main purpose of the Apple visit was to meet with and negotiate a contract with legendary Penn State coach Joe Paterno.
When asked about the possibility of leaving Penn State after 42 years as head coach, Paterno reminded everyone that over the years he has turned down coaching offers from the New York Jets, New England Patriots, Pittsburgh Steelers and the Miami Hurricanes. "I've had plenty of great offers over the years and I must say that this offer from the Apples is truly amazing " said Paterno. " Just to have my name mentioned in the same breath as an organization with the winning tradition and class demonstrated by FreshPoint is humbling "
Following Paterno's impromptu press conference, media members following the Apples this summer approached AGFHOF Don Bernitt for his thoughts on Paterno joining the Apples. " Sure, he would make a good bat boy " said Bernitt. " The guy's 80 years old and runs like he's 65. We certainly could find a place for him on the team if he elects to join us next year"
After commenting on the possibility of Paterno joining the Apples, Bernitt quickly turned the attention of the media to what he called " The Big News " " As with any team we need to keep our eye on the future as well as the present " said Bernitt as he discussed the minor leagues and the play of several potential future Apples. " Particularly we are watching a young right handed pitcher out of Delaware right now" said Bernitt.
Bernitt of course was referring to Jeff Oliver from Middletown, DE who last week picked up the win as he pitched his team to the Delaware Little League State Championship. When reached by phone for comment on his possible future with the Apples, Oliver said " it's been a dream of mine for a long time to be an Apple, just the thought of playing with a Future Hall of Famer like my Uncle Don is awesome." When asked if his goal was to join the Apples as soon as next season Oliver stated that his plans were to first finish High School, College and then Medical School. " Get back to me in 15 years " said Oliver before hanging up to begin his regularly scheduled piano lesson.
With the Apple summer tour to Pennsylvania now in the books, the obvious question must be asked, where next? Although that question can't be answered right now one thing can be said for sure............How bout them Apples!
PHOTOS BELOW.........
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Apples At Kitty Hawk
Wright Brothers Would Have Been Apples
Stars and Stripes
Nashville, TN
The FreshPoint Apples summer tour continued this week with a visit to the birthplace of human flight, Kitty Hawk, NC
The Apples were special guest of NASA as they walked in the footprints of history at the site of Orville and Wilbur's first flight that took place over 100 years ago. The Apples were joined by local dignitaries as the looked back at the history of the brothers who traveled to the Outer Banks of North Carolina from their home in Ohio in the fall of 1903 to prepare for the 12 second flight that would make the world smaller forever.
When asked to comment on the Wright Brother's, Apple Great and FHOF Don Bernitt was quick to say " no question about it, they would have been Apples. " Bernitt went on to point out that as a left hander with obvious grit and determination, Orville would "have made a heck of a lead off hitter." Bernitt also pointed out that photographs taken by the brothers during their run at human flight show Wilbur to be " strong as an ox and a perfect #4 hitter"
" Who knows " ruminated Bernitt as he strolled amongst the history at Kitty Hawk," maybe a trip like this will show some of our squad that if you put your mind to it nothing is impossible and with a little perseverance and hard work maybe that World Coed Softball Championship isn't that big a pipe dream."
" As I told anyone who would listen " continued Bernitt, " there are two types of pain, the pain of self discipline and the pain of regret. I hope by getting out and seeing what was accomplished by those who came before us that we will learn a lesson and focus on doing things that seem larger then ourselves."
