Apples Announcement Expected
New Team Possible
As Spring gives way to Summer, so it appears that change is underway with the Apples. After a multi year run in Nashville, it has been learned that the Apples will soon announce an ambitious plan to take their brand nationally and then eventually globally.
"It's a little early for details" said AG Don Bernitt, "but yea, we have an idea and we are looking at the national and global market."
Initial reports have the Apples deciding on the rapidly expanding Internet networking tool of 'Twitter' as a springboard for their expansion. "That is true" said Bernitt, "you can now follow Apple Tweets at twitter.com/Bernitt
In addition to the Apples global expansion, it has also been learned that we will soon be held hostage to another season of postings involving sports. Coming soon, "Knights Baseball", a 35 and older baseball team fighting for their first league title as part of the Cumberland Valley Adult Baseball League.
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Sunday, April 26, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
BO OBAMA AN APPLE ?
1st Family Chooses Apple Mascot
Portuguese Water Dog Picked
Isaidstay
Nashville,TN
Following a lengthy background check which included contact with Apple executives, it has been announced that President Obama and the first family have settled on the Apple mascot, the Portuguese Water Dog to become the First Dog. 'Bo' made his first White House appearance today and has quickly become the center of attention on Pennsylvania Ave and around the country.
For several years, Apple team members and fans have been familiar with the Portie as they have come to love team mascot Bella. A Portuguese Water Dog since birth, Bella has become a fixture over the past few years at Apple Headquarters and has accompanied the Apples to several off the field events.
"She's so sweet" said Apple Christi Copous when asked to comment on Bella. Copous, along with the Woehnker-Todd family of Brentwood, TN have been regular host of Bella when her owner's Don Bernitt and Patty Pender travel on team business.
When last seen on the beaches of Hilton Hilton Head Island, Bella seemed oblivious to the commotion surrounding the Portuguese Water Dog and it's soon to be status of First Dog of the United States.
"I know Bella, and Bo is no Bella" said Bernitt when asked to comment on the high profile addition to the first family. "There is no doubt that the Obamas will love their Portie, they are amazing dogs and I'm sure Bo will be fun to have around. I'm sorry that I'm going to have to get rid of Bella now that her cover has been blown" concluded Bernitt.
When asked if he had any insight for the first family and their new Portie, Bernitt said "they like pizza, macaroni and cheese and a whole lot of attention."
From Nashville to the White House, today belongs to the dogs as they bark in harmony...
How bout them Apples
Photos Below...
Portuguese Water Dog Picked
Isaidstay
Nashville,TN
Following a lengthy background check which included contact with Apple executives, it has been announced that President Obama and the first family have settled on the Apple mascot, the Portuguese Water Dog to become the First Dog. 'Bo' made his first White House appearance today and has quickly become the center of attention on Pennsylvania Ave and around the country.
For several years, Apple team members and fans have been familiar with the Portie as they have come to love team mascot Bella. A Portuguese Water Dog since birth, Bella has become a fixture over the past few years at Apple Headquarters and has accompanied the Apples to several off the field events.
"She's so sweet" said Apple Christi Copous when asked to comment on Bella. Copous, along with the Woehnker-Todd family of Brentwood, TN have been regular host of Bella when her owner's Don Bernitt and Patty Pender travel on team business.
When last seen on the beaches of Hilton Hilton Head Island, Bella seemed oblivious to the commotion surrounding the Portuguese Water Dog and it's soon to be status of First Dog of the United States.
"I know Bella, and Bo is no Bella" said Bernitt when asked to comment on the high profile addition to the first family. "There is no doubt that the Obamas will love their Portie, they are amazing dogs and I'm sure Bo will be fun to have around. I'm sorry that I'm going to have to get rid of Bella now that her cover has been blown" concluded Bernitt.
When asked if he had any insight for the first family and their new Portie, Bernitt said "they like pizza, macaroni and cheese and a whole lot of attention."
From Nashville to the White House, today belongs to the dogs as they bark in harmony...
How bout them Apples
Photos Below...
Friday, April 3, 2009
APPLES MAKE IT TO SPACE STATION
Apples Go Galactic
Out Of This World
Liftoff
Nashville, TN
With their on again off again season approaching, the Apples are finding new ways to keep busy these days.