As the mid-day sun scorched the fields of Kitty Hawk and the temperatures pushed into the 90's it became clear that the elements were getting to Bernitt when he paused to reflect on the irony that this week the Apples will also celebrate the anniversary of Neil Armstrong's first steps on the moon. Bernitt pointed out that like Or and Wil Wright, Armstrong was also from Ohio. " I'll remember it as long as I live" said Bernitt when he described his feelings as Armstrong stepped onto the moon and spoke the immortal words, " that's one small step for man,and.. How bout them Apples"
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Wright Brothers Would Have Been Apples
Stars and Stripes
Nashville, TN
The FreshPoint Apples summer tour continued this week with a visit to the birthplace of human flight, Kitty Hawk, NC
The Apples were special guest of NASA as they walked in the footprints of history at the site of Orville and Wilbur's first flight that took place over 100 years ago. The Apples were joined by local dignitaries as the looked back at the history of the brothers who traveled to the Outer Banks of North Carolina from their home in Ohio in the fall of 1903 to prepare for the 12 second flight that would make the world smaller forever.
When asked to comment on the Wright Brother's, Apple Great and FHOF Don Bernitt was quick to say " no question about it, they would have been Apples. " Bernitt went on to point out that as a left hander with obvious grit and determination, Orville would "have made a heck of a lead off hitter." Bernitt also pointed out that photographs taken by the brothers during their run at human flight show Wilbur to be " strong as an ox and a perfect #4 hitter"
" Who knows " ruminated Bernitt as he strolled amongst the history at Kitty Hawk," maybe a trip like this will show some of our squad that if you put your mind to it nothing is impossible and with a little perseverance and hard work maybe that World Coed Softball Championship isn't that big a pipe dream."
" As I told anyone who would listen " continued Bernitt, " there are two types of pain, the pain of self discipline and the pain of regret. I hope by getting out and seeing what was accomplished by those who came before us that we will learn a lesson and focus on doing things that seem larger then ourselves."
As the mid-day sun scorched the fields of Kitty Hawk and the temperatures pushed into the 90's it became clear that the elements were getting to Bernitt when he paused to reflect on the irony that this week the Apples will also celebrate the anniversary of Neil Armstrong's first steps on the moon. Bernitt pointed out that like Or and Wil Wright, Armstrong was also from Ohio. " I'll remember it as long as I live" said Bernitt when he described his feelings as Armstrong stepped onto the moon and spoke the immortal words, " that's one small step for man,and.. How bout them Apples"
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Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Awards Roll To Apples
Team And Individual Honors Accepted
Time Online
Nashville, TN
With the off season now in full swing, the 2007 FreshPoint Apples last night paused from their full slate of cross country public appearances to be recognized at a gala dinner and awards show held at the Nashville Four Seasons Resort and Hotel.
The show which was hosted by home run king Hank Aaron was broadcast nationally on CSPAN-Sports and included special appearances by Larry King, George Steinbrenner and Sandra Day O'Connor.
As has been the case following several past FreshPoint seasons, the Apples were recipients of both team and individual awards that were handed out by League Commissioner Sam Metz on behalf of the Granny White Coed Softball League.
For the second time in team history and the first time since 2004, the Apples gathered on stage to receive the League Championship trophy to recognize their perfect 10 - 0 regular season march through the league.
In addition to the team award, individual awards were also handed out to salute the performances of several Apples during the past season. " I'm touched, I really am " said Apple Out Fielder Patty Pender after nudging out teammates Brooke Byram,Robin Meadows and Fifi Milam to win the prestigious 'Female Defensive Player of the Year' award. Following Pender's award it was time to announce the 'Female Offensive Player of the Year' and as expected the award was given to First Baseman Christi Copous. "Without question I deserve this" said the modest Copous as she accepted the award.
The night then moved towards its climax and the always exciting awarding of the League MVP Award. Speculation leading into the evening was that it would in fact be a tight vote between Apple Veterans Keith Jenkins,Tony Byram,Greg Swafford and dynamic rookies Shane Alexander,Greg Treep and Rick Harmon.
After approaching the podium with trophy in hand, Commissioner Metz set off a thunderous standing ovation when he announced " It is my pleasure and distinct honor to award the 2007 League MVP trophy to Apple Great and FHOF Don Bernitt "
Once calm returned to the room Bernitt approached the microphone to address the gathered guest and media. "Although I will accept this award tonight, don't for a minute think I'm totally happy." Continued Bernitt, "I play for rings not trophy's and we fell short of our goal of a World Championship this season." Bernitt then added that although there may be a few new faces on the Apples next season he is confident the Apples will make another strong run at the title next year.
After Bernitt's acceptance speech the crowd was treated to a 11 minute movie titled '2007 Apples - The Year in Review' For fans unable to attend last nights event, the movie and presentation show will soon be available on DVD at any Blockbuster location.
With the post season award show now over there is but one thing left to be said..... How Bout the Apples!!
Team And Individual Honors Accepted
Time Online
Nashville, TN
With the off season now in full swing, the 2007 FreshPoint Apples last night paused from their full slate of cross country public appearances to be recognized at a gala dinner and awards show held at the Nashville Four Seasons Resort and Hotel.
The show which was hosted by home run king Hank Aaron was broadcast nationally on CSPAN-Sports and included special appearances by Larry King, George Steinbrenner and Sandra Day O'Connor.
As has been the case following several past FreshPoint seasons, the Apples were recipients of both team and individual awards that were handed out by League Commissioner Sam Metz on behalf of the Granny White Coed Softball League.
For the second time in team history and the first time since 2004, the Apples gathered on stage to receive the League Championship trophy to recognize their perfect 10 - 0 regular season march through the league.
In addition to the team award, individual awards were also handed out to salute the performances of several Apples during the past season. " I'm touched, I really am " said Apple Out Fielder Patty Pender after nudging out teammates Brooke Byram,Robin Meadows and Fifi Milam to win the prestigious 'Female Defensive Player of the Year' award. Following Pender's award it was time to announce the 'Female Offensive Player of the Year' and as expected the award was given to First Baseman Christi Copous. "Without question I deserve this" said the modest Copous as she accepted the award.
The night then moved towards its climax and the always exciting awarding of the League MVP Award. Speculation leading into the evening was that it would in fact be a tight vote between Apple Veterans Keith Jenkins,Tony Byram,Greg Swafford and dynamic rookies Shane Alexander,Greg Treep and Rick Harmon.
After approaching the podium with trophy in hand, Commissioner Metz set off a thunderous standing ovation when he announced " It is my pleasure and distinct honor to award the 2007 League MVP trophy to Apple Great and FHOF Don Bernitt "
Once calm returned to the room Bernitt approached the microphone to address the gathered guest and media. "Although I will accept this award tonight, don't for a minute think I'm totally happy." Continued Bernitt, "I play for rings not trophy's and we fell short of our goal of a World Championship this season." Bernitt then added that although there may be a few new faces on the Apples next season he is confident the Apples will make another strong run at the title next year.
After Bernitt's acceptance speech the crowd was treated to a 11 minute movie titled '2007 Apples - The Year in Review' For fans unable to attend last nights event, the movie and presentation show will soon be available on DVD at any Blockbuster location.
With the post season award show now over there is but one thing left to be said..... How Bout the Apples!!
Saturday, July 7, 2007
End Of An Era
Apples Training Facility Razed
MSNBC
Nashville, TN
As the bitter memories of their first round lost in the World Coed Softball Championship fade, the FreshPoint Apples this weekend closed another storied chapter in their illustrious history. Following a ten year run in nearby Germantown, the Apples joined a group of dedicated fans early Saturday morning to watch as demolition began on their now outdated training facility.
" I didn't expect it to be this emotional " said Apple Greg Swafford as he fought back tears following the first thrust of the wrecking ball into the third base dugout. " We've spent a lot of time and left a lot of blood and sweat on this diamond " added longtime Apple Christi Copous as she signed autographs for the fans who braved an early morning drizzle to witness the end of this Apple era.
" Yea, this is tough to watch " said Apple Patty Pender as crews began to remove the backstop and bleachers at the complex. " We can look at the bright side though " added Pender as she hinted about the new Apple Training Center that is currently being built at a still secret location somewhere in Middle Tennessee.