In an out of this world example, the Apples this week visited the International Space Station. When asked to comment, AGFHOF Don Bernitt pointed out that it was not a member of the Apple team that made it to the ISS but rather an email.
"Yea, it's pretty cool if you think about it." said Bernitt, "I sent an email to someone on the Space Station and they replied to me." "What's more impressive, the fact that the Space Station is up there, or the fact that I was able to send an email and get a reply?"
For those interested, Bernitt's communication with Charles Simony can be seen at
www.charlesinspace.com
When asked about further attempts to reach the Space Station, Bernitt said that he was going to start clipping grocery coupons with the hope of saving 30 million dollars; the current asking price for a trip to orbit. Concluded Bernitt, "take a walk outside one night soon and gaze into the starry skies, and when you do so don't be surprised if you hear the faint and distant sound of......"
How bout them Apples........
Out Of This World
Liftoff
Nashville, TN
With their on again off again season approaching, the Apples are finding new ways to keep busy these days.
In an out of this world example, the Apples this week visited the International Space Station. When asked to comment, AGFHOF Don Bernitt pointed out that it was not a member of the Apple team that made it to the ISS but rather an email.
"Yea, it's pretty cool if you think about it." said Bernitt, "I sent an email to someone on the Space Station and they replied to me." "What's more impressive, the fact that the Space Station is up there, or the fact that I was able to send an email and get a reply?"
For those interested, Bernitt's communication with Charles Simony can be seen at
www.charlesinspace.com
When asked about further attempts to reach the Space Station, Bernitt said that he was going to start clipping grocery coupons with the hope of saving 30 million dollars; the current asking price for a trip to orbit. Concluded Bernitt, "take a walk outside one night soon and gaze into the starry skies, and when you do so don't be surprised if you hear the faint and distant sound of......"
How bout them Apples........
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
APPLES TO PLAY !
Apples Back In Business
Mayor Dean Involoved
Hitthatball
Nashville, TN.
After last months announcement that they would suspend softball operations for the 2009 season, it is today being reported that the Apples are back.
Reports out of Nashville say that several prominent local dignitaries possibly including Mayor Dean have been working behind the scenes to keep the Apples intact and on the diamond.
Although efforts to contact the Mayor were unsuccessful, it is believed that Dean made a last minute appeal to the Apples and discussions have led to the Apples willingness to field a team in the Granny White Coed Softball League.
In addition to local efforts to save the Apples, reports have the Apples also receiving bailout money from the Federal Government which may have also played a part in the change of direction.
With the President in Europe this week, it is unclear at this time if the Obama administration will insist that Apple Tony Byram be replaced as manager of the Apples as part of the bailout deal. Efforts to reach Byram were unsuccessful this morning.
Once again, leave it to the Apples to surprise all. With a rich history of excitement and success in their rear view mirrors, could it be that we will again lay witness to another year of Apples Coed Softball glory?
When contacted for comment on today's breaking news, AGFHOF Don Bernitt was quick to say " Today is April 1st, I'm not thinking about softball yet. Try me back in a few weeks."
How bout them Apples.......
Mayor Dean Involoved
Hitthatball
Nashville, TN.
After last months announcement that they would suspend softball operations for the 2009 season, it is today being reported that the Apples are back.
Reports out of Nashville say that several prominent local dignitaries possibly including Mayor Dean have been working behind the scenes to keep the Apples intact and on the diamond.
Although efforts to contact the Mayor were unsuccessful, it is believed that Dean made a last minute appeal to the Apples and discussions have led to the Apples willingness to field a team in the Granny White Coed Softball League.
In addition to local efforts to save the Apples, reports have the Apples also receiving bailout money from the Federal Government which may have also played a part in the change of direction.
With the President in Europe this week, it is unclear at this time if the Obama administration will insist that Apple Tony Byram be replaced as manager of the Apples as part of the bailout deal. Efforts to reach Byram were unsuccessful this morning.
Once again, leave it to the Apples to surprise all. With a rich history of excitement and success in their rear view mirrors, could it be that we will again lay witness to another year of Apples Coed Softball glory?
When contacted for comment on today's breaking news, AGFHOF Don Bernitt was quick to say " Today is April 1st, I'm not thinking about softball yet. Try me back in a few weeks."
How bout them Apples.......
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