When asked to comment on the days events, Apple Great and FHOF Don Bernitt was somewhat reserved when he said " I really don't give a flip about this building. " Added Bernitt, " just give us a bat and a ball and we'll play in the middle of the street if we have to. "
As the demolition of the field began to move into high gear and before fans were ushered away, there was one final surprise in store for all those in attendance. In a move to preserve the memory of the complex, each Apple player and every fan on site were allowed to take a shovel onto the field to scoop up dirt and to cut out a piece of the outfield grass for transplanting at their homes.
" This means a lot to me and I promise you that it will be watered daily " said 2007 Rookie Greg Treep as he and fellow rookie Shane Alexander rolled up several square yards of turf along the left field fence. " I've got my white picket fence all ready " said Brooke Byram as she cut a swath of the Kentucky Bluegrass from the field.
In another Apple news bulletin, it was announced over the weekend that the Apples will be awarded their 2007 League Championship Trophy during a special ceremony to be held this coming Tuesday night at the Granny White Sports Complex.. The event is free and open to the public.
SEE FIELD DEMOLITION PHOTOS BELOW
Apples Training Facility Razed
MSNBC
Nashville, TN
As the bitter memories of their first round lost in the World Coed Softball Championship fade, the FreshPoint Apples this weekend closed another storied chapter in their illustrious history. Following a ten year run in nearby Germantown, the Apples joined a group of dedicated fans early Saturday morning to watch as demolition began on their now outdated training facility.
" I didn't expect it to be this emotional " said Apple Greg Swafford as he fought back tears following the first thrust of the wrecking ball into the third base dugout. " We've spent a lot of time and left a lot of blood and sweat on this diamond " added longtime Apple Christi Copous as she signed autographs for the fans who braved an early morning drizzle to witness the end of this Apple era.
" Yea, this is tough to watch " said Apple Patty Pender as crews began to remove the backstop and bleachers at the complex. " We can look at the bright side though " added Pender as she hinted about the new Apple Training Center that is currently being built at a still secret location somewhere in Middle Tennessee.
When asked to comment on the days events, Apple Great and FHOF Don Bernitt was somewhat reserved when he said " I really don't give a flip about this building. " Added Bernitt, " just give us a bat and a ball and we'll play in the middle of the street if we have to. "
As the demolition of the field began to move into high gear and before fans were ushered away, there was one final surprise in store for all those in attendance. In a move to preserve the memory of the complex, each Apple player and every fan on site were allowed to take a shovel onto the field to scoop up dirt and to cut out a piece of the outfield grass for transplanting at their homes.
" This means a lot to me and I promise you that it will be watered daily " said 2007 Rookie Greg Treep as he and fellow rookie Shane Alexander rolled up several square yards of turf along the left field fence. " I've got my white picket fence all ready " said Brooke Byram as she cut a swath of the Kentucky Bluegrass from the field.
In another Apple news bulletin, it was announced over the weekend that the Apples will be awarded their 2007 League Championship Trophy during a special ceremony to be held this coming Tuesday night at the Granny White Sports Complex.. The event is free and open to the public.
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Thursday, July 5, 2007
Apples Celebrate the 4th
Baseball, Hotdogs and Liquid Apple Pie
Murfreesboro Post
Nashville, TN
The FreshPoint Apples joined all of America in celebrating Independence Day yesterday and as is often the case when the Apples are out and about potential new players were identified and scouted.
The Apples were special guest of Celebrity Chef Peter Moret and his wife All - American long distance runner Kathy Box Moret at their secluded estate in Rutherford County. In the private VIP event, the Apples were treated to Chef Moret's secret recipes as they enjoyed an endless supply of ribs, chicken and all the fixins that traditionally are on display at 4th of July cookouts.
Following the enjoyment of the fine food, it was off to the volleyball court for a little exercise and good times for the party goers. During the course of the best 2 of 3 volleyball match it was quickly realized that perhaps there was a future Apple or two on the court. In an athletic display that could not go unnoticed, Ryan Jackson separated himself from the others and it quickly became evident that his performance caught the eye of Apple Great and FHOF Don Bernitt who was acting as honorary referee for the games. Jackson and Bernitt were seen talking later in the evening and it is being reported that Jackson was extended an offer to tryout for the Apples leading into the 2008 season.
As the blue sky of day gave way to the pitch black of night it was then time for a fireworks display that rivaled any show in America. However in an unfortunate turn of events the show was cut short when official bottle rocket lighter Darla Jackson was burned by an out of control rocket that led to her crying like a baby for ice and a cold beer to ease her pains. Following several minutes of First Aid it was decided that Jackson was in more pain then originally thought and it was at that moment that host Peter Moret came to the rescue. Without drawing attention to himself and in a stealth move that had to be seen to be believed, Moret magically appeared out of nowhere with old fashion mason jar filled with a substance that he would only identify as " Liquid Apple Pie " Although challenged repeatably, Moret refused to comment on the ingredients of the tasty concoction that was quickly passed around the crowd in an attempt to self muffle the ongoing cries of the wailing Jackson.
With calm restored the remaining guest gathered around a huge bonfire and the evening continued without further incidence for a short period. Again without notice Moret appeared with another mason jar filled with what can only be described as a clear liquid. After warning all smokers to put their matches and lighters aside, Moret began to pass around his " Tennessee Sipping Water " to all those who dared give it a try.
It was at this time that the clock stopped.
Baseball, Hotdogs and Liquid Apple Pie
Murfreesboro Post
Nashville, TN
The FreshPoint Apples joined all of America in celebrating Independence Day yesterday and as is often the case when the Apples are out and about potential new players were identified and scouted.
The Apples were special guest of Celebrity Chef Peter Moret and his wife All - American long distance runner Kathy Box Moret at their secluded estate in Rutherford County. In the private VIP event, the Apples were treated to Chef Moret's secret recipes as they enjoyed an endless supply of ribs, chicken and all the fixins that traditionally are on display at 4th of July cookouts.
Following the enjoyment of the fine food, it was off to the volleyball court for a little exercise and good times for the party goers. During the course of the best 2 of 3 volleyball match it was quickly realized that perhaps there was a future Apple or two on the court. In an athletic display that could not go unnoticed, Ryan Jackson separated himself from the others and it quickly became evident that his performance caught the eye of Apple Great and FHOF Don Bernitt who was acting as honorary referee for the games. Jackson and Bernitt were seen talking later in the evening and it is being reported that Jackson was extended an offer to tryout for the Apples leading into the 2008 season.
As the blue sky of day gave way to the pitch black of night it was then time for a fireworks display that rivaled any show in America. However in an unfortunate turn of events the show was cut short when official bottle rocket lighter Darla Jackson was burned by an out of control rocket that led to her crying like a baby for ice and a cold beer to ease her pains. Following several minutes of First Aid it was decided that Jackson was in more pain then originally thought and it was at that moment that host Peter Moret came to the rescue. Without drawing attention to himself and in a stealth move that had to be seen to be believed, Moret magically appeared out of nowhere with old fashion mason jar filled with a substance that he would only identify as " Liquid Apple Pie " Although challenged repeatably, Moret refused to comment on the ingredients of the tasty concoction that was quickly passed around the crowd in an attempt to self muffle the ongoing cries of the wailing Jackson.
With calm restored the remaining guest gathered around a huge bonfire and the evening continued without further incidence for a short period. Again without notice Moret appeared with another mason jar filled with what can only be described as a clear liquid. After warning all smokers to put their matches and lighters aside, Moret began to pass around his " Tennessee Sipping Water " to all those who dared give it a try.
It was at this time that the clock stopped.
Sunday, July 1, 2007
A Weekend With The Apples
Multi Sports And A Wedding..........
BBC
Nashville, TN
With the 2007 season now mostly a memory, the FreshPoint Apples cranked up their off season training and social schedules with a full slate of non softball athletics followed by a weekend ending wedding.
In the Second Annual FreshPoint Multi Sports Olympics, several Apple players were joined by front office staff and paying fans in a multi sports weekend to raise funds for a local Nashville charity.
The FP Olympics began Friday evening with a 9 hole golf tournament at a posh Nashville golf course which was won by team General Manager of Player Development Jeff Hall. Following the golf it was an early wake up call for Apples participating in the FP Bassmaster's fishing tournament held on Percy Priest Lake. Although the fish won the day a good time was had by all.
Sunday it was full throttle for the Apples with a 6:00 a.m. 3 mile fun run ( several Apples used the run as part of their conditioning schedule which will culminate at the Detroit Free Press Half Marathon in Oct ) Following the morning run it was off to the Greenways of Nashville for the FP Bi-Athalon, The event featured a 3 mile roller blading course and then a 10 mile bike ride.
After the FP Games came the partying as the Apples capped off the weekend with fireworks and a wedding. In a star studded event the Apples celebrated the marriage of Team Photographer Lisa Bean and Team Hitting Instructor Jeff Bailey. Said Bailey following the wedding ceremony " I never thought I'd meet a girl who I would give up golf for." The bride was all smiles as she told her new husband " I love you so much I have decided to take up golf so you can keep your clubs dear " With that fireworks exploded into the sky and the weekend came to a spectacular end.
As we head towards the dog days of summer there is no telling what is next for the Apples as they count down the days to the 2008 season. As the days pass about the only thing that we can be sure of is............ How bout them Apples
SEE ATTACHED PICTURES
Multi Sports And A Wedding..........
BBC
Nashville, TN
With the 2007 season now mostly a memory, the FreshPoint Apples cranked up their off season training and social schedules with a full slate of non softball athletics followed by a weekend ending wedding.
In the Second Annual FreshPoint Multi Sports Olympics, several Apple players were joined by front office staff and paying fans in a multi sports weekend to raise funds for a local Nashville charity.
The FP Olympics began Friday evening with a 9 hole golf tournament at a posh Nashville golf course which was won by team General Manager of Player Development Jeff Hall. Following the golf it was an early wake up call for Apples participating in the FP Bassmaster's fishing tournament held on Percy Priest Lake. Although the fish won the day a good time was had by all.
Sunday it was full throttle for the Apples with a 6:00 a.m. 3 mile fun run ( several Apples used the run as part of their conditioning schedule which will culminate at the Detroit Free Press Half Marathon in Oct ) Following the morning run it was off to the Greenways of Nashville for the FP Bi-Athalon, The event featured a 3 mile roller blading course and then a 10 mile bike ride.
After the FP Games came the partying as the Apples capped off the weekend with fireworks and a wedding. In a star studded event the Apples celebrated the marriage of Team Photographer Lisa Bean and Team Hitting Instructor Jeff Bailey. Said Bailey following the wedding ceremony " I never thought I'd meet a girl who I would give up golf for." The bride was all smiles as she told her new husband " I love you so much I have decided to take up golf so you can keep your clubs dear " With that fireworks exploded into the sky and the weekend came to a spectacular end.
As we head towards the dog days of summer there is no telling what is next for the Apples as they count down the days to the 2008 season. As the days pass about the only thing that we can be sure of is............ How bout them Apples
SEE ATTACHED PICTURES
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Shake Up At The Top
Swafford Resigns As Apples Head Coach
Pravda
Nashville TN
Following their first round loss last week in the 2007 World Coed Softball Championships, the FreshPoint Apples have announced several moves as they look back on the 2007 season and begin looking forward to the 2008 campaign.
In a press conference held at the Apples training complex, Team Owner and President Jim Williamson read a prepared statement that in part announced the restructuring of the Apples coaching staff. Said Williamson, " it is with regret and a heart felt appreciation for his efforts this past season that I today have accepted the resignation of Greg Swafford as Head Coach of the FreshPoint Apples. " Williamson's statement continued " Swafford led this team to an undefeated season and although that achievement can be matched, it can never beaten. " Although Swafford was not at the press conference, sources close to the Apples and speaking on the condition of anonymity said that Swafford's decision was based on his disire to spend his off season time with family and to allow him additional time to focus on a run at the 2008 World Championship. Swafford reportedly has made it clear that he would prefer not to deal with the day to day issues that came with managing the Apples this past season and he looks forward to a less stressful off season. An additional source inside the Apples front office did leave open the possibility of Swafford returning to coach next year by stating that people " weren't banging down the doors to get the job and that Swaffords contract extension was sitting in a vault waiting to be signed. "
When approached at his sprawling suburban Nashville compound about this development, Apple Great and Future Hall of Famer Don Bernitt reacted by saying " been there, done that" Bernitt of course was referring to the fact that he also has acted as Player / Coach for the Apples in the past. When asked if Swafford's resignation was the first step towards him ( Bernitt ) regaining the reins of Head Coach, Bernitt answered with a firm " Get the hell off my property you silly son of a bitch. "
In other Apple news, there are reports that the Apples held tryouts for several unnamed players over the past few days. One report is that several Australian Steak House Magnets were secretly flown to the Apple training facility for a walk-a-bout. Although these tryouts can not be confirmed it certainly seems as though the Apples have moved on from the bitter season ending defeat of last week and are quickly moving to prepare for 2008.
There is a long time between here and there but the clock if ticking. Just 301 days until we hear that cheer, How bout them Apples!
Swafford Resigns As Apples Head Coach
Pravda
Nashville TN
Following their first round loss last week in the 2007 World Coed Softball Championships, the FreshPoint Apples have announced several moves as they look back on the 2007 season and begin looking forward to the 2008 campaign.
In a press conference held at the Apples training complex, Team Owner and President Jim Williamson read a prepared statement that in part announced the restructuring of the Apples coaching staff. Said Williamson, " it is with regret and a heart felt appreciation for his efforts this past season that I today have accepted the resignation of Greg Swafford as Head Coach of the FreshPoint Apples. " Williamson's statement continued " Swafford led this team to an undefeated season and although that achievement can be matched, it can never beaten. " Although Swafford was not at the press conference, sources close to the Apples and speaking on the condition of anonymity said that Swafford's decision was based on his disire to spend his off season time with family and to allow him additional time to focus on a run at the 2008 World Championship. Swafford reportedly has made it clear that he would prefer not to deal with the day to day issues that came with managing the Apples this past season and he looks forward to a less stressful off season. An additional source inside the Apples front office did leave open the possibility of Swafford returning to coach next year by stating that people " weren't banging down the doors to get the job and that Swaffords contract extension was sitting in a vault waiting to be signed. "
When approached at his sprawling suburban Nashville compound about this development, Apple Great and Future Hall of Famer Don Bernitt reacted by saying " been there, done that" Bernitt of course was referring to the fact that he also has acted as Player / Coach for the Apples in the past. When asked if Swafford's resignation was the first step towards him ( Bernitt ) regaining the reins of Head Coach, Bernitt answered with a firm " Get the hell off my property you silly son of a bitch. "
In other Apple news, there are reports that the Apples held tryouts for several unnamed players over the past few days. One report is that several Australian Steak House Magnets were secretly flown to the Apple training facility for a walk-a-bout. Although these tryouts can not be confirmed it certainly seems as though the Apples have moved on from the bitter season ending defeat of last week and are quickly moving to prepare for 2008.
There is a long time between here and there but the clock if ticking. Just 301 days until we hear that cheer, How bout them Apples!
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